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Time Out for O/T – Vol. 15

HH: Thanks for the book recommendation. I’m always looking for some good book. In fact, I’d love to start at “book club” here at Planet. (The groan you hear is from my bookcases – yes, I still buy the print versions….)

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 21, 2011 @ 10:25 am

Happy Birthday, Whatsie!

Today is ALSO the never-present Blov’s birthday, as well as a very dear “grrfrin” in Nashville, my SisterGirl. Shout outs to them as well.

Hope you have a great one. I’m working in service cleaning two months worth of cat “graudeaux” off our porch – hair, hair balls, tracked litter – in honor of the Blov so he won’t have to take part this weekend.

What shall I do to honor you, WTS? Any graudeaux cleaning I can do?

Have a wonderful day, and here’s hoping many more follow. -AB

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 21, 2011 @ 8:41 am

HA Kesmarn. Great minds think alike, eh? I wrote my post BEFORE I read your’ns. – AB

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 19, 2011 @ 3:47 pm

Glad we could help by doing nothing, Khirad! It’s my specialty.

I look forward eagerly to your next post. YOU are one of my anchors here, and I dedicated my last donation to you (I know – like teen radio from the 50s)

You put so much into your work, but you MUST know how much each and every one of us can get from it. I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 19, 2011 @ 3:46 pm

Hi Kes! Yes, the Pup can toss bags around. But to be fair, so can the Blov, even at the advanced age of soon to be fifty seven (on Monday). Of course, I am a couple of years older so I have an excuse, right?

You got the name right, gal. The woman (a public service employee) took GREAT umbrage at what my partner – after several attempts to actually SPEAK with someone – left on her phone that there had obviously been a mistake. The woman snarled (in a truly AlphaBitch way) that she resented the implication that THEY had made a mistake.

We’ll have it straightened out this week. I’m not worried about it at all, because we DO have documentation. I just need to spend some time on it, and with the trip to IN and the backlog of PBS work, I’m a little short on time (not to mention the landscaping).

Good to hear from you, dear one!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 19, 2011 @ 10:10 am

Hidee ho to all. Hope your Saturday is going well. I “delivered” 64 bags of mulch yesterday and today to get STARTED on our yard. God bless the Pup – he made short work of it and saved this old broad a few more sprained ankles (hmmm.. does that make one wonder if I have 4 or 6 ankles left to sprain??) He is such a jewel. I’m going to collect some fingernail clippings and try to clone him.

Have a board meeting on the refugee program, so need to dash off. I’m also meeting with a nationally known photo essayist to collaborate on a project to feature some of the refugees. With this man, it could easily make a national circuit and I will invite you all. Our meeting is not until March, and who knows when we could get funded/started. I have encountered problems with the government agency in charge of taxes (who shall remain nameless because of fear of retribution); they insist we filed as a financial service company and that we did not complete the application correctly. They are wrong. So say your prayers, dear friends. THIS dragon is a scary one to challenge! My best to you all. I’ll check back later.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 19, 2011 @ 9:45 am

Okey dokey pokeys! Now I really HAVE to sign off (for a while). See you later.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 17, 2011 @ 8:01 am

Let’s share them over a brewsky (or a soda, if you prefer) sometime. HEY! Maybe I can be a bouncer for God. I’ll ask when He blogs again. St. Peter has GOT to be getting old by now.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 17, 2011 @ 7:59 am

AS IF he can read and/or write himself! What does he care about schools? For him, it was just a way to strut the halls, and comb his hair.

We had GREAT signs (the progressives) at the W selection rally. It was when W had the big boil on his face. We bought similar bandages, and wrote things like ” YOU CAN’T COVER UP DEMOCRACY” and “I’M BOILING MAD”. The signs from “our” side outdid the yard signs. No imagination those folks.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 17, 2011 @ 7:58 am

PW: I marched on the mansion to protest W’s selection as President. I marched for over 3 hours on a SEVERELY sprained ankle, and am paying for it some 11 years later. But it was worth every second.

Some BushCheney yard sign “original” spit in my face. I am known for flying into fisticuffs (hey! I grew up here in Texas, where my daddy’s only rules were not to bite and not to pick on someone smaller or weaker than you), but I wiped it off and said: “Real classy. Says a whole lot for your bunch.” If looks could kill, I’d be dead. But they don’t, and I’m not. At least yet….

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 17, 2011 @ 7:50 am

Great, BDM! Now we need a march on old Gov GudHair in Austin.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 17, 2011 @ 7:39 am

“and anti education, anti health care, anti good sense and just about everything else.”

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 16, 2011 @ 7:18 pm

BDM: An oldie, but a goodie, by the songwriter himself. Not the best version, but he wrote the fuckin’ song. I suggest this become our new “national anthem”.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 16, 2011 @ 6:34 am

Nasty spitters, those camels. I’m guessing mad ones are the worst.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 13, 2011 @ 4:32 pm

Survey says……

As I sat at my father-in-law’s funeral last week, we were told repeatedly how the things he valued most in life were: God, country and family.

I noted a restlessness in me (not just from the prolonged stay in Jeebus and Bunny Bread land), but also because I thought “Huh. What do I value most? I value God, my country (sometimes) and my family (real or chosen). But is that what I truly value MOST?

I am deeply spiritual, although not always religious. I DO love God, or what I perceive as God. I allow everyone their own thoughts on this, unless they try and force their perceptions into my brain or life.

But what about the other things?

What I found is this: What I value most in life are God, truth, and love. That to me makes the world go round, and are the things I try to “follow” as guidelines for my behaviour and thoughts each day.

Now, and especially with all our new Planetarians, I am curious as to what you find you value most.

Talk amongst yourselves. I have to go cut my roses and make a pot roast for Sunday dinner. I’ll check back, but I would love to read your responses, if you have thoughts on this that you would like to share. If not, I’ll continue contemplating my own path, and that’s OK too. I’m just a curious sort.

Till later – AB

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 13, 2011 @ 11:19 am

Cool, and congrats on your “freedom find”. I was just speaking with one of my kids about how much I hate “us” vs. “them” tribal mentalities (note: my “kids” are my Afghan students, who came here for a year of high school and are now back for college). It evolved thousands of years ago, out of biological necessity, to protect your bloodline/gene pool. But as the world has advanced, and shrunk (to the point of where I had two Afghans in my home last night, and a different set tonight), it is no longer “us” vs. “them”, but “we”. What happens to one of us, happens in some way to all of us.

So Truth, you can be who you are and be part of the Planet, as “we” all are! Welcome home.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 13, 2011 @ 11:09 am

BDM: Could NOT agree more! The Afghan girls went through a phase of pencil thin eyebrows (cejas in Spanish), and they looked like ventriloguist dummies! In their culture, it is good. But they had beautiful, natural brows that they have now returned to.

Of course, we also helped some lose the unibrow. But I’d rather see Frida Brow than scary DMV Lady Brow anyday!

Makes me love you all the more, BDM…..

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 13, 2011 @ 11:05 am

Ha! BDM, that is the trick now. Laughter is what keeps me sane.

And Boomer dear – I am/was the spittin’ image of my daddy (the one with the dadism that “It’s a short ride between brave and stupid.”), but there were times I could look at my sister and wonder “Who on EARTH?????” Shallow end of the gene pool, that’s fer shure!

Love you guys. The Blov is itchin’ to get on, the Pup has to check his FB, and I’m off to the bath. Ta ta!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 10, 2011 @ 7:04 pm

Nope. No more so than all the others.

But I CAN be “bitchier”.

Poor Blov – shut up in a car with me, driving 20 mph through a nasty ice storm in N. Texas, for hundreds of miles. Some nearly three decades of frustration with inlaws poked out, and the AlphaBITCH moniker was out, strong and proud. I snarled and snapped across a few hundred miles. Sigh. Some habits are hard to change…….

Someone PLEASE explain to me why it is that any famiy we did NOT grow up with is “weird”, while our own family’s dysfunction seems “normal” (for the most part)? And why do we lie to ourselves about our childhoods? Do we REALLY need to believe we were “the Beav”?

Off with the Pup and the Blov to go grab a bite. Work on this for me, dear Bito and Boomer, and get back to me when you can.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 10, 2011 @ 5:36 pm

Wow, PW. I don’t know you well enough (YET) to “confess”. But soon….

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 10, 2011 @ 4:49 pm

Hey Sue! You are right. It’s there – a very very very small black and white paint pony with an emerald and sapphire encrusted teensy tiny saddle. Thanks!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 10, 2011 @ 4:49 pm

BOOMER!!!!! Missed you gal. I was in the land of Bunny White Bread and Jeebus. It was a trying time – I’ll write you later.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 10, 2011 @ 4:48 pm

Sometimes like the Wholly Roilers…..

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 10, 2011 @ 4:41 pm

Good golly gee. I’m outta here for a couple of weeks, driving cross country through the blizzards and ice dancing in the Subaru, and I come “home” to the Planet and lordy lordy – there’s a ton of new folks here! How cool is that? Want me to disappear again for another two weeks? It’ll cost you a pony AND a saddle, AdLib!

Nice to see everyone here. Sorry I wasn’t on the welcome wagon, but you will find the Planet a great place to …..breathe…..The atmosphere is perfect, and the founders are the greatest. (NOW do I get a pony???)

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 10, 2011 @ 4:39 pm

Time Out for O/T – Vol. 2

Happy Birthday, Bito! You don’t look a day over 29……I’ll eat some birthday cake for you tonight, ‘K???

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 22, 2010 @ 1:01 pm

Hey Bito! Yep, I’m a HUGE music fan and friends with several of the musicians, both here and in Nashville.

I took the “college boys” to go see an AMAZING young man (though the YouTube recordings do NOT do him justice) – Warren Hood and the Hoodlums. I’ve known Warren since he was a sprout – about 9 years old. His daddy, Champ Hood, was a dear friend. Champ passed away a few years ago; Warren went to the Berkley School of Music. His new band is amazing. The Afghans loved the music, and one of them was very excited to go meet Warren. Although it had been years since I had seen him, he was as sweet as ever (I was his “Telluride Momma”, keeping him stocked w/ sunscreen, Chapstick and hats when he came there a few years ago.)

Warren Hood and the Hoodlums will be playing at the Strawberry Festival in California (at Camp Mather) this spring; go if you can! My favorite festival of all. And watch for Warren in the future – he is destined to achieve great things, I do believe!

(Bito – now you’ve done it! Music is a hot button for me. Shall I send you some tunes? I’d be happy to send you some “get well music”! Music has healing powers in my mind – and sometimes the healing is even physical!) Just let me know……AB

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2010 @ 10:21 am

Bito: That’s some crap news. Your sense of humor (no shave/haircut for a year; way to get rid of that excess weight) will serve you well. You are a light and a delight in every sense of the words.

I will hold you in my thoughts and prayers. As all have stated, you just tell us what we can do for you. Together the Planet People will try and make it happen. This is a wonderful community of support and love.

I’m sure you will charm the socks off all who are lucky enough to help with your care. (I could have said “pants off” but that was too Scott Brown)

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 20, 2010 @ 6:34 pm

Time Out for OT – Vol 11

Thanks, MW. Makes me want to be a Canadian MORE – and to go to the Church of Arbys.

-AB

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 30, 2010 @ 3:20 pm

Kes – that should have been posted on “foot book” or the most recent episode on – yep, you guessed it – “butt book”. Silly girl!

I’ve worked in vet clinics for years. Sometimes the behavior can signal epileptic attacks. I once had a friend with a LARGE MEAN black cat named “Ebony”, called “Ebon”. When I would go visit, Ebon would sometimes stalk me and bite the crap out of me (hey! I’m a cat person. This should NOT happen)

Once I noticed Ebon nowhere to be found. When I asked, they told me he had been sent to “appreciation school”. Seems when he acted out, he was banished to the garage for a few days. My friends were devout Christian Scientists. I always suspected Ebon had epilepsy, but they were not the sort to acknowledge it if so. I have used appreciation school for others – errant husbands and stubborn students (but only in a figurative or threatening sense, never actually). Perhaps this bad boy should get a little degree from the school?????

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 30, 2010 @ 7:09 am

Aw, boomer! What gals! That warms my heart, and I’m sure it warms their hearts, hands, toes, etc. How sweet.

there is a saying in the Qur’an – which I will paraphrase here, although I know it’s a no-no to do so with Muslims (but hey! I’m a Christian) – that goes something like:

If God had wanted, He would have made us all the same. But He didn’t, so that we could compete with each other for good works.

You won.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 30, 2010 @ 7:02 am

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