Donald Trump

"I'm proud to be a Democrat where at least I can fistbump. And I won't forget the Repubs who've tried, to elect a douche named Trump."

This is now like watching the Titanic from the iceberg's point of view, The Republicans, helmed by the Tea Party, are cruising slowly but steadily towards destruction and all on board are completely helpless and clueless to change their course.

The once-fearless bully Donald Trump who would run towards any camera or stage is now running scared from them, perhaps holed up in his penthouse, cowering under the covers, clutching his binky and crying, "Why is everyone being so mean to me?!"

It is hard to imagine these Trump junkies going cold turkey after the GOP primary and instead getting a rush from scoring some "low energy" Jeb!.

Trump explained, "See, this way you get rid of the stress employees have to deal with, getting up the courage to ask for raises and companies don't have to deal with rising costs of labor. It's a win-win!"

For many people whose childhood hobbies didn't include playing the drums with their head, it's been hard to understand why so many people in the GOP are supporting such candidates as Donald Trump and Ben Carson.

"David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear, wish I could do that! 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free?' That giant metal immigrant, you know she's from France, needs to be deported along with 11 million Mexicans!"

This is absolutely not a case of some Democrats supporting "a political outsider" as Republicans are, they are actually supporting an established politician (a sitting Senator) who seems more genuine to them than the allegedly inevitable Democratic front runner.