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LIVE BLOG: GOP Debate Tonight in NH – 6:00 pm PST

Is creating jobs same as “job creator”?

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 7, 2012 @ 6:09 pm

Creating business, growing jobs. NOT creating jobs, AdLib.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 7, 2012 @ 6:07 pm

No drink on that, ecat. That’s a given.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 7, 2012 @ 6:06 pm

Iran….come on, Rick – talk about America’s strength, Christian values. Waiting…..

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 7, 2012 @ 6:05 pm

Just tested the drink. Strong.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 7, 2012 @ 6:04 pm

Wise choice!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 7, 2012 @ 6:02 pm

Whoop! What sweater vest will Rick have on???

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 7, 2012 @ 6:01 pm

And to further complicate matters, I’m on the netbook, which I can’t see in the best of circumstances.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 7, 2012 @ 5:59 pm

Kalima! Dibs on you, too! Clink! Can’t believe you’re here for the debacle.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 7, 2012 @ 5:55 pm

Weekend Music Thread – Merry Xmas 2011!

And the dark side of a Texas Christmas (from Rick Perry’s side), Merry Christmas from the Family by Robert Earl Keen. Now it’s off to more festivities!!!!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On December 25, 2011 @ 3:53 pm

Dedicated to my Bito: John Prine – Christmas in Prison

» Posted By AlphaBitch On December 25, 2011 @ 3:46 pm

And why living in Texas is sometimes worth it, even with Perry and Paul – the first couple of Texas music, Bruce Robison and Kelly Willis, singing ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside” – LIVE.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On December 25, 2011 @ 3:31 pm

Kudos, KT, for even knowing what a dobro sounds like! You ARE a music afficionado.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On December 25, 2011 @ 3:23 pm

And my dear friend Tish, with whom I shared a GREAT evening this year, thanks to Planet reconnecting us! Versions in both English and Spanish. Again, music only. Merry Merry to us ALL. xo AB

English:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl3j0_rlahI&feature=related

Spanish:

» Posted By AlphaBitch On December 25, 2011 @ 9:21 am

The master of the dobro, Mr. Jerry Douglas, and Away in a Manger (no video – music only)

» Posted By AlphaBitch On December 25, 2011 @ 9:12 am

Santa Wish Lists from Top Political Figures

So I just chatted w/ Santa. Here is what he said:

For Boehner: Tell him the oversized absorbent hankie can be found as the Depends he now needs.

Romney: The word is “Nosi”.

Gingrich: NO problem. Since you love war and wimmens, I’m sending you to Afghanistan, where you may have up to four wives at any given time, plus have “temporary wives” for a few weeks. Young boys are available at any time, if you are a Talib fauz Muslim.

Paul: What you seem to need is some self-belief. Or maybe just some more tinfoil. That’s it.

Bachmann: You are getting a pseudo corndog that runs on batteries. Marcus just isn’t that into you, if you get the drift.

Koch Brothers: You’re on the naughty list.

Palin: First you GET veins (and arteries) to that hair – bumpit holder above your shoulders. Requested by all those who paid attention to you in the past.

Cain: You, sir, get a lump of coal pizza.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On December 24, 2011 @ 10:22 am

Weekend Music Thread – Fly Me To The Moon

Food: I wish you could have had the pleasure of hearing Stephen live. I once described him as the “cutest white man alive”. He fell off his white horse to me, but he was still cute and a great writer. Check out others on YouTube. My fave was always Top Hat; some of the lyrics were “I’ve got a big top hat with a crown of thorns, just like you-know-who” and of course the chorus “you can kiss my ass till my hat pops off; goodbye, I’m headed south”. Words to live by IMHO.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 7, 2012 @ 5:54 pm

The Jimmy Buffett version of “Trip Around the Sun”. Followed by the version of Stephen Bruton, who co-wrote the song and who sang it best. Stephen quit riding around the sun a couple of years ago, and I miss his music dearly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaKqwvGa6Bw

followed by Bruton – at least listen to his interview. He was a master songwriter.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 7, 2012 @ 4:29 pm

‘Twas The Newt Before Christmas – A Political Parody

Thought about making a cup w/ Stay Puft man and Newt side by side. Still mulling it over, but I’d hate to have it ruin my cocoa……

» Posted By AlphaBitch On December 13, 2011 @ 3:00 pm

Fave line: And the twin of his chin was as fat as his head.

Classic. Classy. Puro AdLib

» Posted By AlphaBitch On December 13, 2011 @ 2:54 pm

LIVE BLOG: GOP Debate in IA Tonight at 6:00pm PST

Any further debates will just be like a sequel to Dumb and Dumber and Dumbest. Well, it’s beddy bye time. Gots to check out the music, and then turn in. Night all!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On December 10, 2011 @ 8:00 pm

Glad you were here, cat. Got snow? We are cold & wet even here in S. TX.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On December 10, 2011 @ 7:51 pm

And I thank you guys for making this bearable and fun.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On December 10, 2011 @ 7:47 pm

Worst….candidates…..ever.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On December 10, 2011 @ 7:44 pm

CAT! Mystery Science Theater 3000. Check any of them out – too funny.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On December 10, 2011 @ 7:44 pm

Move over, and pass the popcorn.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On December 10, 2011 @ 7:43 pm

And that, dear leader, is our goal.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On December 10, 2011 @ 7:43 pm

Check out Ron Paul’s woo=woo hat.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On December 10, 2011 @ 7:41 pm

“I’m sorry, Ms. Sawyer, but you have a bad case of stephanopolis.”

» Posted By AlphaBitch On December 10, 2011 @ 7:40 pm

And they can wash their own sheets when they wrap. Will teach them laundry skills.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On December 10, 2011 @ 7:40 pm

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