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The Loony Tunes Party

Republican Party = Mad Tea Party
(Some stories just write themselves.)
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» Posted By jjgravitas On July 19, 2011 @ 10:47 am

The Debt Ceiling Crisis Thread

Beautifully summarized, AdLib. Y’know, I had this fantasy that, since the mission statement of the GOP appears to boil down to “destroy the United States government”, perhaps President Obama could declare the entire GOP to be a terrorist organization, in order to halt their paychecks and seize their bank accounts (flush with millions in campaign donations) in order to put the resulting saved funds toward paying off the government debt. It worked during the War on Drugs, it worked during the War Against Terrorism, perhaps it could help us to fight against the GOP War Against The United States Government. The GOP are complaining about the need to cut government spending. Why don’t they start with themselves and work for free? Pro Bono. Put their money where their mouth is. Use their own money to pay for their limousines and their security details instead on forcing taxpayers to foot the bill, especially since they’ve rolled back taxes so far that we must borrow money to keep them employed. The GOP never changes. To butcher an old saying, the GOP forever talks the talk, but never do they walk the walk the walk.
Keep up the great writing.

» Posted By jjgravitas On July 15, 2011 @ 11:52 am

The Monolith Defined

“Government Of the People”? Yeah, right! The rich people.

» Posted By jjgravitas On July 12, 2011 @ 4:43 pm

Is All That Anger Out There Making You Mad?

In regards to anger, it’s high time we began ignoring the emotion and listening only to the message, it there is one. The message is what matters. Do that and you’ll see that the message coming from the Tea Party is as hollow as an empty tea kettle.

» Posted By jjgravitas On July 4, 2011 @ 11:12 am

The Mad Hatter’s America

We rely way too much on sound bites during elections. Please let’s put more focus on public debates between candidates. It would also be better if they could be more un-scripted than they currently are. Make them explain and justify their points of view, balanced against those of the opposing candidate.

» Posted By jjgravitas On July 4, 2011 @ 11:26 am

The Professional Left and The Big Sam President

Olbermann Schmolbermann. I never listen to these cable-TV pundits and never have, really. What I do care about is there is such a large population of morons in this country who are capable of being swayed by the opinions coming from these arch-conservative know-it-alls. Thanks to their brilliant ideas we had the George W. Bush Administration who fought a war of choice using “the army you have, not the army you want.”
Hell, President Obama is doing a great job, given what he had to work with when he came into office: two wars, trillions of dollars of federal debt and a Republican party that would rather see the USA dissolve into financial chaos than lift a finger to force the mega-rich to pay their fair share. Everyone knew it would take years to clean up the mess Bush made. But do the Republicans acknowledge it now? N-o-o-o-o-o! Instead, they would rather hound Mr. Obama over every little detail. And this auto-pen thing. What’s that about?

At least Mr. Obama got Bin Laden. He can cross that job off the list once and forever.

» Posted By jjgravitas On June 26, 2011 @ 3:10 pm

Watch Current TV or We’ll Burn This Flag!

I notice you did not include the network known as CW. It has no news programs that I know of. I don’t rely on TV (exclusively) for news anyway.

» Posted By jjgravitas On June 23, 2011 @ 11:03 am

Why You Don’t Know What You’re Talking About

Can one understand an entire forest by identifying a few of its trees?

» Posted By jjgravitas On June 19, 2011 @ 11:23 am

The Insanity Defense for Trickle Down

Good thoughts, AdLib. They say sunlight is the best disinfectant. It is up to all of us out there to shine as bright a light as possible on the stupid ideas of the republican party (of which there are many), the so-called “right”. While we’re at it, we need to force the Supreme Court to reverse their ruling that allowed unlimited campaign funds from corporations. How do we go about doing that?

» Posted By jjgravitas On June 19, 2011 @ 11:10 am

The Bill Moyers Defecit

You’re quite right, but my initial point, which I failed to make, was that the SNL of today is an established NBC entity, and as such is completely under the control of network executive decisions, which I am sure has a lot to do with how the humor at SNL has been homogenized to the point of pointlessness. It’s humor level now is about that of the Sunday comics. Which is a shame because I used to like them. NBC recently has one of the worst records in network TV programming, having cancelled good shows in order to focus on bad ones. So the point is really about Network decision-making.

» Posted By jjgravitas On June 3, 2011 @ 10:46 am

Perhaps this explains why the political satire on Saturday Night Live isn’t funny anymore and hasn’t been for years.
Currently spinning in their graves: Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, and George Orwell

» Posted By jjgravitas On June 2, 2011 @ 12:31 pm

The Lamestream Media’s Monster

As usual, the Republican party is building up their next candidate by following her around and taking snapshots while she behaves all cute and folksy (to their point of view), as she continues to ignore the real problems that plague us: over-population and ideological extremism. What is Palin prepared to do to fix those problems?

» Posted By jjgravitas On June 1, 2011 @ 10:54 am

When Aliens Attack

I think we can rest assured that nothing like this will ever happen, in our lifetimes or in the lives or our ancestors. Why? First you have to assume that there are other planets out there exhibiting life (I do). And that some of those planets contain intelligent species (I do). And that some of those species are advanced enough to build spaceships. Once you’ve got that far you must consider the vast resources required not just to build a fleet of spaceships, but to maintain and fuel them during the long stretch of of time and space required for them to reach earth. The resources required for this is so great that it seriously limits your options for what you can afford, for the length of travel and for what you can do along the way. If you are still with me, and the aliens are advanced (read ‘smart’) enough to have reached Earth, and all they want is chlorophyll and protein, scraping up huge forests of it would not be the most cost effective way to go about it. Since plants and animals reproduce, all they would really need are a few examples of whatever they want, and the nutrients required for them to grow and reproduce, like in a hydroponics lab.

Just because we are monsters doesn’t mean they have to be.

» Posted By jjgravitas On June 2, 2011 @ 1:15 pm

BREAKING NEWS: Osama Bin Laden Dead

As wonderful as this news is, the cynical part of me wonders how long it will take before the Tea Party concocts a conspiracy theory alleging that the Obama administration just made the whole thing up.

» Posted By jjgravitas On May 1, 2011 @ 11:04 pm

Giving Corporations the Death Penalty

This is not as outlandish as it first seems, considering current events. If we were to employ the concept of full personhood for corporations including punishment for crimes committed by corporations, we should then apply the same rules to other organizations, such as terrorist organizations and religious organizations, which have been responsible for so much suffering in the world. How about holding the corporations that make up the oil industry financially responsible for all the damage that has been and will be caused by global warming (such as the destruction of our coastlines and damage to the fishing industry)? Nope. Not so outlandish.

» Posted By jjgravitas On May 3, 2011 @ 10:43 am

Eat The Poor

The poor in this country are the symptom of our problems, not the cause of our problems. Our problems are being caused by the wealthy and powerful, those who sent our jobs overseas (resulting in millions of poor and unemployed Americans), and who designed bogus regulations that allowed the creation of the housing bubble complete with bogus home loans to the poor which eventually led to a market crash that spanned across nations leading to millions more poor and unemployed. Don’t eat the poor. Eat the wealthy, take their money and use it to pay off the government debt. Welcome to the new Doublemeat Palace.

» Posted By jjgravitas On April 21, 2011 @ 11:35 am

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