Interview With Kim Kardashian’s Butt
Unless you've been living on another planet recently, you're surely aware of the phenomenon that is Kim Kardashian's butt! We caught up with it outside Grauman's Chinese Theater, just...
What Color Is Your Paradise?
Okay, I suppose it's possible that the reason I am not as happy, rich, famous and world renowned as I could be is that I didn't read "The Secret",...
Selling Gingerbread
Here we are now, entertain us!
- Nirvana, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Just look at Bob and Judy, they're happy as can be
inventing situations, putting them on TV
- Talking Heads, "Found...
The Dissent of Man
We are stardust, we are golden
we are billion year old carbon
and we've got to get ourselves back to the garden
- Jonie Mitchell, "Woodstock"
Ferrets are more determined than they are...
Change He Can’t Believe In
Well, Joe Biden was certainly right when he said that President Obama would be "tested" soon after taking office. The question is not so much "how did he do"...
How Do You Take Your Tea?
(apologies to Milt Gabler and John Tenniel)
B is for the things he wants to Ban;
L is for the Libs who love this man;
A, well that's for ACORN; neeeeed I...
Menagerie Mystery Tour
(with apologies to Klaus Voormann)
Aw, two of my favorite subjects brought together, The Beatles, and animals (not The Animals, sorry Eric Burdon)! I remember reading a review of The...
I Think, Therefore I’m Nuts!
And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them,That the sons of God saw the daughters...
Sade and The Body
I am bothered by movies, such as "Saw" and "Hostel", that, to me, serve no purpose other than to depict the extremes of human pain and cruelty. I confess...