Donald Trump

To win a GOP debate, you don't present a policy on the issues, you don't argue principles, you don't literally win a debate over any particular topic, you simply need to show that you are the best at hatin'.

Welcome! Our Live Chat for tonight's GOP debates will be coming up later today, should be very entertaining. The Main debate begins at 5:00pm...

Tonight is the third debate for the Star Wars bar scene characters...er... Republicans...well, maybe I was right the first time. And PlanetPOV will once again be hosting a live chat to which you are invited!

"I'm proud to be a Democrat where at least I can fistbump. And I won't forget the Repubs who've tried, to elect a douche named Trump."

This is now like watching the Titanic from the iceberg's point of view, The Republicans, helmed by the Tea Party, are cruising slowly but steadily towards destruction and all on board are completely helpless and clueless to change their course.

The once-fearless bully Donald Trump who would run towards any camera or stage is now running scared from them, perhaps holed up in his penthouse, cowering under the covers, clutching his binky and crying, "Why is everyone being so mean to me?!"

It is hard to imagine these Trump junkies going cold turkey after the GOP primary and instead getting a rush from scoring some "low energy" Jeb!.

Trump explained, "See, this way you get rid of the stress employees have to deal with, getting up the courage to ask for raises and companies don't have to deal with rising costs of labor. It's a win-win!"

For many people whose childhood hobbies didn't include playing the drums with their head, it's been hard to understand why so many people in the GOP are supporting such candidates as Donald Trump and Ben Carson.

"David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear, wish I could do that! 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free?' That giant metal immigrant, you know she's from France, needs to be deported along with 11 million Mexicans!"