Displaying 0 To 0 Of 0 Comments VOX POPULI IS ABOUT TO BEGIN! CLICK HERE TO GO THERE NOW (7pm – 9pm PST): https://planetpov.com/live-events/vox-populi/ Please feel free to join us at any time! » Posted By AdLib On March 19, 2010 @ 7:00 pm Don’t forget the Silly Party vs. The Very Silly Party elections. The Parrot Sketch, How to kill a man armed with fruit, Dennis Moore, I could go on and on! » Posted By AdLib On March 19, 2010 @ 6:57 pm Thanks Hito! My 6 year old daughter is already a Python fan. I think her favorite is silly walks. As for God, I have it on good authority that God has the complete Python DVD collection and especially loves, “The Meaning of Life”. » Posted By AdLib On March 19, 2010 @ 6:48 pm Heh!!! “Up, Up and Shoot Away!” » Posted By AdLib On March 18, 2010 @ 12:09 am Hey, if you can’t hold onto the Pick of Destiny, you’ve only got yourself to blame. » Posted By AdLib On March 18, 2010 @ 12:08 am You’re so kind, Boomer! God always listens to you even when He’s out of town. He just isn’t great about sending postcards. » Posted By AdLib On March 18, 2010 @ 12:06 am Can you imagine, due to the rampant evil in the greedy and powerful, Satan may have to be retrained to be a dental technician. His evil will come in very handy as a job qualification. » Posted By AdLib On March 18, 2010 @ 12:01 am As God mentioned in his post, Satan has an alibi. Like Tony Soprano, he’s seeing a shrink for his depression and was in a session when all these sins occurred (it was one marathon of a session). So, he couldn’t have possessed anyone. He could have tweeted but that’s about it. Well, they can always try to blame Obama, everyone else does. » Posted By AdLib On March 17, 2010 @ 11:59 pm Good one! Though I thought Dredd Scott was the exclamation Perry White at The Daily Planet would often say. “Superman’s in trouble! Dredd Scott!” » Posted By AdLib On March 16, 2010 @ 7:06 pm Actually, I asked God if evolution was the connection between backed up sewage pipes and Republicans and he winked. He asked me to pass along that he has been hearing you and has responded but in mysterious ways. Have you checked your alphabet soup? Too mysterious? » Posted By AdLib On March 16, 2010 @ 6:53 pm It is very confusing. My school used textbooks created for Texas while George Bush was Governor. I still embarrass myself whenever I discuss history with anyone. I went most of my life thinking that Dredd Scott was about a guy named Scott people didn’t like who crashed parties and Teapot Dome was a space-based missile defense system that protect Tea Party protests. » Posted By AdLib On March 16, 2010 @ 6:44 pm Cheers FrankenPC! » Posted By AdLib On March 16, 2010 @ 6:27 pm I remember God recounting how Satan wore a Dick Cheney mask on Halloween to really scare people. God has also explained that there are two chutes to slide down from heaven to be born, one says, “Brains + Compassion + Wisdom”, the other says, “Thick Hair”. Well, we all have to live with our choices. » Posted By AdLib On March 16, 2010 @ 6:26 pm God asked me to pass along that your drain is indeed being blocked by an evil that revels in such things. In that respect, he suggested that you contact the Republican Party. » Posted By AdLib On March 16, 2010 @ 6:19 pm Thanks so much, Choicelady! From what I understand, Jesus was offered a Master Card but was too humble to take it. God did say in an email that the whole purpose of humanity’s gift of free will is that people get to decide the course of events for themselves. He does seem a bit embarrassed about always being praised by lottery winners, survivors of disasters and winning Superbowl quarterbacks for their good fortune. He swears he never intervenes in the course of human events. Except that Oscar for Marisa Tomei but that’s a long story. » Posted By AdLib On March 16, 2010 @ 6:15 pm Thanks so much Sue! I’ll tell Him…wait, he’s omnipotent, he already knows! Hey, he just texted me to say “Thanks!” to you too! See? » Posted By AdLib On March 16, 2010 @ 6:04 pm In January, God tweeted me that Jesus was uninvited to CPAC. They gave him the excuse that they used up their budget on Sarah Palin’s $100,000 speaking fee but he read between the lines. Especially after reviewing the schedule and finding a seminar titled, “What Jesus Meant to Say About Those Lousy Meek” moderated by Liz Cheney. » Posted By AdLib On March 16, 2010 @ 6:02 pm Thanks KQ! God mentioned that he keeps the Reasonable Republicans next to the Unicorns and behind the Delicious Fat Free ice cream. » Posted By AdLib On March 16, 2010 @ 5:52 pm Though God has said he’s not any particular nationality, he has mentioned in the past his one regret about creating beer was not making it green. So, one day a year… » Posted By AdLib On March 16, 2010 @ 5:51 pm Cheers Lise! From your lips to God’s blog! » Posted By AdLib On March 16, 2010 @ 5:49 pm When you can’t argue successfully against reason, history and truth, the only recourse is to brainwash the young against accepting it as input. Pour corruption into their minds when they’re young and lock the door tight. Some have mentioned “A Handmaid’s Tale” and “1984” as appropiate cautionary tales of the RW attempts to take over this nation. In this case I’d add “Fahrenheit 451” for the virtual bookburning and the ruling against using books that tell the truth. Imagine how any parent would feel, having to unlearn her children from lies and propaganda poured into their minds daily at school. And imagine having to beg your child not to speak the truth at school for fear of being shunned, outcast or even attacked by those who have been successfully conditioned. And the RW attacks Obama and Dems as trying to force HCR down their throats…but forcing lies, racism and Christian superiority down the throats of all the children in the state, that’s just altruism. A shout out to our Texan bros and sisters down there fighting against this and to all the students protesting. » Posted By AdLib On March 14, 2010 @ 1:24 pm Someone once told me that when their cat would hide her head under the bed, she would seem to think that everything went away. Apparently, a lot of Texans have the mentality of a cat. By hiding truth, the Mexican people, the evils of slavery, etc. from textbooks, they cease to exist for them. I think within a decade there could be a virtual civil war within Texas as Latinos come to outnumber white people and decide that being treated as non-persons to be purged from history books and treated with such open racism in their daily lives just isn’t working for them. Then let’s see how strong Texas Pride is when the state isn’t dominated by fanatical, racist and beligerent white people. Then we’ll see if White Pride and Texas Pride are synonymous. » Posted By AdLib On March 14, 2010 @ 11:18 am I think you’re right on about there being a recognition in the back of their minds that they stole TX from the Mexicans. With that in mind, a couple of suggested slogans: 1.”Texas – Sorry Mexicans, no backsies.” Then to honor this change to their schools: 1. “Texas is as Texas does.” » Posted By AdLib On March 14, 2010 @ 8:51 am Hey Kalima! It is up for debate on both sides of its borders whether Texas is still part of the U.S.. Though some local school boards in some smaller cities have been taken over by Fundies, I am not aware of any state that has allowed such a takeover of it’s schools by the Christian Right. Texas is a unique animal. They indoctrinate their children already with a state version of nationalism called, “Texas Pride”, which to them makes them feel superior to others in the US and the world just by being born there (considering TX is ranked last of all US states in percentage of people with health insurance, maybe it’s easier to understand why they think being born is such an enormous personal accomplishment). What TP really is though is boastful ignorance. The geographic equivilent of believing one’s religion is superior and infallable, including the story about two of every animal including kangaroos and penguins, residing in the Middle East and climbing aboard a big boat. Actually, I’m surprised they didn’t add the Noah story to history curriculum as naval history. It is hard enough to penetrate RW ignorance and latent racism on it’s own but when wrapped in the Kevlar shielding of Texas Pride, it is virtually impeneterable. TP was embodied by Bush. Facts, truth and reality bounce off of this anti-intellectual shield, it is about an unapologetic embrace of ignorance, prejudice, superority and intolerence, it is the swagger of a Bush who ignored and attacked anyone who questioned him while he was ignorantly destroying our nation and its economy. However, especially in Austin and Dallas you’ll find many Progressive Dems who are frustratingly trapped in a state that is bound and determined to do to it’s state what Bush did to our nation. Though it would never happen and would hurt the millions of good folks in TX, it’s not the most upsetting fantasy to imagine the RWs in the state getting their wish, seceding and then drowning in their own ignorance. » Posted By AdLib On March 14, 2010 @ 4:00 am Thanks Kalima and Cher for the heads up on this. I don’t know which of Kalima’s comments was the one being replied to but I checked out the error and it can be caused when a comment is timestamped with a future time, until that time comes, any comment replying to it will produce that error and not post. A hiccup in WordPress may have assigned the wrong time to it, once that time came, comments started working again. I’m going to make a modification which should help avoid this in the future, sorry about that! » Posted By AdLib On March 14, 2010 @ 3:14 am One can be of the opinion that some of the expenses be less but one would have to be an ideological fool not to recognize what an amazing accomplishment this and other aspects of HCR are and will be. I can only imagine how the first recipients of SS and Medicare felt, knowing that many in the nation aggressively opposed it while it began to benefit so many. Future generations will be bewildered to learn that so many opposed these HCR benefits for Americans, they will take them for granted. Meanwhile, we can marvel at how wonderful it is that this has become the law of the land and we were and are witnesses to history. » Posted By AdLib On June 23, 2010 @ 11:15 pm I can tell you who I missed! » Posted By AdLib On June 23, 2010 @ 11:08 pm WOO HOO!!! Not surprised by the self-serving spin from Rahm, yes, he’s the only adult and everyone who disagrees with him are children wishing on stars. The truth is Rahm has failed repeatedly at accomplishing what his ego claimed he could. HCR almost died (though Rahm succeeded in killing the PO) under his malpracticing hands and every effort at profound change was watered down by him. Rahm is a corporate Dem, a DLCer who does not want power taken from corps and given to the people, he is an advocate of the status quo. If news of his resignation is true, it would be a liberating change that would bring more cohesiveness to the Obama Admin and give greater hope that the approaches of compromise and watering down meaningful changes will not be the first choices in the future. The pity is that after the midterms, Obama will have smaller majorities in Congress and have a harder time passing anything. Oh well, in any case, Rahm’s departure would be cause to celebrate. » Posted By AdLib On June 21, 2010 @ 11:28 am It’s grown a bit quiet about Israel since the flotilla incident. I would hope this incident will help diffuse the extreme behavior of the military but I’m not going to hold my breath. » Posted By AdLib On June 12, 2010 @ 7:46 am I’ve been making a few tweaks and adding a new function. All should be well now, please let me know if you notice any issues. Thanks! » Posted By AdLib On June 4, 2010 @ 8:21 amComments Posted By AdLib
2. “Texas – We stole it fair and square. Texas Pride forever!”
3. “Texas – The Other White Meet.”
2. “Texass skoolz ar nombur 1!”
3. “We’re putting God back in the classroom…and taking out the teachers to make room!”
4. The official Texas chant for it’s school system: “We don’t need no education” from Pink Floyd’s “Another Brick in the Wall”.
5. “Texas – If we’re so dumb, why ain’t we rich?”
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