If the ladies of HP all get ponies, then we guys should all get maids!
As in, “Everybody Ought to Have a Maid” from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum.
I love that musical and movie. Larry Gelbart, who wrote that, the MASH series, Tootsie and so many other great films and plays, was amazing.
As for the surprise, we were thinking about making it a maid on a pony that putters around our members’ houses trying to clean up after the pony and all their puttering…but it just got too damn confusing.
I don’t want a pony, don’t have room to swing a cat here as it is. I’ll put my name down for a “maid”, but must I lower my voice and grow a beard first?
Ride, Quey, Ride! Well done! Sorry to say but this and the image below are the only ponies involved with the surprise.
Unless anyone else wants to pony up?
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Tom Neverss
The surprise is, the site has been spying on all commenters through our computer cameras and we all tend to look like the lady above while we read. Pictures of all will be posted and we get to vote for the most ludicrous of them all.
Tom, welcome to The Planet. While you are right that The Planet is able to turn on everyone’s web cameras and record them blogging in their underwear, that is not the surprise. That is our Donation Encouragement program.
Our surprise will be when those who don’t donate discover they’re starring on a new reality show, “Bloggers Uncovered.
I just got an email giving me a tracking # from a trucking company for a delivery from “Klaus & Phaisy Farms and Stables.” Does this have anything to do with the surprise?
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EDIT: Rats!! It took out all the spaces! I had actually spelled out PONY in giant letters! Boo-hooo-hoooo-hoooo!
Now I REALLY need a pony!
I was very determined not to like it because I’m such a Holmes (traditional version) fan, but it has won me over. Pace is very quick– almost manic — but it pulls you in.
President Obama is going to log onto the Planet and write an article about the November 2nd surprise when the Democrats retain both houses and the “how to” deal with Republican heads exploding!
Or –
George Clooney is going to come on and write an article specifically to j’avaz and how he’s been longing for j’avaz’s affections!
Or –
Juan Williams is logging on and writing an article whereby he admits that he’s never been a liberal.
Or –
Christine O’Donnel is logging on and writing an article on “How to Fool an Electorate Using Witchcraft”.
Or –
Joe Miller is logging in and writing an article about “How To Deal With Pesky Questions From The Press”.
Or –
Sharron Angle is logging in and writing an article about “What It Means To Be The First Asian Legislator in Nevada”.
Or –
Glenn Beck is logging on and writing an article about “The Diary Of A Rodeo Clown and How You, too, Can Make Millions by Preaching to Idiots”.
The lady in the picture is saying, “My Gosh! This Crazy Glue works better than I thought! Now how I am I gonna get my hands unstuck from my head and my chest?”
Yep, it’s just like in all those old movies and TV shows where they say, “This may come as a bit of a shock, so I hope you’re not using Crazy Glue now”.
We buy our ponies by the dozen and pass the savings onto you!
Unfortunately, we’re all out of inventory right now and our supplier is now importing them from China so not only will it take months to get them but we’ll have to wash all the lead paint and cyanide off of them when they arrive.
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nice …… pony
It’s turbocharged!
Me too. 🙂
Better than a pony-no feeding- the maid…..? 😉
Oh, but I would no doubt feed the maid, I feed everybody. 🙂
If the ladies of HP all get ponies, then we guys should all get maids!
As in, “Everybody Ought to Have a Maid” from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum.
Puttering all around…..the house!
I love that musical and movie. Larry Gelbart, who wrote that, the MASH series, Tootsie and so many other great films and plays, was amazing.
As for the surprise, we were thinking about making it a maid on a pony that putters around our members’ houses trying to clean up after the pony and all their puttering…but it just got too damn confusing.
Ummm Hmmm
Isn’t it already Monday in some parts of the country?
It’s even Monday afternoon in this part of the world. How about them apples?
🙂
In some parts of the country, it’s not even the 21st century. However…once it’s Monday in CA, it will be Monday throughout the mainland U.S..
And that is indeed food for thought… 😉
Ladies of HP, that leaves me out on a limb. 🙁
I don’t want a pony, don’t have room to swing a cat here as it is. I’ll put my name down for a “maid”, but must I lower my voice and grow a beard first?
You know, now that you mention it, I’ll take the maid.
My three dogs make up for the pony
Every woman needs a maid or a wife. 😉
Works for me.
😆
OK kes, I can’t see you sad!
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Yeah!! Looks great!
OK, so the damn pony’s swaybacked.
Q, that is one hot Pony !!!
Ride, Quey, Ride! Well done! Sorry to say but this and the image below are the only ponies involved with the surprise.
Unless anyone else wants to pony up?
The surprise is, the site has been spying on all commenters through our computer cameras and we all tend to look like the lady above while we read. Pictures of all will be posted and we get to vote for the most ludicrous of them all.
Glad it won’t be me 🙂
Tom, welcome to The Planet. While you are right that The Planet is able to turn on everyone’s web cameras and record them blogging in their underwear, that is not the surprise. That is our Donation Encouragement program.
Our surprise will be when those who don’t donate discover they’re starring on a new reality show, “Bloggers Uncovered.
I’LL PAY!! I’LL PAY!! And even more for the video!
Now you’re gettin’ the picture! And if ya don’t pay up…others will too, if ya get me!
I am having fun with this site……
http://www.cafepress.com/loudmouthmerch
I liked the one, Patsy, that said: “Teabaggers: Give back your Social Security and Medicare or Shut the Fuck Up!”
Oh thank you magic image fairy !
Fairy? I have never worked at a carnival.
I just got an email giving me a tracking # from a trucking company for a delivery from “Klaus & Phaisy Farms and Stables.” Does this have anything to do with the surprise?
Ohboyohboyohboyohboy! I’m going to run out and stock up on oats and carrots right now!
pony pony Pony Pony Pony PONY PONY PONY !!!
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http://www.butterscotch-pony.com/images/products/butterscotch-pony4.jpg
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EDIT: Rats!! It took out all the spaces! I had actually spelled out PONY in giant letters! Boo-hooo-hoooo-hoooo!
Now I REALLY need a pony!
Beyond my knowledge, k’es.
Not to worry, b’ito. It was just a bit of fun I was indulging in while watching to new and improved Sherlock Holmes on PBS.
How is it? I saw the preview and I had mixed feelings. I will miss Wallander. That one I did like.
I was very determined not to like it because I’m such a Holmes (traditional version) fan, but it has won me over. Pace is very quick– almost manic — but it pulls you in.
k’es, Good that is part of my Sunday night unlaxing. I will give it a try.
It’s very quirky. Dry humor throughout. Let me know what you think.
AdLib,
We forgive you — we’re all slightly twisted. 😀
Is that why my eyes are glazed over?
Looks like powder to me.
Donut just churro you up?
A surprise?
Did you say a surprise?
Here’s my guess –
President Obama is going to log onto the Planet and write an article about the November 2nd surprise when the Democrats retain both houses and the “how to” deal with Republican heads exploding!
Or –
George Clooney is going to come on and write an article specifically to j’avaz and how he’s been longing for j’avaz’s affections!
Or –
Juan Williams is logging on and writing an article whereby he admits that he’s never been a liberal.
Or –
Christine O’Donnel is logging on and writing an article on “How to Fool an Electorate Using Witchcraft”.
Or –
Joe Miller is logging in and writing an article about “How To Deal With Pesky Questions From The Press”.
Or –
Sharron Angle is logging in and writing an article about “What It Means To Be The First Asian Legislator in Nevada”.
Or –
Glenn Beck is logging on and writing an article about “The Diary Of A Rodeo Clown and How You, too, Can Make Millions by Preaching to Idiots”.
I would love to read every one of those, j’avaz, and will Simple S’arah join us or do we have to pay her for anything over 140 characters? 😉
“How to Win the Lame Stream Media’s Attention and Fool the Electorate in Ten Easy Steps.”
Do I have to count them, j’avaz? 😆
😆 You sure set the bar mighty high, javaz! I mean, Oprah high.
The surprise was going to be that I brought donuts Monday morning. Man…I’m gonna have to do better than that!
You’re couple of days late and a couple of dollars short. I brought donuts last Friday. You didn’t get any because you were late for work. 😀
Morning in the office is getting cruller and cruller.
Dough!
😆
And who said that when you blog, you just fritter your time away?
The envelope please…
“Best Snark in a Supporting Role goes to…”
The lady in the picture is saying, “My Gosh! This Crazy Glue works better than I thought! Now how I am I gonna get my hands unstuck from my head and my chest?”
Never fix broken ceramic while listening to someone who starts his sentence, “This might surprise you but…”
Yep, it’s just like in all those old movies and TV shows where they say, “This may come as a bit of a shock, so I hope you’re not using Crazy Glue now”.
You’re pregnant? I’d be surprised too, if I were you! 😆
Yes but would you be more surprised if I said I’m a virgin?
I dunno, you and God….you got this thing going….
It starts with a innocent interview….
THE SURPRISE IS THAT’S YOU IN THE PICTURE! Isn’t it Adlib?
It’s a great face, isn’t it? I wonder which one of Christine O’Donnel’s recent statements prompted it?
Maybe her statement that the Second Amendment allows you to freely speak with your gun?
That’s Ms. Adlib to you.
Just so you’re warned, Adlib, I’ve been around a while, so it takes a LOT to surprise me!
Oh really…well…got your nose! I know it looks like it now has a thumbnail on it but I’ve really got your nose! How’s that for surprising?!
okay, I’m a little surprised. But not like in big time, once in a lifetime, MONDAY SURPRISE (not to put pressure on you….)
I’ve always wanted a pony.
We buy our ponies by the dozen and pass the savings onto you!
Unfortunately, we’re all out of inventory right now and our supplier is now importing them from China so not only will it take months to get them but we’ll have to wash all the lead paint and cyanide off of them when they arrive.
A 500 dollar check? A REAL pony?
A Tea Party issued unicorn! That poops gold from Goldline!