Well folks, now we have it, a bonafide all white basketball league trying to start playing as early as this summer. The league is being put together by Don “Moose” Lewis as “fundemental basketball” as opposed to the “street ball” played in the NBA.
And there is one other special addition to the rules for this league, only WHITE, natural born with caucasian parents citizens can play in this league. No foreigners, no blacks, no chinese, no hispanics, no muslims, no indians. So there should be no question that certain people in this country would definitely like to take us back to pre-1964 when the Civil Rights Act was signed. The mayor of Augusta Georgia has turned the league down for play in his city. I think he has the right idea when he said, he could not support a league of this sort when the city has come so far to instill a spirit of inclusiveness that he has worked so hard to foster. The founder of this league had this to say,
There’s nothing hatred about what we’re doing,” he told the Augusta Chronicle. “I don’t hate anyone of color. But people of white American-born citizens [sic] are in the minority now. Here’s a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like.” — have made the creation of all-white teams a necessity.
Lewis told the paper he defines “fundamental basketball” as different from the “street-ball” played by “people of color,” and claimed recent scandals in professional basketball — such as the gun charges dogging Washington Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas
http://www.cleveland.com/ohio-sports-blog/index.ssf/2010/01/all-american_basketball_league.html
Go White Lightning! Go Pale ‘Uns! Go Miami Rush (they’re a Blitzkrieg!), and the Washington Grand Wizards!
Just as I figured! My explanation all along for why so many people can’t tolerate Obama has been the slow “takeover” of sports by non-whites. Basketball, football and track domination by blacks was tolerated because there was still tennis, golf, hockey, etc. Now we have Tiger dominating golf & the Williams sisters dominating tennis.
Blacks were kept from voting for a hideously long time, but after voting rights were won, we started to see blacks being elected. I’m sure that was hard to accept by some people, but still, it wasn’t like we had a black President! Oh wait, now we do!!
So, it is only a matter of time before more idiots propose an “all white football league” and progress to an “all white Congress” because they “don’t like the elements” that blacks brought to those institutions!!
This is almost too stupid to be taken seriously, yet I know people who are serious about it.
Love the team names! Birmingham Birthers, anyone?
Oh, sweet Jebus…I liked rednecks better when they sat at a bar from 1:00pm to last man standing, drinking. When they start thinking, it is like working without tools.
Morning Labc….It ain’t easy being stupid 😀
It sho’ ain’t…but bless their hearts for trying…
How are you BDM? Hasn’t this been the longest week evah?!?!
Added my two cents before I read everyone, and all I have to say about all of your comments is:
Boomer, all I get is this.
“This video contains content from Hollywood Licensing, who has decided to block it in your country.”
Charming I’m sure!
Kalima,
I’m sorry. These damn censors anyway…who the hell do they think they are? Oh well, for a good leave, reread the Maxine funnies I sent you. 😆
Thanks boomer, they were really funny. I C&P them and sent them to a few friends. 🙂
Oh Kalima – that’s a real bummer!!
…… what a delightful video, boomer – it’s started off my day with a big smile on my face!! Big thanks – and a perfect response to the idiocy down in them thar southern parts 🙂
Boomer, what a fantastic way to start my day! That is too, too cute!
That was adorable, thanks for the smile
I’m glad. Nothing better than a laughing baby X 4!
Hey Boomer that was really good fun!!
At least somebodies laughing after this long tiresome week.
I’m total agree with this perposal. I’m not prejudice, but what non-white people of done to the game of basketball is a tapestry! I hold no ill wheel tord nobody!
The Republican base
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NBA rejects with issues no doubt. I wonder if they’ve thought about how they’ll be able run the length of the court and shoot a three pointer wearing hoods & white sheets?
Stupid is a preexisting condition! 🙄
“Tapestry” belied your intelligence, whatsie. Nice try though.
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Me two. It hi time wite fokes restord the game two its orijnul confedrit gloree.
Instead of the Washington Wizards, they can call themselves the Grand Wizards.
😆 I was just thinking about that two with your last post.
OK, that really made me smile! : )
Holy shit. Please tell me this is satire.
No, the league is for real, our team names could be real, but for now I guess you could call them satire. 😀
The other requirement is that you must be illiterate.
And not have a full set of teeth.
and bring moonshine for snacks during half time
E’cat, AdLib, and Sue — please forgive me — but…
A re-choir-munt is you must be illiterate
And not have a full set of teeth
Bring moonshine for snacks during halftime
And know how to avoid the poe-leese.
“And there is one other special addition to the rules for this league, only WHITE, natural born with caucasian parents citizens can play in this league. No foreigners, no blacks, no chinese, no hispanics, no muslims, no indians.”
Who are the bloody “foreigners” pray tell?
Hey Mr. Lewis, there are no white people. We are mostly just a different shade of pink and tend to turn a bit pasty when we die. I believe that you will no doubt be the deepest shade of fuchsia when more people hear about this cock up of yours.
Who would they play? Is this to be an effort for cities across the nation?
Suggested team names for this league:
1. The Dukes of David
2. The Ivory Snows
3. The Dropouts
4. The FlatEarths
5. The TrailerParks
6. The LowBrows
7. The Klansmen
8. The CantJumps
9. The Custards
10. The Republicans
😆 I’d go with numbers 2,5,7,8 and 9.
11: The KlanJammers!
Instead of “NBA” could they just call their league, “KKK”?
😆 with everything you two said.
Konfederut Klown Kroo.
Good thing Oklahoma City stole a NBA team from Seatle or we might be stuck with the Inhofe Deniers and the Coburn Clodhoppers…
Heh!
And the half time entertainment could be The Lindsey Graham Dancers!
Lindsey Graham and Tom Delay do the two step
Oh, how about “The 2012 Raptures.”
Hey! You’re white, and you can shoot hoops!
Fucking GA. 👿 I can’t believe I live in this fucking redneck state.
Sorry about my redneck culture xenophobia but you’ve got to be kidding me if this is real.
A guy on the radio this morning said the next step is an all black hockey league!
Better yet force Augusta to host a “Black Masters Tournament”. That will get them in a tizzy.
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Squash. Or crew.
KQ, fear not. I had a close friend who lived in S. Carolina (had moved there from the north) and she had the same feeling. She had good reason.
She passed away a year ago. Not so much from her illness, as from S. Carolina’s lack of health care, after she had gone through all her money battling the disease. She could never get the meds the doctor actually ordered. Only cheap, ineffective stuff on the approved list. Well, you get the picture. She was not a fan of southern “culture.”
Her great joy was that she lived long enough to vote for Obama. She didn’t make it to see the inauguration, though. She was often the object of well-intentioned religious proselytizers in the course of her illness. Nice folks– who didn’t want their taxes to go up, however, in the cause of better health care for their neighbors.
Sorry to hear about your friend K. The funny part is my cardiologist is a staunch Republican but donates his time to me. My ICD treatment last year before the one I have now was all donated or written off including hospital stay, surgery and the device. This one not so much luck. We are working on getting the hospital to put me on charity status again and I have no idea yet if they donated the devise. It’s amazing my cardiologist is that charitable for me personally but does not want universal healthcare.
KQ, we have neighbors (like j’avaz’s neighbors) who are the salt of the earth when it comes to being kind to people they know…and deem “worthy” of help. Anyone else, though, in their Republican world, can fend for him/herself. What a paradox, no?
…long pregnant pause…camera cuts back to live action Bill Cosby from Fat Albert with a gaping, open mouth…
Cosby Dialogue:
“Well, …I’ll be…looks like the gang is gonna’ have their hands full learning the fundamentals!”
Split cut to animated street ball scene of the Fat Albert gang frozen in place…staring at camera…jaws dropped…..ball rolling away….
Albert Dialogue:
“Hey, hey , hey…ummmmm…..got nothin’ to say….”…
fin~
Don’t be surprised when you see these movies in next summers Box Office:
“A League Of Our Own 2”
“White Men Really Can’t Dunk”
“It Ain’t Right But Its White”
“Born To Dribble”
I wonder if they require the “Bellamy Salute” during the National Anthem?
rflmao!!
Love “Born to Dribble”!!!
It sounds more like “Fundamentalist Basketball” than “Fundamental.”
I would give them about 10 minutes against a real basketball team and they would be rushing back to their baton twirling classes…the whole lot of ’em.
You are aware that they can’t spell, right?
what about “B-Ball is FUNdamental!”
Another possible motto: “We put the ‘mental’ in ‘fundamental.’
The guy obviously can’t speak English nellie, look at the first thing he said and groan.
There’s nothing hatred about what we’re doing….
There’s nothing grammar about it either!
I’m also sure that the creep can’t spell for monkey nuts, most of them there racist can’t.
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