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Posted by AdLib On Aug - 29 - 2016 12 COMMENTS
Weiner Huma

Like a heroin addict desperately shooting up whatever he can find to get high again, the MSM has mainlined the story of Huma Abedin finally divorcing her emotionally deranged husband, former congressman Anthony Weiner as being all about Hillary.

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 26 - 2016 8 COMMENTS
Trump Hair Leave

Trump’s hair explained, “Could I just sit around and pretend that what was going on right under my nose wasn’t happening? I’d rather dye. I’ve lived believing that you don’t judge based on one’s color and I’m not going to flip on that so I just had to give Donald a permanent wave goodbye.”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 23 - 2016 14 COMMENTS
Zombies for Hillary

“I’m telling you, Hillary’s a full blown zombie, she eats brains! If she becomes president, look out! Do you really want a zombie for your President, I mean, come on,” Trump exhorted his white male, pale and jagged toothed audience who responded in unison chanting, “Brains!!!”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 15 - 2016 6 COMMENTS
Trump Hat Cake

“Look, we all know that Barack Hussein Obama and Hillary Clinton are guilty for all the evil in the world today…after all, she is The Devil. Thanks to them we have ISIS, an unfair economy, irritable bowel syndrome and me as the Republican nominee, pretty terrible stuff, right?”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 9 - 2016 8 COMMENTS
trump sleep

“I think he did himself a lot of good last night when he was sleeping, no gaffes, projecting an image of being relaxed and peaceful, we’ll see a turn around in the polls if he keeps sleeping like this,” boasted New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie.

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 8 - 2016 18 COMMENTS
Trump Finger To Head

Now for the hard truth for these dandelion blowing Repubs…your wish will never come true, Donald Trump is like herpes, your party has caught him and there’s no way to make him go away.

Posted by Nirek On Aug - 5 - 2016 17 COMMENTS
lobbyist handshake

Today, a citizen concerned about an issue can’t get a word in sideways because “Citizens United” made it legal for those with great wealth and corporations to literally buy a politician.

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 2 - 2016 14 COMMENTS

Before we can Make America Great Again, we need to Make Americans Great Again and the first step in doing that is for Republicans to openly recognize and end their abusive relationship with Donald Trump.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 25 - 2016 127 COMMENTS
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Today the DNC convention begins and from the advance word, we’re in store for less schizophrenia and more rational speeches about reality (one of the top banned substances at the RNC).

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 21 - 2016 78 COMMENTS
Trump Shrug

The Republican Convention climaxes tonight with Donald Trump’s acceptance speech…well, maybe “collapses” is more appropriate than “climaxes”.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 18 - 2016 12 COMMENTS
Melania SCOTUS

“When Donald first told me that he wanted me to be on his SCOTUS, I have to admit that I misunderstood and told him that I had a headache,” Melania explained. “But once he explained to me that SCOTUS stands for ‘Supreme Court Of Trump’s Ultrahot Spouse’, I was very flattened. Or is it ‘flattered’?”

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 12 - 2016 22 COMMENTS
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To soothe his fragile nerves, Donald Trump listens to his special, “The Best, Most, Magnificent Playlist, Ever in the History of Man, Believe Me!”. Fortunately, we’ve got a copy right here!

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 6 - 2016 25 COMMENTS
Congress Redundant

“I find it redundant and repetitive that Republicans will once again have to do what they’ve done before, again and again, over and over, in investigating investigations of investigations,” repeated Ryan.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 1 - 2016 5 COMMENTS
Brexit Run Away

PlanetPOV is summarizing this week’s news using unrelated YouTube videos. While in sync with today’s level of journalism, we hope you’ll find it as informative as it is entertaining. Thank you!

Posted by AdLib On Jun - 28 - 2016 19 COMMENTS
Trump Kiss Boris

There are big difference between the UK and the US (and not just the windshield vs. “windscreen” crap) in demographics, politics and the fact that Donald Trump is not an organization of sovereign states that our country belongs to (yet).

Posted by AdLib On Jun - 20 - 2016 23 COMMENTS
Lipstick Pig Trump

Republicans have been lobbying Trump to change his campaign persona into a “more presidential” one, to go by a script and stop saying incendiary things. In other words, they want Trump to pull a bigger con on the American public than he has been, deceiving voters into thinking he’s not the sociopath he really is.

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