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2012 South Carolina GOP Primary Thread

“Bacon”

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 6:28 pm

Whoop! I’m going for “humbled” as my word.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 6:26 pm

Hi K! Not to mention his capacity for ACTUALLY sinking some ships, given his girth.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 6:26 pm

Tha-tha-tha-that’s all folks!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 6:24 pm

Whatever can be said about Jeb, he’s not dumb (unlike his brother). He might see that as a losing proposition, and he’s looking at 2016.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 6:24 pm

Yep, Julia. None of my music friends who played with Lyle liked her very much – they thought she was boring to tell the truth – but I saw her orangutan documentary and fell in love with her when a baby Orang peed on her neck and she just laughed hysterically. Lyle is incredibly charming, BTW.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 6:22 pm

So will Karl Rove’s ham head explode if Newt wins the primary? It just MIGHT be worth it.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 6:20 pm

Lyle Lovett sings like Elmer Fudd to me.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 6:17 pm

Kes, is he FUDD up?

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 6:15 pm

No kes. Rushbo is in FL, where the Gingster is headed.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 6:14 pm

Oh yeah – but lighter than usual on his own stellar qualities and attributes. He’ll attack Obama – and you know the Luntz line – if you say something enough times, whether or not it’s true won’t matter. I DON’T want Newt as the candidate.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 6:13 pm

You watch. He’ll do the sweet and humble. And then – I agree with Tweety – he’ll be all anti-Castro and anti – Iran in Florida, preying like a spider on the fears of people. He is like that character in Ghostbusters…..

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 6:11 pm

Those people can think? Really???

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 6:03 pm

Who’s betting Newt will be all humble and gracious?

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 6:01 pm

In all seriousness (I know, right?), isn’t Jeb still fairly popular in FL?

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 5:57 pm

When you come see your son, we will take a tremendous Christmas sweater photo (even if in hotter n hell August) and send it to Bito. His “pin-up girls”. HA

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 5:56 pm

..and only if he could remember to do it….

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 5:55 pm

*CLINK*

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 5:53 pm

Same number of people would have fallen asleep during it.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 5:53 pm

The Blov thanks you kindly for your keen interpretive skills.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 5:51 pm

And Bito, you know I’d buy you one, if you want.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 5:50 pm

Damn. where’s my drink? Santorum is hitting “values” hard now; wish I had a White Russian to hit as hard…

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 5:49 pm

Royal Crown?

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 5:48 pm

The Blov just wishes Santorum would speak English. He can’t understand him…

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 5:47 pm

Christmas sweater photo?

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 5:45 pm

Jinx, Sue.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 5:44 pm

…and bring up his paw-paw again. RUTRO – did he just say “jihadists”???

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 5:44 pm

HA Sue! reading thru comments (just got home) and thought you had written “turd o lard”. P’raps his Paunchiness can have a new nickname!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 21, 2012 @ 5:38 pm

LIVE BLOG – GOP Debate at 5:00 PM PST in SC – 1/19

Honey, I’m not sure those buttons will be from his shirt. His belt looks mighty T-I-G-H-T.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 19, 2012 @ 7:25 pm

Why do you think I call him “Poot”? He doesn’t hold back, I bet.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 19, 2012 @ 7:03 pm