Displaying 2,731 To 2,760 Of 19,504 Comments If Chris Christie Became President, Who Would Be In His Cabinet? Very funny, PPO! Oh well, one more… Chris, be nimble, » Posted By AdLib On February 6, 2014 @ 7:07 pm Love it, Kalima! How about Secretary of Insults, Secretary of Blame, Secretary of Denials, Secretary of Dodging Reporters, my list is growing by the minute! » Posted By AdLib On February 6, 2014 @ 6:50 pm Really funny, NoMan! Okay, my last one because I won’t have any new ones to add to the post… Christie had a little scam This is quite fun! » Posted By AdLib On February 6, 2014 @ 6:45 pm Carmen, so shall we call this The Republican Limbo? Never ask how low they can go because you will always find you’ve underestimated. » Posted By AdLib On February 6, 2014 @ 5:48 pm 😆 Love the “vented too much spleen”! Okay, I’m sold, I’ll post a Christie Nursery Rhymes article next week and include all the ones here but invite everyone to join in with their own. » Posted By AdLib On February 6, 2014 @ 5:46 pm Cheers, KT! So many criminals, so little time to pick a Christie cabinet but someone’s got to lose out. » Posted By AdLib On February 6, 2014 @ 2:27 pm I don’t remember. 😉 Thanks so much, pal! » Posted By AdLib On February 6, 2014 @ 2:26 pm Hey Carmen! There’s such a thing as “over the top” in the GOP? » Posted By AdLib On February 6, 2014 @ 2:25 pm Thanks NoMan! Nice one and that would make a great idea for a whole new thread, Chris Christie’s Nursery Rhymes. How about… Chris Christie went up the hill » Posted By AdLib On February 6, 2014 @ 2:23 pm The Weekend Music Thread-Duality Homeward Bound – Simon and Garfunkel Ramble On – Led Zeppelin » Posted By AdLib On February 1, 2014 @ 9:45 am Papa Was a Rolling Stone – The Temptations Mother and Child Reunion – Paul Simon » Posted By AdLib On February 1, 2014 @ 9:42 am American Girl – Counting Crows Boys of Summer – Don Henley » Posted By AdLib On February 1, 2014 @ 9:35 am Mr. Blue Sky – ELO Stormy Monday – The Allman Brothers & Eric Clapton » Posted By AdLib On February 1, 2014 @ 9:32 am She’s So Cold – The Rolling Stones She Was Hot – The Rolling Stones » Posted By AdLib On February 1, 2014 @ 9:27 am Fire and Ice – Pat Benatar » Posted By AdLib On February 1, 2014 @ 9:17 am Us and Them – Pink Floyd » Posted By AdLib On February 1, 2014 @ 9:15 am Hello, Goodbye – The Beatles » Posted By AdLib On February 1, 2014 @ 9:10 am BREAKING: The Ground Beneath Chris Christie’s Feet Just Collapsed Kalima, Christie can’t be a pre-scandal Christie in the future, it’s laughable that the dimwits in the MSM keep cautioning, “He could come back from this.” No. You can’t be a virgin again. Christie has screwed himself so he can’t claim to be “pure” in the future. It doesn’t work that way. The poll numbers you cite are not going anywhere, those people now see Christie as the fraud he is and they are not going to unknow that in the future. Christie 2016 is over right now. We don’t need to wait to see a smoking gun, public opinion isn’t based on criminal law guidelines, there is more than enough of a preponderance of evidence that Christie abused his power as governor and has proven unacceptable as a leader. That’s that and there’s no coming back from that, especially in a party where the core hated him already for his Obama hug. » Posted By AdLib On January 31, 2014 @ 6:46 pm Gave me a big smile, thanks Kalima! My guess is that he will avoid saying anything about this from now on using lame excuses like, “I don’t want to comment on an ongoing investigation,” and crap like that, just sitting and hoping that the Feds never get proof that’s enough beyond a reasonable doubt to convict him. But isn’t it strange and pathetic how Christie is saying nothing about all that’s going on and just blathering about the Superbowl. Sorry Christie, you can’t hide behind the Superbowl after Sunday. Then what? That tummy-tucked goose is cooked. » Posted By AdLib On January 31, 2014 @ 5:51 pm Patsy – Do they have ribs and donuts in federal prison? » Posted By AdLib On January 31, 2014 @ 5:42 pm ExFan, I don’t know, it is a kneejerk move typically for Repubs to circle the wagons around a fellow criminal Repub…but in this case, Christie’s own people are rolling over on him. Hard to blame the liberal media or the MSM when that happens. And in an election year, do they really want Christie tied around their neck (a bizarre mental image if there ever was one). » Posted By AdLib On January 31, 2014 @ 5:40 pm Nirek, it just reminds me of that quote from Karl Rove when Bush was President: “We’re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you’re studying that reality — judiciously, as you will — we’ll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that’s how things will sort out. We’re history’s actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.” In other words, if we commit a crime but state that we didn’t, we didn’t. Not a great game plan as Christie is learning. » Posted By AdLib On January 31, 2014 @ 5:30 pm JustaSlob, I think you’re right, as everything unravels I think we’ll see a huge mountain of criminal acts connected to Christie and he would be lucky if all that happened to him is being impeached. It may be wiser to reserve the largest prison cell they have. » Posted By AdLib On January 31, 2014 @ 5:25 pm exfanofariana, I think you meant to say, “BENGHAZI!!!” » Posted By AdLib On January 31, 2014 @ 5:21 pm Hey Carmen! Yep, I think those who were waiting for the last shoe to drop won’t need to wait any longer. I say that for two reasons. First, what this statement from his close ally does is destroy Christie’s credibility and honesty, even if it never leads to a conviction. Second, I think Christie will end up being indicted and this confirmation of Christie’s guilt by someone so close to him will encourage others to come out and nail him. » Posted By AdLib On January 31, 2014 @ 2:49 pm VegasBabe, nice to see you! And appreciate your first hand knowledge about how undeniable it is for Christie to have denied knowledge of the lane closures. This is one of those co-dependent lying situations. Most people, Repubs and Dems and New Jersey residents KNOW Christie is lying but because of the misguided concept that “innocent until proven guilty” means you shouldn’t voice that The Emperor Has No Clothes, many in the MSM and politics have gone along with his lies because they can’t prove them as lies. It is not prejudicial to use common sense and critical thinking and arrive at a conclusion. It remains an opinion until proven but we rely on our opinions to guide us all the time. Christie knew, of course he knew and the biggest open secret is that everyone knows he knew. Lying about it could have worked but now it’s apparent that his lie will sink him for good. Even so, I hear pudnuts saying, “Don’t count him out!” No, I am counting him out because my common sense says he is out as a trustworthy candidate for President and that will never change. » Posted By AdLib On January 31, 2014 @ 2:45 pm escrib, I think this breaks the dam and a flood of accusations will now engulf Christie. So many prosecutors, so little time…to avoid jail time! I was just talking to someone who asked the same question, how could Christie bald face lie to the public about not knowing anything about the lane closures? Especially with the Repubs but with some Dems too (like Weiner), hubris sure seems like the reason. These people get so much power, they see themselves as entitled and above the little laws for the little people. They can do whatever they want. And Christie probably figured that people would be scared enough of him to keep their mouths shut. And he no doubt thought he was so brilliant for fooling people all this time about who he was, he could lie to them again and get away with it. Of course, the first rule for Repubs and many others is, if you get caught doing something wrong, even if you’re caught in the act, deny-deny-deny! He followed that mandate, hoping his power and track record meant it would work. Sorry Christie, the coverup is always worse than the act. » Posted By AdLib On January 31, 2014 @ 2:36 pm JustaSlob – I do blame FunkSands for most things including the snow in Atlanta. You’re right, Wildstein was already begging for a deal when he went before a NJ legislative committee so it was pretty inevitable as you say once the fear of the Feds was instilled. » Posted By AdLib On January 31, 2014 @ 2:28 pm WATCH & CHAT LIVE: President Obama’s 2014 State of the Union Address – 6:00pm PST Fergie, nope, they don’t even need to pretend to be rational anymore, all they have to do is spit out a collection of angry sounds and the RW base just flaps their flippers. As for where the other two Stooges are, they are exponentially multiplying throughout the GOP, “Hey Moe, it says ‘Gene Splicer’! Should I turn it on?” “Get out of the way mutton head, if anyone’s gonna press a button, I am!” » Posted By AdLib On January 31, 2014 @ 10:51 am It is pretty outrageous that such a raving, desperate lunatic could be a Congressman and pretend to represent citizens? Rachel did put him on the dunce chair and he put the cap on himself. But what an embarrassment to our system to have someone like him in our government. Do people in Kansas look at this and say, “So glad he’s representing me!”? » Posted By AdLib On January 29, 2014 @ 8:21 pmComments Posted By AdLib
Chris, be quick,
Chris, jump over
The Bridgegate stick.
Chris jumped slow
Chris jumped fast
Chris fell down
and broke his ass.
Little scam
Little scam
Christie had a little scam
His sleaze was wide and low
To find a path to White House
Chris fell down and broke his crown
And Feds came tumbling after.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6K8wfyzAJQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s3SNHIH0bs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ_MUfryl-w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98P-gu_vMRc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo34VhfcetU
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