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Posted by AdLib On Jun - 8 - 2018 5 COMMENTS

In an ironic mistake by someone who has also been personally described “an ironic mistake”, Donald Trump used the wrong word in a tweet intended to express that he was all-knowing.

Posted by AdLib On May - 7 - 2018 6 COMMENTS

Coming on the heels of Rudy Giuiani’s disastrous media tour over the past several days, his lips have filed a case in New York State Court to be legally separated from Mr. Giuliani. “We just refuse to be connected to a man who lets outright lies and nonsensical statements pour […]

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 23 - 2018 7 COMMENTS

“Mass shootings are bad, they’re really, really bad and we need to do something to stop them that makes more sense than taking away the guns that mass killers always use,” Trump explained.

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 20 - 2018 4 COMMENTS

Relying on tv for his decision-making on personnel has gone so well, Trump will now use it to select military leaders. Trump stated, “I need a new general and I’ve watched this Gomer Pyle guy all of my life, I like the cut of his jib!”

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 10 - 2018 10 COMMENTS

When Trump campaigned on “bringing back” law and order, he meant authorities should have more power to dominate and abuse minorities. He didn’t intend for them to be more empowered to pursue crimes that rich, white men commit.

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 24 - 2018 17 COMMENTS

Instead of our usual Weekend Music Thread, the historic March For Our Lives has taken place today (and is continuing in some places) so in this post we present exclusive video and photos from today’s march in Los Angeles.

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 20 - 2018 1 COMMENT

When a party with bad intentions, like Cambridge Analytica or Vladimir Putin, uses Facebook’s highly manipulative machinery for their own malicious purposes, they’re just using it as it’s designed to be used…turning people’s personal information against them.

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 15 - 2018 1 COMMENT

Getting divorced from a Trump is becoming a frequent enough international event to soon qualify as an Olympic sport. In the meantime, it remains a popular pastime in the Czech Republic, Slovenia and “Starbutts” gentlemen’s clubs.

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 9 - 2018 1 COMMENT

Trump presented a longer list of “bad guys” which oddly included “Jesus”. When asked about this, Trump noted, “All these people think Jesus is a good guy, well he’s not, trust me. He creates zombies by bringing dead guys back to life, how evil is that?”

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 26 - 2018 1 COMMENT

“The best way to fight fire is with fire,” NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre explained. “So we are also advocating that fire departments around the country replace the water hoses on their firetrucks with flamethrowers.”

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 23 - 2018 ADD COMMENTS

The latest NRA propaganda just needs to be shot down quickly and effectively as it stalks this country. Everyone in the country should be armed intellectually with the facts, then the bad guys with the guns can be stopped by the good guys with consciences and solutions.

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 12 - 2018 9 COMMENTS

The message here to the media is, quit playing dumb. Accept what is obviously true about Trump and stop asking “neutral” or fair” questions about what he says and does in the pursuit of appearing impartial.

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 9 - 2018 5 COMMENTS

Trump stated, “Tomorrow I will sign an Executive Order that will put an end to crimes against women. My Executive Order will officially and legally, re-classify women as recreational equipment.”

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 30 - 2018 16 COMMENTS

For the past 9 years, since it was founded, PlanetPOV has covered and hosted a live chat during every State of the Union address. However, out of principle and to make a statement, we won’t be doing so tonight.

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 26 - 2018 ADD COMMENTS

When asked if he truly intends to use this “weak bladder” strategy to avoid answering questions in his interview with Mueller, even to the degree of wetting his own pants, Trump just responded, “Depends.”

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 17 - 2018 3 COMMENTS

In the Trump era, time runs faster. That can be a good or bad thing. The sooner Trump’s four years are over will be a massive relief to most Americans and people around the world. However, as days and weeks speed by, many events that would haunt a politician to his grave are too quickly forgotten.

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