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Transcript Theater SpecialEdition: Off Camera Moments from Charlie Sheen’s ABC Interview

ADONAI On March - 4 - 2011

Charlie Sheen: I’m totally aware of my tongue right now.

 

Andrea Canning: I’m sorry?

 

Charlie Sheen: Like…. I want to taste an orange, ya know? Not just consume it. Bleed the citrus from my eyes as I cry like a babe in the woods.

 

Andrea Canning: Mr.Sheen, I…. I don’t really know what you’re trying to say. You want to cry orange juice?

 

Charlie Sheen: Hold on a second,  I gotta answer this. (picks up phone from table)

 

Andrea Canning: It wasn’t ringing…..

 

Charlie Sheen: Just a second,  Hello?…. HEY! C- DOG! I’m glad you called!

 

Cthulhu:  ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

 

Charlie Sheen: No, totally. I have seen the infinite in the collapsing eye of GOD. But Tuesday is good.

 

Cthulhu: ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
Charlie Sheen: Totally,bro. Winning!… Yeah…. Well, I gotta give you a a shout later C-Note.  PEACE!!! (puts down phone) I love that guy. He’s so single minded, like the Sheen machine. I’m geared to destroy like the fucking Terminator, baby. I am high on Charlie!

 

Andrea Canning: I’m not sure I want to start this interview. Are you SURE you’re prepared to answer my questions on camera? Once it’s over, there is no taking it back.

 

Charlie Sheen: Well, now that you mention it. I’d like to make  a quick bathroom trip to do a little more Charlie.

 

 

Categories: Speakers' Corner

Written by ADONAI

For, behold, the LORD will come with fire, and with his chariots like a whirlwind, to render his anger with fury, and his rebuke with flames of fire. For by fire and by his sword will the LORD plead with all flesh: and the slain of the LORD shall be many.

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  1. chazmania says:
    03/09/2011 at 10:39 AM

    I don’t watch TV anymore and have NO idea what all the hoopla is over this guy..

    TV IS A MIND KILLER…..IT WILL ROT YOUR SOUL…

    except Craig Ferguson..

  2. foxisms says:
    03/09/2011 at 10:02 AM

    I’m all for the media backing away from the car wreck or whatever it might be that is Charlie Sheen. (I applaud individual uniqueness.)
    But I loved your off camera moments with Charlie and ABC!
    There’s a book (or certainly a ‘weekly’, right here) waiting for you in that format, Adonai. And a field ripe with characters and subject matter that is endless and renewing daily.
    Very nice job.
    A perfect read for morning coffee….and bringing in Cthulhu…well…a stroke of illumination.

  3. ghsts says:
    03/05/2011 at 2:52 PM

    Is Andrea Canning dense or what? No doubt she will get her wake up call in the form of a high powered producer or hedge fund banker, “hey this condom is broken!”

  4. ADONAI says:
    03/05/2011 at 2:23 PM

    Hmmm…. I need to work on the photo spacing.

  5. Caru says:
    03/05/2011 at 1:14 PM

    Cthulu! Yay!


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