Displaying 31 To 49 Of 49 Comments Huffington Post Goes NSA on Its Members Arianna is also a cult member. The group is somewhat more obscure than Scientology but basically the same ’70s guru claptrap. The guy who runs the cult even has a blog account with HP. Cults are founded for the sole purpose of making money and exploiting people anyway — it doesn’t surprise me one iota that Facebook and AOL dollars might be going into the pockets of this Jolly Rodger guy or whatever his name is. Have a look: shameproject.com/profile/arianna-huffington/ huffingtonpost.com/johnroger/ huffingtonpost.com/news/john-roger huffingtonpost.com/tag/john-roger » Posted By Quick Brown Dog On December 22, 2013 @ 12:27 pm You can’t even sign up for a Yahoo mail (which a lot of people use as a disposable address anyway) without a mobile number. Well, there is a workaround, but it involves signing up for Gmail first. How (counter-)intuitive on Yahoo’s part, get people to sign up for a Gmail address so they can sign up for a Yahoo one. And IT people are supposed to be logical??? » Posted By Quick Brown Dog On December 22, 2013 @ 12:20 pm Hi AdLib, When I logged in for the first time to PlanetPOV I noticed that it uses WordPress. How secure is WordPress as a company WRT providing info to the NSA or corporations? Doesn’t HuffPost use WordPress too? Or is WordPress an AOL company, like Tumbler is now Yahoo’s blog interface and Blogger/Blogspot is Google’s? Also, I notice there is a Twitter sidebar — does this compromise security of the site by giving information to Twitter? » Posted By Quick Brown Dog On December 22, 2013 @ 11:00 am Hitler Descendants Sue GOP For Copyright Infringement They should launch their own line of crayons and call it Crapola. » Posted By Quick Brown Dog On December 22, 2013 @ 11:37 am A coloring book? As in, the people in it are… COLORED? Megan Kelley sez: “Santa Cruz only brings WHITE crayons, to WHITE children, because all the good crayons — and the good children — are WHITE. They just are, and just because you don’t like that fact or it makes you uncomfortable, doesn’t make it not true.” Binney & Smith, the makers of Crayola crayons, respond: Dear Ms. Kelley: It has come to our attention that you espouse a position that white crayons are the best crayons because they are the same color as the “best” children. While we agree that you are well within your right as an American to express your viewpoint, please be aware that this is not the opinion of Binney & Smith or anyone involved in the making of Crayola crayons or art products. In fact, our sentiment regarding this position can be summarized as follows: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU! Sincerely, » Posted By Quick Brown Dog On December 22, 2013 @ 11:36 am Sieg Heil! *pfft* Sieg Heil! *pfft* Right in the Baggers’ face! –Spike Jones » Posted By Quick Brown Dog On December 22, 2013 @ 11:29 am “Could you do us a favor and refrain from bringing up mandatory butt plugs?” Jennifer Lawrence, is that you? » Posted By Quick Brown Dog On December 22, 2013 @ 11:27 am “Peter, Fox News called. They own the copyright to Hitler’s likeness and they’re going to sue for unauthorized use of it.” –Mr. Pewterschmidt, Family Guy “420” » Posted By Quick Brown Dog On December 22, 2013 @ 11:26 am Famous Movie Quotes If Republicans Had Starred in Classic Films No, no — Michele Bachmann Turn-Her Overdrive simply HAS TO BE in the Margaret Hamilton role! Or maybe the Witch of the East? With those fabulous boots and stockings (as Dizzy Ms. Lizzie Graham might say). But who, pray tell, could be the Witch of the West? The witches have to be jealous somehow. Jealous, and catty, and — oh, here’s my take on it… [to Malia and Sasha, in a vision in the crystal ball, seen frolicking innocently and sweetly with Bo at the White House] Michele Bachmann, aka The Wicked Witch of the Twin Cities: I’LL GET YOU, MY PRETTIES! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO! Suddenly, the White House gets swept up in a tornado and lands on the witch as she steps outside her castle door. The viewer sees Bachmann’s legs roll underneath, granny heels and all. Dark clouds roll away, revealing sunshine, the happy chirps of bluebirds, and a marvelous, vibrant rainbow arching over what was once the house at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. (VO) President Obama: The witch is dead? No, I — I had no idea! I mean, I heard about this the same time you guys did! [graphical flourish: FOX NEWS ALERT] Megyn Kelly, aka the Wicked Witch of the Avenue of the Americas: This is a FOX NEWS ALERT. A group of radical, far-left union protesters known as the Lollipop Guild has just released a statement: “Ding-dong, the witch is dead.” Fox News has been able to confirm that the so-called “witch” they appear to be referring to, is — none other than esteemed former Minnesota congresswoman and Fox News contributor, Michele Bachmann, who sustained severe injuries after a freak tornado swept up the White House and crash-landed it all the way in the mysterious, faraway land of Oz. Representatives for the group are also saying, that they are now welcoming the arrival of the so-called, “Good Witch of the North Side.” Fox News now able to confirm video feed of the crash site, and — oh, will you look at that. Michelle Obama. Hm. Well, that’s a bit of an error on their part, wouldn’t you say? I mean, everybody knows that the good witch is WHITE. She just is, mmmkay? And just because a bunch of munchkins, in the — the Lullaby League or the Lollygag Band or the Loop-de-Loop N.G.O. or whatever dimwitted union gangbanger group these circus midgets are in — just because they don’t like that fact, doesn’t make it NOT TRUE! Fox News now showing you live video feed of — well, there they are. The first brats — er, daughters, Malia and Sasha Obama — and their slime-eating mutt, Bo Diddley Squat. Oh, and will you look at that: Bo Diddley, he just did a — haha — “squat.” ‘Course, it was right on — can we get closer? Zoom? — yes, it looks like, what appears to be the tiniest bit of Congresswoman Bachmann’s shoe. Disrespectful little rat, and those two little Destiny’s Child wannabes. I’ll get you, my pretties… and your little dog, too! You hear me? The good witch… is… WHITE! » Posted By Quick Brown Dog On December 26, 2013 @ 11:10 pm [Ted Cruz channels his inner, uh, Madison. Not James, of course.] Obamacare, to me, is just like a story I know called “The Puppy Who Lost His Way.” The world was changing, and the puppy was getting — bigger. … So, you see, the puppy was like big-government healthcare. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy — “society” — knew where to find him. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the free market, my friends, that was a revolution. [President Obama airs his response.] Mr. Cruz, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this country is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
» Posted By Quick Brown Dog On December 26, 2013 @ 10:31 pm Kinda like Lego characters whose heads can be easily replaced. Except that Lego characters are more “flexible” and open to change. » Posted By Quick Brown Dog On December 26, 2013 @ 10:18 pm (Poster tagline) Rick Perry in Apollo 13 “Houston, YOU have a problem.” » Posted By Quick Brown Dog On December 26, 2013 @ 10:16 pm This does not surprise me in the least. As of right now my grandmother, age 95 (but still sharp as a tack), is in the ICU at a local hospital battling several infections and heart failure. (The visiting rules only permit two people at a time in the room, and so right now my mother and aunt are there because they would be the ones making the decisions and “advocating.”) As a family, we have seen some of the worst levels of gross incompetence by staff who either do the bare minimum required for their salary, or ignore the patient’s and family’s wishes to abide by bureaucratic “protocols” in hopes of getting a holiday bonus and kissing up to the brass. At the same time, her own team of doctors are not involved with any of the hospital care — but are more than willing to make brief jaunts to nursing homes, which apparently generate kickbacks to numerous Medicare physicians who are shareholders of these particular “long-term care networks.” The absolute worst thing that ever could have happened in this country was introducing capitalism to medicine and putting profit ahead of patients. As I always say to mom when she gets exasperated dealing with red tape, paperwork, and utter lack of human empathy by staff with money first and foremost on their minds, it’s the Hypocritical Oath today: first do no harm, terms and conditions may apply. » Posted By Quick Brown Dog On December 29, 2013 @ 5:55 pm Happy Holidays, Planeteers. A little late on the posting, but a timeless sentiment nonetheless: I bring you tidings of good cheer and a very important message from one of the good elves, alerting us to the threat of the mean old Grinches who “know when we are sleeping and know when we’re awake.” Please spread this message any way you can, to everyone you know and everyone you don’t. We’re all on someone’s list, and it makes no difference if they are naughty — and we are nice. A very merry Christmas from — and to — our dear friend, Edward Snowden. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhwsBDj8h9E Hi, and Merry Christmas. I’m honored to have the chance to speak with you and your family this year. Recently, we learned that our governments, working in concert, have created a system of worldwide mass surveillance, watching everything we do. Great Britain’s George Orwell warned us of the danger of this kind of information. The types of collection in the book — microphones and video cameras, TVs that watch us — are nothing compared to what we have available today. We have sensors in our pockets that track us everywhere we go. Think about what this means for the privacy of the average person. A child born today will grow up with no conception of privacy at all. They’ll never know what it means to have a private moment to themselves — an unrecorded, un-analyzed thought. And that’s a problem, because privacy matters. Privacy is what allows us to determine who we are and who we want to be. The conversation occurring today will determine the amount of trust we can place both in the technology that surrounds us and the government that regulates it. Together, we can find a better balance. End mass surveillance. And remind the government that if it really wants to know how we feel, asking is always cheaper than spying. For everyone out there listening, thank you, and Merry Christmas. “Do you hear what I hear?” -NSA EDIT: Here’s a tip. Just in case TPTB™ issues a “takedown” notice (for which the “G-men” will most certainly comply), DOWNLOAD THE VIDEO to your own hard drive and upload it again… and again… and again… and again. They’ll know we’re not willing to just lie down and die. Certainly not on Christmas, or any other time of the year for that matter. » Posted By Quick Brown Dog On December 27, 2013 @ 9:46 pm The next time you see a product, service, or ad that you hate, remember that someone did the research and the company decided on it based on the people that DID say “yes” to being interviewed. I want to know what fracking focus group applauded that disgusting Sears ad from this year, that was obviously spoofing the 1989 Hershey Holiday Kisses one. (You know which one I mean.) Probably a bunch of depraved housewives who went to the focus group meeting hung over from a bachelorette party? The Hershey ad is adorable. The Chippendale dudes jingling their (cough) “bells” is just out-and-out gross. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr9g0QkppqU (Better version.) » Posted By Quick Brown Dog On December 27, 2013 @ 9:38 pm “WE NEED THE 2ND AMENDMENT TO PROTECT US FROM THE 13TH AND 19TH!” -GOP » Posted By Quick Brown Dog On December 27, 2013 @ 9:33 pm Shades of Michele Bachmann Turn-Her Overdrive in 2012?
» Posted By Quick Brown Dog On December 27, 2013 @ 9:32 pm GOP sez: “Nein! Nein doktor for ze unfit, ze life unvorzy of life!” (Somebody should make a “Hitler is angry” video pretty much saying the same thing.) 😉 » Posted By Quick Brown Dog On December 22, 2013 @ 12:47 pm The so called “news people” are NOT reporters, they are making comments Yup, kinda like Megan Kelley’s latest contribution to the “War on Christmas.” “Santa is WHITE! Deal with it! RAHOWA!!!11one1!” Fox News: Ve report, ve decide — und you vill LIKE IT! » Posted By Quick Brown Dog On December 22, 2013 @ 12:44 pmComments Posted By Quick Brown Dog
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