Displaying 1,081 To 1,110 Of 3,538 Comments I kinda noticed Lucy. though many did love her. » Posted By ADONAI On August 6, 2011 @ 9:54 pm Praise him! » Posted By ADONAI On August 6, 2011 @ 9:50 pm People on planes are the worst. People on planes, they complain, they get off the plane, they come to your house, and they tell you about their whole flight experience. They make it sound like it was a fucking cattle car pulling them in the 40’s, they just make it, ‘That was the worst day of my life. I had to sit on the runway for 40 minutes.’ That’s a story in this country, that’s a fucking hardship. That you had to sit on the runway. People will listen to that story, they’ll stop doing dishes and go, ‘Oh my God, really? For 40 minutes? That’s awful. You should sue them.’ ‘I had to sit on the runway for 40 minutes.’ Oh my God, really? What happened then, did you fly through the air, like a bird, incredibly? Did you soar into the clouds impossibly? Did you partake in the miracle of human flight and then land softly on giant tires that you couldn’t even conceive how they fucking put air in them? How dare you. ‘I had to pay for my sandwich.’ You’re flying! You’re sitting in a chair in the sky! You’re like a Greek myth right now! ‘But it doesn’t go back very far and it’s sort of squishing my knees.’ The Wright Brothers would kick us all right in the c**t if they knew. If you could go back in time to Orville Wright and go, ‘Hey, dude, I had to sit on the runway for 40 minutes,’ he’d be like, ‘Oh shit, well let’s not even bother then. Hey Wendell, shut it down, they make you wait for a bit. That hardly seems worth it. ~Louis C.K. » Posted By ADONAI On August 6, 2011 @ 9:41 pm I’ve been reading The Gnostic Gospels and smoking Alabama Turkey Weed. Why do they call it that? I have no idea. » Posted By ADONAI On August 6, 2011 @ 9:24 pm So if midichlorians are in all the cells If I get a blood transfusion from a Jedi I should be able to use the Force. Man, am I good at meaningless hypothetical scenarios or what? » Posted By ADONAI On August 6, 2011 @ 7:09 pm The man does have great writers. I gotta admit that. » Posted By ADONAI On August 6, 2011 @ 5:07 pm BOOMER!!!!!! » Posted By ADONAI On August 6, 2011 @ 1:36 pm That is a good use for it. Every dollar I’ve seen with something written on it is usually that “pass it along” chain letter BS. » Posted By ADONAI On August 6, 2011 @ 1:24 pm Thanks for that earlier link. LEGOS! IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!! » Posted By ADONAI On August 5, 2011 @ 3:44 pm Congress’ disapproval rating is twice as large as Obama’s. There are people mad at Obama but not like they are at Congress. » Posted By ADONAI On August 4, 2011 @ 6:01 pm Late last decade the satellite Voyager 1 left the confines of our solar system. 10 billion miles away it is now getting ready to enter open space. Attached to Voyager 1 is a gold disc explaining who we are, an overview of our current culture, our voices, and our exact location in the Milky Way galaxy as well as constantly beaming signals back home. If there is an intelligent alien species “within walking distance” of us, this is the vessel that will probably make first contact. For better or for worse, our home address is out there for anyone or anything to pick up. » Posted By ADONAI On August 4, 2011 @ 5:59 pm I’m the same as you regarding polls but, if I had to divine this one, I would say the American people aren’t letting President Obama off the hook but they realize where the bulk of their disapproval should be directed. Congress. » Posted By ADONAI On August 4, 2011 @ 4:40 pm Happy Birthday President Obama! Hope I look that good at 50. » Posted By ADONAI On August 4, 2011 @ 3:35 pm Your body is composed of more atoms than there are stars in the entire universe. If you stretched the wiring in your brain from end to end, it would reach all the way to the moon. During your lifetime, the average human will grow 591 miles of hair. In the 1940s, the FCC assigned television’s Channel 1 to mobile Services (two-way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did not Pre-number the other channel assignments. That is why your TV set has channels 2 and up, but no channel 1. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. A hurricane releases more energy in 10 minutes, than all the world’s nuclear weapons combined. Bats are more closely related to humans and other primates than they are to rodents. Several studies indicate that the Old World fruit bats and flying foxes may actually be descended from early primates such as lemurs The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad. Venus’s day is longer then its year. TRY TO READ THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe. Find more weird facts at A pretty cool little site. » Posted By ADONAI On August 3, 2011 @ 8:41 pm I did see that tex. Personally I could listen to Simpson talk all day. Reminds me of my grandpa. And he was right on the money about Norquist. He runs the republican Party and he has no idea what the Hell he’s doing. » Posted By ADONAI On August 3, 2011 @ 8:32 pm HA! Well put. » Posted By ADONAI On August 3, 2011 @ 6:10 pm How many existentialists does it take to change a lightbulb? How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb? How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb? Two behaviorists have sex. One turns to the other and says, “That was good for you: how was it for me?” Question: What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? — Answer: Make me one with everything. » Posted By ADONAI On August 3, 2011 @ 6:02 pm I saw the beginning of the Arianna interview. He said that HP gives an optimistic outlook. I question whether or not he’s ever actually been to HP. » Posted By ADONAI On August 3, 2011 @ 5:57 pm I remember Elvira. [joke deleted] The movie was terrible. But I wasn’t watching it for stellar acting. » Posted By ADONAI On August 3, 2011 @ 5:25 pm The thing that kills me the most is that I know we have enough money. Enough to do everything that needs to be done. But we just keep giving it away to people who really don’t need it or waste it funding complex programs designed to solve a simple problem. » Posted By ADONAI On August 3, 2011 @ 4:21 pm HA! Professor Internet. » Posted By ADONAI On August 3, 2011 @ 4:18 pm MST3K Best of Vol. 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnDQxGUEjjE Another compilation of jokes from The Undead, Laserblast, and Star Force Fugitive Alien II » Posted By ADONAI On August 3, 2011 @ 4:15 pm Yeah, that’s the kind of evil that just makes you sad. I mean, raping someone and then taking pictures of it is bad enough but these are kids dude! Come on! Like I’ve always said, I’m against the death penalty, but I understand. » Posted By ADONAI On August 3, 2011 @ 3:06 pm Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. If you misspell Chuck Norris’ name on Google it doesn’t say “did you mean Chuck Norris”. It says “you have 5 minutes to live”. Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is. Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris killed the dinosaurs. » Posted By ADONAI On August 2, 2011 @ 5:36 pm MST3K Best of Vol. 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EAXYH4b4yM A compilation of some good jokes and one liners from three Mystery Science Theater 3000 movies: Prince of Space(a personal favorite), Night of the Blood Beast, and Space Mutiny(another favorite). » Posted By ADONAI On August 2, 2011 @ 3:45 pm That was my biggest problem with the bill too. A total lack of tax increases. Oh, and the hypocrisy. » Posted By ADONAI On August 2, 2011 @ 2:34 pm Here’s some more How I Type/How I Talk talk/tok Them/dem Here/Hyear(h-year) Left/Lef accusation/ack-a-sation difference/diffrence honorable/honorbull » Posted By ADONAI On August 1, 2011 @ 10:09 pm God I love this country. » Posted By ADONAI On August 1, 2011 @ 8:16 pm I love that movie. » Posted By ADONAI On July 31, 2011 @ 6:34 pm “The representative, a former fighter pilot named Rick Womick, said he had been studying the Koran. He declared that Shariah, the Islamic code that guides Muslim beliefs and actions, is not just an expression of faith but a political and legal system that seeks world domination.” How is that a surprise to anyone? Has he ever read the Bible? It’s pretty much a guide for establishing a political and legal system to rule the world. Have you read Deuteronomy? It’s a frickin’ LAW book. Oh and the fact Torah means Law. Read Acts or Paul’s letters to the Churches. Now that we’ve established that most religions were founded on a principle of remaking the world in their image, let’s move on and ask the real question. is that even possible? The short answer is no. So, case closed. » Posted By ADONAI On July 31, 2011 @ 6:26 pmComments Posted By ADONAI
Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to observe how the lightbulb symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of Cosmic Nothingness.
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to form a society to preserve the memory of the old light bulb
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