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Time Out for O/T – Vol. 17

You called???

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 18, 2011 @ 6:42 pm

Please forgive my premature posting of a music video, but this is such an amazing song that seems to encapsulate all I feel about OWS, and everything else that – to quote the funkman – pisses me off. I had the amazing fortune to catch this young man in 2000 at the Bluebird in Nashville; he’s probably the most gifted singer/songwriter you’ve never heard of. Hope this changes that. Mike Younger

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 18, 2011 @ 6:42 pm

together….at last…..wow. Feels like home.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 18, 2011 @ 6:39 pm

Nuh-uh! I just try and keep Texas from ALL voting for Perry. You keep the Planet going. Let’s be real, Buddy.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 18, 2011 @ 6:25 pm

K!!!!!!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 18, 2011 @ 6:21 pm

Bito! You have my sympathy AND my gratitude. xo AB

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 18, 2011 @ 6:17 pm

Whew! Lucky for us Khirad is alive and well, or he’d be rolling over in his grave.

What a numb nut!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 18, 2011 @ 6:16 pm

Cher, me too! What a woman, what an inspiration to us all. And kudos to Mark, for being there in EVERY way.

What a story for all times.

Thanks, Bito. You are so dear.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 12, 2011 @ 9:17 am

Oh, KT – that movie IS just perfect. It fits so many occasions….

But I’m a gal who loves variety. It is the spice of life, so I think there should be a few versions. This, of course, will win the award, but it would be fun to see the others.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 10, 2011 @ 5:29 pm

Em: But our #49 is so much bigger than their #50. Hell, we are dumbing down thousands more children, with creationism. Cretins teaching creationism. You can’t make this stuff up!

“Remember the Owl Below”

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 10, 2011 @ 5:27 pm

Em: The Blov just corrected you – It IS the education system of Texas, stuck in one man. sad, but true.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 10, 2011 @ 2:49 pm

Tashakor, KT. I’m laughing now…big time. There has got to be some good ones to re-do of Karzai, Krushchev, etc that could also be “fixed”. Oh, my aching sides…….

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 10, 2011 @ 2:45 pm

Khirad – it’s just the dance way of “sticking IT to the Koch brothers”. It’s my happy victory dance – thas all.

Perhaps it should come with a warning label: Caution: Brazilian. Hot. XX

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 8, 2011 @ 6:47 pm

Kes, hon – will you dance with me? I think Forro (pronounced Fo-ho) is appropriate – as in FO-HIO!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChDHRRu_eFU&feature=related

and then this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPOoPKUQ48c

I would love to stay and party more, but it was a hard day and I want to crawl into bed and watch returns. Love to all! Forro!!!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 8, 2011 @ 6:31 pm

I’m crossing things that can’t even be mentioned in polite company!!!!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 8, 2011 @ 5:28 pm

Em: first dance is Kes’, but I’ll ask you at the very next one!!!! – AB

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 8, 2011 @ 6:12 am

Hon, I hope we can virtual dance the night away! GO-HIO!!!!!!!!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 8, 2011 @ 6:11 am

Wow. that’s enough to make me reconsider my ban on AZ. What an amazing show!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 8, 2011 @ 6:10 am

Kes: You GGGOOOOOOOOOOHHHIIIIOOOO girl! GOHIO will be my battle cry all day – me and the Blov.

See you tomorrow night. Save a dance for me. – AB

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 7, 2011 @ 6:05 pm

When I get some more time, I will go through address book and be sure everyone gets it. Nice thing – I know people who know LOTS of people (mostly ‘Murican musicians) and they will send it to all of their friends.

So THIS is how things go viral…….

Thanks again (just wrote “thnaks”. Think it’s time to sign off – AB)

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 5, 2011 @ 6:44 pm

Hey Foodchain – thanks for the sentiment. Hub is great; driving his mom to Dallas (some 5+ hours away) so she can fly back home tomorrow. Not moved yet – still trying to sell house. Quien sabe – may not move if this one doesn’t sell. We’ll see. I’m too tired to care much anymore.

The Planet is always my refuge. Keeps me sane and laughing when little else can….-AB

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 5, 2011 @ 6:42 pm

Sue: I had a WHOLE HOUR to do whatever I wanted. I checked into the Planet (of course – I am only able to hit and run for about 10-15 minutes a day lately) and I found THIS!

I have sent it to friends in Turkey (‘Muricans), in Colorado, Tennessee, D.C. and throughout Perryland.

I adore you for this, although it has shot my hour. xoxo AB

» Posted By AlphaBitch On November 5, 2011 @ 6:12 pm

Swim upstream, Funk. It’s worked for me for decades. I go against the tide, and seem to make out like a bandit. I mean, I do allright. Not trying to imply I”m a GOPee-er or anything…..

» Posted By AlphaBitch On October 26, 2011 @ 2:41 pm

So the Mizzrizz Funk exhibits her intelligence for both BEING Mizzrizz Funk AND for recognizing what we endure during “man colds”. I have to admit – I’m the one who gets the man cold in our family; the Blov and the Pup recover so fast, there’s little whining. But they need cuddling while contagious, which is what is so disconcerting.

My best to the Mizzrizz. -AB

» Posted By AlphaBitch On October 19, 2011 @ 7:25 am

For Funk: the man cold. I think I first saw it here, but it’s still funny.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On October 18, 2011 @ 7:42 pm

Way to go, Planetarians! The Blov is much, much better. The prayers and beeswax and healing energies ALL helped. You guys ROCK, big time! However, the Pup had fallen asleep (takes after his mom and fiesta/siesta mentality) on the bus, awakened to find he is in the middle of “nowhere”, and trying to get back. HA – that will teach him! (but will it teach me)

The house preview was today and listed $50K higher than we had thought. The hard work paid off, I guess. Won’t SELL for that, but has listed much higher than we had hoped.

A few more months, and I can get back to pov-ing each day. Sorry AdLib, but some days there are just no hours to lose! But soon, God willing. I miss reading the Morning Blog and Khirad’s updates and Cher’s DP and all the other fun stuff….-AB

» Posted By AlphaBitch On October 18, 2011 @ 1:34 pm

Hey ho, happy campers. Wow wow whee wow. When the Blov got home, he was shaking so hard, I thought he was having a seizure. Turns out,he was. He has a high fever, and had a febrile seizure. House goes on the market tomorrow, so we are at a hotel where he can sleep all day. He has a HUGE project roll out tomorrow as well. The Pup is at home and in charge. God love him.

Not ignoring you – LOVED THE RESPONSES- just a tad overwhelmed.

CUL8R -AB

» Posted By AlphaBitch On October 17, 2011 @ 8:28 pm

Em- that’s job CREMATORS. There’s a diff. You left out the “m”. Odd since it’s your name, huh????

» Posted By AlphaBitch On October 17, 2011 @ 3:35 pm

Hey KT – see above. Bingo! You’re a winner!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On October 17, 2011 @ 3:32 pm

Hi Bito – Can’t stay and play – just on for a few seconds about twice a day now, with getting house up for sale and trying to buy new one. BUT – “used food”.

ONLY IN TEXAS can you “gain” experience in this matter, I guess.

I once worked at Texas A&M (whoop!) as a research assistant in the Anthropology Dept., studying human coprolites. Look it up, if’n you don’t know what that is.

** SPOILER ALERT **

Coprolites are fossilized feces.

The Karankawa Indians, on the south shore of Texas, were nasty, nasty. They were cannibals and smeared themselves with rancid fish guts to ward off the 747 sized mosquitos that still infect the coast. Oh yeah – and they would pick through their own poop to find extra “food”. It was called the “secondary harvest”, as grains were hard to find on the beach.

We named our team of research kiddos “FART” and “SHIT” and even had tee shirts with those name on them (small letters, so as not to offend those delicate Agro-American sensibilities.)

FART = Fecal Analysis Research Team

SHIT = Secondary Harvest Investigation Team

And that, dear ones, is the lesson for today. Used food.

Maybe “Herb” spent some time in Texas, learning of such things……

» Posted By AlphaBitch On October 17, 2011 @ 3:32 pm

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