(apologies to Milt Gabler and John Tenniel)
B is for the things he wants to Ban;
L is for the Libs who love this man;
A, well that’s for ACORN; neeeeed I even say more, n’
C‘s for the Constitution, we have got to save it soon, n’
K is for the Koran he’s reading;
B-L-A-C-K is really not my thing!
B is for the Birth Certificate he can’t produce, can he?
L is for the Law to whack my Granny;
A‘s for ACORN again, so you don’t forget, friend, and
C‘s for Communism, NOT the Founding Fathers’ vision!
K is for the way he thinks he’s King;
B-L-A-C-K is really not my thing!
(one more time!)
B’s for Borders that he won’t patrol;
L ‘s for Lenders he put on the dole;
A, shout out to ACORN, dabbling in kiddie porn, and
C’s for Competition,THAT’S the thing his program’s missin’
K is for this Kool Aid I’m drinking,
B-L-A-C-K is really not my thing!
It’s not my thing!
It just ain’t my thing!
Shoo be do wah!
Just one more and then I’ll call it a song:
B’s for Borders that he won’t patrol;
L’s for Lenders he put on the dole;
A, shout out to ACORN, dabbling in kiddie porn, and
C’s for Competition,THAT’S the thing his program’s missin’
K is for this Kool Aid I’m drinking,
B-L-A-C-K is really not my thing!
My gosh, WTS, you always amaze with your art and your prose.
I do so hope that you will work with AdLib- another talented genius – on something for GROW.
Your works are incredible and may I ask if you are actually an artist by trade that sells?
Thanks, Javaz! Oh, we’ll cook up something together for sure.
And yes, artist/illustrator is one of the hats I wear.
How would one view your art, besides here on the Planet, and then how would one purchase one?
Do you have a website?
Wow, Javaz! Thank you for considering. I’d like to be in touch by email but would not want to give it out here. I’ll ask Kalima or one of the honchos here to put us in touch. Will that be all right?
Verbally, with a lump or two. Can’t wait.
Gosh how can I answer?
Brilliant wts!
YGM, K!
Ok, sorry, just woke up again.
B is for brilliant!!
T is for
Thanks!
How do I take my tea? With honey and brown sugar of course.
I don’t think those are options at the Tea Party…
My sentiments to Y-O-U, What’s!!!
Thanks, Cher! It’s morning here in Tokyo and you just made mine.
I think that song was the first one to bump the Beatles out of their #1 roost after their Ed Sullivan appearance.
Maybe that’s what persuaded them to incorporate the word “Love” in so many of their songs afterward…?
A Kool-Aid pitcher teapot!
Of course! What else would they be drinking?
Daumier could get a few pointers from the whatsmeister. Splendid!
Thank you, Q. I am honored, though it works the other way around, I can assure you!
No. Daumier’s soul is reincarnated and now needs guidance with his/her art.
Don’t ya know?!
😆
W is for the Wit WTS has.
T is for the Tea Partiers he’s skewered.
S is for the Satire he uses.
WTS!!!
Thanks, AdLib! I’m feeling the itch to do another collaboration with you, fellow wordsmith!
Same here! Let’s figure out our next target!
yep, yep. And since you’ve got a line to the Divine, maybe our next one could be a sort of Holy Trinity!
Hey, the nicest teapot I’ve see for ages! But hey, I love black, I’m so darned white, it suits me very well.
hence the beautiful contrast in your gravatar, no doubt!
😳
😆 Another classic WTS. Love the symmetry of your little ditty too. It’s appealing musically and visually.
Thanks, KQ!
Not really MY little ditty, that credit goes to Bert Kaemphert (music) and Milt Gabler (lyrics to L-O-V-E). Just down a shot of scotch, and then croon it in your best Nat King Cole impression. I may just have to do a recording of it myself.
Oh gosh please do watsie, that would be fabulous.
In any case, I promise to sing it for you as a (you know what) present, fellow Tokyoite!
Oh you, what delight, I’m tingling. K.
Then it’s an absolute promise, and only laryngitis will prevent it!
Q will come in a smash us, what can we do?