I need your help because my ideas are drying up. This is what I have so far and I’ve thought of about a dozen more to add that I can think of including the SCOTUS judges, and usual rabble of right wing talking heads. I need help identifying the lying and corrupt politicians, blowhards and business execs that destroy America. Also if you have some creative names that would be appreciated. Don’t worry about the formatting I’ll do that last. Here is what I have so far on paper. Click to enlarge the PTOE.
I was browsing some old pictures to download to my phone and I came across one of the funniest and most poignant images I came across during the election. To think that we gave the country over to this people is mind boggling and worse is the fact that we might do it again.
Periodic Table of Criminal Elements
To satisfy my scientific post of the week as well following this paragraph are a few interesting versions of the periodic table. There are many interactive versions of the Periodic Table some including quizzes on the internet and you can find those with a Google search. Click HERE to see most versions of the periodic table scientists have developed through the decades. Probably the most “accurate” form of the periodic table in 2D are the spiral configurations but the 3D interpretations are best. Click on the Periodic Tables to enlarge to full size.
Most Up to Date Traditional Configuration of the Periodic Table of Elements (PTOE)
Traditional PTOE with Pictures of the Elements in Their Native Form.
An Interesting Classic Version of the PTOE Showing Electron Orbitals and Their Wave Functions
Early Spiral Version of the PTOE
Latest Spiral Version of the PTOE (this Spiral Version of the PTOE is actually a phenomenal on line interactive Shockwave version you can access by clicking HERE)
Another Spiral Version That Represents how the Electron Shells Form
This was my personal favorite of the PTOE but it never took off after it was developed in the mid 70’s
Click HERE to see one of the better interactive versions of the Periodic Table of Elements which link to Wiki entries on each element.
How cool it that?
Hey Bluebird! Welcome to The Planet!
I’m digging that people are digging the archives.
And yes, welcome Bluebird!
Thanks guys, I was checking the place out and I thought I could hide out and make a quiet little test post, but it appears there’s this front page thing going on. I saw “Chemistry” and I couldn’t resist, then I saw this and couldn’t resist even more. I suspect there will be more elements we’ve yet to discover so this should have quite a few periodoc updates.
I gotta pat myself on the back. I was in rare form that night.
I’ve said it before but props where they’re deserved, your Table is a perennial favorite at The Planet! Always getting visits, especially from search engines.
Too funny! My favorites: Kryon and BabyDadium. 😆
Ha! These are great, KQ! I especially love “delirium”.
But, KQuark, where does the Higgs Boson go … ?
It’s the God Particle, man!
Have you got any of these yet?
Grassley: Ghastlerium, Grasseous,
Ensign — Hypocriton
Stupak — Misogynerium
Beck — Dementius Maximus
Virginia Fox — Homophobon
Steele — Goobleheadium
Cheers I think I’ll use a few of those. I made it so I can change the names easily. Homophobon I will definitely use for Fox.
OK
Now your talking KQ!
O’Keefe
David Vittner
Jim DeMint
John Ensign
Virginia Fox
Cheers I’ll use them all. I already have two of them.
DeMint
Waterlooium?
DeMentium?
Napolianum?
Great minds think alike. I used the second one.
You are too nice and
Way Too Funny KQ.
You have created a Big Hit !
Sen. Shelby, Riptornium
O’Keefe – Twinkite, Pimpliteum
Lou Dobbs needs something more ‘zesty’ – Iberophobium, Chorizophobium, Xenonphobium?
(for old time’s sake) Sanatarium – Santorum, because it’s too easy.
Gosh, I’m gonna have to think about this. So many people I loathe and disdain, and yet I don’t have a ready-to-go enemy’s list. We might need a ‘consensus’ on the biggest ass of them all though – that prime gaseous element, Rushbo.
I like plain old Xenophobia for Lou. Good one, Khirad.
And there must be something we can do for Mark Sanford.
Aptrailite ?
K — your update is off to a great start. I’d add Beck as Delirium!
Cheers I used it for Backman. I already set up a picture with Beck crying and called him Kryon.
That’s perfect!
What about Ad Nauseam for Hannity or one of the other right wing talkers?
With Hannity I have ACORNium because of his obsession with ACORN and it fits my different series which are Deathers, Birthers, ACORN obsessed, injustice, woo woos, money grubbers, homophobes, obstructionist, liars, media whores and cheaters.
KQ, thought you might like this one:
Geek’s Dream Lab Could Create Jobs In Michigan
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=123107726
This lab looks like fun!
I love the last one — the interactive table on the link. Makes me wish I’d studied more chemistry.
Hilarious.
Someone should update this table with all the new elements that have come on the scene — Palin, Beck Wilson…
insanium, delusium, jackass …
They are all a bunch of isodopes.
😀 You are on a roll Q.
Q-chemistry.
Beautiful!
I was thinking of using one of the spiral versions of the PTOE to do just that. I can add Joe Wilson, Alito, Roberts, Boehner, Romney, Piyush, Pawlenty, McConnell, Ory Taiz, Bopp, the anti-ACORN pimp and prostitute and a bunch others.
Hmmm… Maybe even Arianna and Drudge.
Don’t forget Joementum!!
The Birthernide and Deatheride series.
OK I really got to go I have any early appointment. Now this stuff is going to be stuck in my brain so I can’t sleep.
OK what happens when you combine two particles of Drudgeium and anti-Drudgeium (aka Ariannium)?
The spontaneous annihilation of civil discourse in America.
I can formulate Batshitium with Crazium to make a simple salt by precipitating Backmann and Taiz.
Of course the anti-ACORN freaks would be Pimpium and Hoium.
That was worth it just for ‘obnoxygen’. You know I’ll be easing this into rotation and trying it out in antidotal ripostes against those with a toxic level of ‘lieum’.
BTW, I like the one with pictures. I only had one science teacher in summer school that really connected with my right brainedness. I always found science fascinating; but dry, binary and impenetrable the way it was taught. I know I slacked off memorizing, but I wondered why I should care about a letter I couldn’t touch, see or connect with.
I had a good high school chemistry teacher who brought in a demonstrations a few times a week so it would not be so boring. It was all that maths I had to take to become a chemist that I thought was painfully dry. That’s one of the big reasons I chose chemistry over physics.
OK Q what do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium?
That’s a-bismuth!
Don’t be pre-phosphorus!
😆 I knew that was too easy. I left one more for you that may be harder.
The last question for anyone who took organic chem.
Name the three molecules.
Goodnight folks there may be a pop quiz in the morning.
orthopedist, paramedic, and metaphysician?
Bravo close enough. The last one is spot on and the first two shows you know your organic chem but technical the first two are orthodox and paradox.
Your name’s Bond.
Ionic Bond.
Taken, not shared.
Snap Crackle and Pop
Larry, Moe, and Curly?
This is hysterical, KQ. I’m gonna have to print it out.
If you’ve never taught a college class, you really should(have). You would be great in the classroom. Humor and real chemistry together? Who would have thought of it? But–for you–it was “elementary, my dear Watson!”
They have allot of good pdf versions on line for students to print out. Of course one of my favorite t-shirts is a Periodic Table T I got years ago.
There are other variations out their like Periodic Table analogs for electronics, computers, music, foods, cartoon characters, video games, animals, characters and even sex. We geeks are certainly imaginative.
Cartoon Characters
Video Game Characters
Presidents
Deserts
Condiments
Fruits
Video Game Controllers
Typefaces
Metal Bands
Internet Terms
Elephants
Chinese Version
Sex (which I’m glad you can’t really see because I might get banned)
You are a virtual treasure trove of info, KQ! Thanks for the great links.
Needless to say, good Catholic woman that I am, I raced right to the last link you offered. 😳 And you were right, I can’t quiiiite see what those little figures are up to… Probably no way to enlarge that one, either, hmmmmmm?
see alice ?
😛 I think you can buy the poster sized home version if you are interested.
I’m assuming there are only 57 periodic sex elements because of steric hindrance, right?
Either that or someone put the period into the periodic table.
Groan.
😆 I don’t think many chemists studied the Karma Sutra my dear.
http://www.ptable.com/?lang=hi
Yay! That was too easy too google. And no fun – mostly transliterations, naturally. A more fun one would be with gods and goddesses (both deity and film alike).
That ‘heavy metal’ one was sweet.
Great one. Is that the Farsi version of the last link in my original post?
KQuark
You are a master –
This is like a map to me, I could stare at these images for hours
I think we could update the Criminal map with some fresh crooks
There is a whole new crop of crooks
What would we call
Beck
Bohner
Palin
Bachman
and the rest of the newbies…..
Palin + O2 = Bachmann + S
Beck + H20 = Boehner + S
No matter what, brimstone is produced.
Ha !
Boehner — Mantanium
Mantanium spontaneously precipitates.
Translation ?
– he pees in his pants – ?
Clever Q but what’s the KSP for Mantanium?
Republicans are always insolvent!
Zing!
K, this is the coolest article you’ve ever posted on PPOV — from my own POV, of course.
I’ll be checking this out all week.
Cheers and of course I found it completely by accident searching through Periodic Tables because I just like to study them from time to time. I know, I know I’m such a geek.
I do the same thing w flora and fauna. Our geek is what makes us who we are!