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No fair, I didn’t get my RFID chip!

» Posted By SmotPoker On March 26, 2014 @ 3:58 pm

As do I my friend, as do I. My dad got the call today, the surgery is scheduled for April 25th. I stay overnight in the hospital, and go home the next day barring any complications.

» Posted By SmotPoker On March 26, 2014 @ 6:23 am

Shit. I got some bad news this weekend. A young man that has been friends with my kid brother since they were young kids, and that I coached in Little League committed suicide this weekend. I cannot stress how much this bums me out. He was a good kid, that turned into a good man. He was a father of six that became overwhelmed by life with a cheating, long term girlfriend.

I just returned from the viewing, and I’m completely bummed out. My family has known, and socialized with his for decades now, it was heartbreaking to see his mom just torn to pieces over the loss of her son.

I felt like shit the whole time my dad, and I were there as we also had an appointment this morning with the brain surgeon that will be doing the Cochlear Implant on me soon. The 30 minute drive there really set my back off, only to have it continue hurting until I got home, and medicated for the first time today.

On the Cochlear Implant front, it’s a done deal, just have to schedule the surgery. The doctor is considering putting the implant in my RIGHT ear which has been deaf since childhood. The left ear implant has a 10-15% chance of fucking up my balance according to him. The right ear may have gone too long without any input so it could be a waste putting it on that side, it’s been dead for so long, but on the flipside the left ear will be destroyed by the process so there will be no turning back or doing the other side if the left is unreceptive.

It’s a coin flip really. I told him that HE was the one that went to school for 10 years so he could sign his name with a Dr. so I would defer to his judgement on what side would be best. If all goes well, a case could be made for a 2nd implant on whatever side doesn’t get the initial implant.

I don’t know at this point. I’m just rolling with it.

» Posted By SmotPoker On March 25, 2014 @ 2:25 pm

Rats, I missed another Friday night discussion….

I read somewhere that memory loss effects a great number of people world wide, I’ve forgotten the exact number or where I read it, but I digress, it’s a serious problem…

» Posted By SmotPoker On March 22, 2014 @ 1:44 am

It was Twain that said “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”

I must concur.

Others around the net have been far more forgiving and kind than I can be, perhaps it’s a personal failing on my end, but I took great joy at the passing of Mr. Phelps. He promoted hated, and intolerance for his fellow beings, and for that he has earned the scorn of decent people around the globe.

Fuck him.

» Posted By SmotPoker On March 22, 2014 @ 1:40 am

Word on the street is that the Onion staff is kind of nervous they can’t beat the stuff these guys are doing in real life…

» Posted By SmotPoker On February 28, 2014 @ 10:27 am

You’re asking the wrong person pal…

» Posted By SmotPoker On February 28, 2014 @ 10:24 am

I woke up this morning with a migraine, only to be greeted by this headline….

Conn. man arrested for having friend film him having sex with a cow while covered in jelly (via Raw Story )
A Connecticut school tech worker was arrested for allegedly having a friend film him having sex with a cow while covered in jelly, WTNH-TV reported on Tuesday. 31-year-old Reid A. Fontaine was charged with one count of sexual misconduct after being…

 

Then I read the story and about died laughing. The cow fled the scene? Really? ROFLMAO

Sadly though, the cow was killed when struck by three cars after fleeing the scene. The innocent do not flee scenes, so I’m thinking she may have been a willful participant right?

» Posted By SmotPoker On February 28, 2014 @ 3:35 am

For those of you wondering what’s up with my trials and tribulations…

Saw the ENT doc a week or so ago in order to remove the tube he put in my ear for the drops. Had another round of hearing test with little to no improvement. The good news is that I did have a few moments of being blown away. During the hearing test, I could actually HEAR the woman giving me instructions! I was stunned to say the least. I don’t know exactly what the deal was but evidently running her voice through the machine and into the headphones allowed me to hear her speak. Unfortunately they were unwilling to let my dad and I leave with the machine…

I have an appointment in March with a surgeon to plan the Cochlear Implant for my left ear. The main concern I have at this point is funding for the operation. I’m disabled, and have been for quite some time following my spine fusion surgery back in 2003. I have Medicare and collect my social security (thank goodness I had some well paying jobs over the years so my SS is pretty decent). The ENT doc said that Medicare covers the cost of the surgery, but I need to make sure, and figure it out if it isn’t 100% covered. We’ll see what happens, I told my dad that there was no way in hell I was letting him foot the bill or go into debt for it either. He’s done enough, and been through enough these last few months. Worse case scenario I can go beg for funds on a site like http://www.gofundme.com/ or something…

I figure between giving away homes, cash, autos, televisions, and other items to those in need over the years, I gotta have some good karma built up right? Right?

Anyway, that’s the latest from the land of silence. Sorry I missed the chat on Friday, once again, around 3 am my time I realized it was Friday night, but it was far too late to participate. Maybe next time…

» Posted By SmotPoker On February 24, 2014 @ 3:57 am

I’ve talked about this from time to time over the years and everyone thought I was crazy or paranoid. Here’s an insider telling the truth. From Bill Moyers.

» Posted By SmotPoker On February 24, 2014 @ 3:42 am

The jokes write themselves on this one kids….

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/02/16/snake-handling-star-of-snake-salvation-reality-show-dies-from-snake-bite/#comment-1247077807

» Posted By SmotPoker On February 16, 2014 @ 12:03 pm

OK good to know, of course I have no intention of having be private once published. Thanks.

» Posted By SmotPoker On February 7, 2014 @ 1:58 pm

Hey fellas, how’s it going? I’m still deaf. Nothing new to report other than the transmissions and voices seem to be getting more urgent.

Anyhoo…..I’m working on a new article for submission, and I happened to notice that in the Publish Box on the right there is a Visibility: Public icon which kind of threw me for a loop.

The article is in no way ready for public consumption, and I haven’t submitted it for review. Please tell me that it is not visible as of yet to the general public? I’m hoping to have it completed in a few hours or so, but you know how it goes when you are trying to communicate, and be clever at the same time. I don’t know about you fellas but cannabis helps me a great deal, but I tend to go of on tangents….

I just want to make sure that it wasn’t visible yet. Nothing major in it other than my plans for world domination. I’m still working out a few wrinkles on my lair lease…

» Posted By SmotPoker On February 7, 2014 @ 6:47 am

No argument from me on that at all. That’s why I placed the word conservative in the post as well. Upon giving it a second look I could have been a bit more clear though.

» Posted By SmotPoker On February 6, 2014 @ 5:51 pm

I don’t want to be “that guy”, but here is another link to a pretty good read on the conservative con man mentality, Mitt Romney, and his lies.

http://www.thebaffler.com/past/the_long_con/

» Posted By SmotPoker On February 6, 2014 @ 1:21 pm

Indeed, and the graft isn’t limited to one party either. The real bitch is that these corporations and individuals that do fund politicians give money to both sides all the time.

One thing that would go a long way to “fixing” what is wrong with America is major campaign finance reform. We are doomed without it. Hell, we already may be too tightly entrenched to get out of it. To do nothing is to guarantee failure.

» Posted By SmotPoker On February 6, 2014 @ 1:19 pm

I’m having trouble deciding where to file this story. I’m torn between “Duh”, and “No Shit”. Little help?

Document exposes Papa John’s and other companies as secret Koch brother allies (via Raw Story )
The Koch brothers are well-known for their right-wing activism, but less has been known about the wealthy conservatives who fund their vast political operations. But a document left behind last week at the first donor gathering of 2014 at the Renaissance…


 

» Posted By SmotPoker On February 6, 2014 @ 6:37 am

After much research I’ve finally found absolute concrete evidence that football causes brain damage. I’m revealing it for the first time anywhere, here exclusively on PlanetPOV.

[img]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1600138.1391410327!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/super-bowl-photo-gallery.jpg[/img]

» Posted By SmotPoker On February 3, 2014 @ 12:17 pm

In what may come to be related news to the Phillip Seymour Hoffman heroin overdose death, there is a deadly batch of heroin hitting the East Coast recently.

Lethal batches of ‘bad heroin’ hit East Coast the same week Philip Seymour Hoffman died (via Raw Story )
For the past three weeks, authorities have been tracking batches of deadly fentanyl-laced heroin that has been moving east from Pittsburgh. Twenty-two people in western Pennsylvania died of overdoses in the past week. Authorities believe that most of…


 

» Posted By SmotPoker On February 2, 2014 @ 3:25 pm

Stunning news. I didn’t even know he had issues. He left behind some fine work.

» Posted By SmotPoker On February 2, 2014 @ 3:11 pm

Kind of like calling into work stating that your car won’t start, but leaving out the part where you aren’t using the keys to try to start it…

» Posted By SmotPoker On February 1, 2014 @ 2:30 pm

A TED talk on the surveillance state. A great little talk. Recommended.

http://on.ted.com/NSAbetray

» Posted By SmotPoker On February 1, 2014 @ 2:29 pm

The stupid among us are so entertaining at times. I imagine she must live near some gay people because clearly they are ruining her traditional marriage….

sarcasm off/

Police arrest former Christian teacher for lying about ‘stolen’ pictures posted online (via Raw Story )
The woman who was forced to resign from a Christian school in Ohio last year after photographs of her appeared on a “revenge porn” website was arrested on Friday for filing false police reports. Jamie Climie, who had been teaching at Cincinnati…


 

» Posted By SmotPoker On February 1, 2014 @ 11:25 am

Looks interesting, as I am still deaf, I going to assume it was clever enough.

I am simply thunderstruck at the pure evil, and malice behind the behavior in Utah.

» Posted By SmotPoker On January 31, 2014 @ 4:58 am

Evidently this bitch – Director of Nutrition at kelly.orton@slcschools.org

Feel free to send her a piece of your mind.

» Posted By SmotPoker On January 31, 2014 @ 12:07 am

Dude, I’m STILL seeing nothing but red over this shit! I’m beside myself with a pure, unadulterated, rage, that someone would even consider this the proper way to treat a child. As I said, it’s a damn good thing I’m thousands of miles from that shithole, I really don’t want to go to jail, it interferes with my social calendar in ways that are completely unacceptable to me….

I gotta chill out. This has me truly enraged. You don’t FUCK with the kids to make ANY kind of political or ideological point. Far past the line of good sense and good taste.

» Posted By SmotPoker On January 30, 2014 @ 1:20 pm

DAILY DOSE OF OUTRAGE –

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/01/30/utah-kids-in-tears-after-school-seizes-and-tosses-out-40-lunches-over-debt/

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/school_lunches_thrown_away_debt

My thoughts on this matter are quite disturbing. I am very thankful I no longer live in that fucked up state. I hated every god damn minute of my time there. It’s like being in some kind of fucked up time warp. After reading this news I am very glad indeed I am nowhere near that school, as I fear I would be dragging some stupid bitch out of the cafeteria and doing some serious fucking damage. I am very pissed off over this.

» Posted By SmotPoker On January 30, 2014 @ 12:05 pm

I didn’t think otherwise my friend. I just grow so weary of calling bullshit roses when it’s clearly bullshit. It’s all good. I’ve been ragging since going deaf overnight. Please don’t take it personal.

» Posted By SmotPoker On January 30, 2014 @ 12:03 pm

They were given plenty of warning. The Bagger Governor refused to do anything. He gambled with the lives of every single citizen. School kids, everyone. He put everyone in danger despite being warned.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/01/29/georgias-gop-governor-blasted-for-gamble-on-snowstorm-preparations/

» Posted By SmotPoker On January 29, 2014 @ 4:24 pm

Good news! Our Congress might have gotten just a tad bit better with the announcement that Trey Radel is tendering his resignation. Radel you may recall is the piece of garbage from Florida that got caught buying cocaine in a sting op yet refused to do the right thing and resign immediately. Evidently it’s been made clear that he has little support within the GOTP.

Read the story @ http://www.politico.com/story/2014/01/trey-radel-resignation-102642.html#.UuZc-78Ufe0.twitter

» Posted By SmotPoker On January 27, 2014 @ 9:24 am

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