Trying to refine these a bit..
lemme know what you think..
On SARAH PALIN:
She said she'd attend the Convention.
Old Sarah still craved the attention.
She wrote on her hand,
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 1, 2008
RE: Gala Christmas Party
I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December...