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Pepe Lepew On March - 2 - 2010


It was a GREAT day to be a Canadian!
It is not an exaggeration to say that the entire country lived, died, then lived again. At least *I* did!
I honestly cannot explain what hockey means to Canadians, because I don’t fully understand it myself. It is simply too hard to put it in words. I felt like I was witnessing history. Maybe that’s hyperbolic as hell, but the Summit Series of 1972 is still considered a huge, historic moment 38 years later in Canada. Where were you during the Miracle on Ice? I bet you remember. This was no miracle, but it was a similar moment for Canada.
I can tell you that Canadians were definitely NOT cocky going into the U.S. game. They were scared spitless of the Americans and of particular Ryan Miller. I can tell you that after Zach Parise scored with 24 seconds left, 33 million Canadians fully expected to lose that match. Canadians are very, very much like Red Sox fans that way.

It was such an exciting and well-played game … and well, OK, I’ll say it — EPIC. Miller was amazing. Don’t feel too sorry for Ryan Miller. Formerly a star goalie for the Buffalo Sabres, the dude is now an off-the-charts megastar second-most famous hockey player in the world. The U.S. players were amazing, and really, while they were all NHL guys, only seven or eight U.S. guys are what I would call genuine stars — Parise and Miller being the biggest two. That team was made up of a lot of NHL second- and third-line guys.
Luongo was … something, intermittently amazing and then sloppy. It was like he was playing with a cast on his hand. I’ve never seen a goalie drop so many pucks … and yet play so well. I asked people in our suite if he normally had so much trouble handling the puck (I’d seen him play maybe a dozen times total), and I got a resounding, “NO!” Luongo’s best play was a staggeringly spectacular save on a tipped shot at the very end of the Slovakia game in the semifinals to even get Canada into the gold medal game to begin with.
Canadians are also deeply protective. We watched the women’s game at a nice pizza place that was very packed. When the head of the IOC complained about the Canadian women drinking beer and champagne on the ice after they won the gold medal, the entire nation rose up in outrage. Those our OUR women! Leave them be! What a dumbass! The guy literally had to change hotels. I kid you not.

I also believe that if the Canadian women had been men, no one would have complained about their behaviour on the ice after they won. (Remember, the women came out on the ice and drank and goofed off after the arena had emptied. There was literally no one in in the arena but a sole AP photographer.) That was actually quite funny.
I have an admission to make. I didn’t see Crosby’s goal! I wasn’t paying attention. I was getting ready to go get another beer, getting prepared for 20 full minutes of overtime when it happened. It was so bang-bang. An innocent little play by Iginla, getting the puck free from a corner scrum, then Sid knocked it in with barely any daylight between Miller and the post.
We watched the game from a CIBC corporate suite. They own a bank of about 10 of these suites and we lucked into it through a cousin. There was a suite just for little kids with too much junk food and pop.
I hope people noticed a few things. That the second loudest cheer in the arena during the medal ceremony was for Ryan Miller. That another loud cheer was for Ryan Kessler, an American who plays for the Vancouver Canucks. There was a cute photo in the Vancouver paper of a guy dressed in a Canadian flag walking up to a guy dressed in an American flag and giving him a hug after the game. This game genuinely wasn’t like the Miracle on Ice or the Summit Series. As much as Canadians hate U.S. politics, they had nothing but respect for Team USA. There were no politics at that game. Canadians, they do have class.
That 200,000 people jammed the little peninsula of downtown Vancouver afterward and there were no problems. No firebombs. No mountie cars being overturned. And believe me, there had been copious — COPIOUS — amounts of beer and weed consumed that day. In fact, there were people smoking weed right in front of the mounties, because the mounties had much bigger things to worry about (Weed is sort of, kind of legal in Vancouver — sort of, but you definitely don’t smoke it in front of mounties unless there’s 200,000 people around you.).

Some estimates say 27 million Canadians were watching that game Sunday. 20,000 were in the arena, and 200,000 downtown. I read another story saying 500 million people watched it worldwide, but honestly, I find that hard to believe.
We had to walk 12 blocks through that mass of drunken, stoned Canadians to get back to our hotel. My cousins from Richmond and Mission were genuinely screwed. All the streets in and out of downtown were closed for a few hours, so they walked with us. Normally, that was about a 30-minute walk, but it took us nearly 90 minutes, because we had to go down some side streets to avoid Robson Square, where there were some big Jumbotrons set up.

I carried kiddo on my shoulders until we got to within 2 blocks, and those 60 pounds were starting to feel like 60 pounds of wet cement after 9 blocks. Finally, after high-fiving a few hundred people the entire way, people in our group were tired and we stopped at a busy little bistro and ate and hoped the crowd would thin out. Instead of carrying kiddo on my shoulders, I resorted to a cradle carry because it was getting too hard on my neck. A mountie saw this and thought she was sick or injured and asked if we needed help.

I told her she was just exhausted and we only had two more blocks to go to our hotel. Well, the mounties very politely and very matter-of-factly drove a mountie snowplow through the crowd for us for two blocks right up to the hotel door. We shook their hands and thanked them and told them they were doing an amazing job under the circumstances. They had known downtown was going to go crazy, but NO ONE had expected this.

We watched the truly, genuinely BIZARRE closing ceremonies back at the hotel. Really, I can’t explain that. Some people said it was Canadians making fun of Canadians, but I couldn’t make heads or tails out of it. The Bill Shatner monologue was my favourite part. That was DEFINITELY tongue-in-cheek.

My one cousin, the CIBC bigwig, got home at about 11 p.m. The other cousin in Mission didn’t get home until 1 a.m.
A rundown of front pages from all around Canada:
The Vancouver Province
Edmonton Journal
Le Soleil (Montreal)
Calgary Herald
Toronto Star
Hamilton Spectator
Le Journal de Montreal
And my favourite, even though it is a smaller paper, the Waterloo Record:

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  1. WLA says:

    You know we have to let America Jr. win once in a while. πŸ˜‰

  2. kesmarn says:

    Pepe, thanks for the article that--as others have said--makes us feel as though we were at the game. I had to work the night of the gold medal game, but had seen the earlier one between Canada and the U.S.

    I hadn’t really watched hockey in years. But I understand the game because we have had an IHL team in our town for a long time and I used to go fairly often when I was in high school or home on breaks from college. The game I saw this past week, though, was riveting. I don’t think I’ve ever seen two teams play so hard. It was virtually non-stop fast-paced action for the whole game!

    I can’t explain why I was hoping so much that the Canadian team would win that one. (It went to the U.S. 5-3.) I think there’s a part of me that has long admired Canada because: a.) It seems less likely to be massively suckered into ridiculous and futile wars. b.) It was a safe haven for draft resisters during the Viet Nam war, and c.) It has a working health care system. In short, Canada is civilized. Canada deserved to win. (Not that I’m blaming “our boys” for all the political ills of this country. And they did play their hearts out. Nevertheless…)

    It’s wonderful, too, that you shared this with your daughter. She’ll never forget it.

    So— many congratulations on a fair-and-square win. And for having the good sense to be….Canadian!

  3. AdLib says:

    Personally, I don’t understand what the big deal is. I played hooky when I was in school and I didn’t even know it was an Olympic sport.

    I coulda been a contender!

  4. KQuark says:

    This is the only time I will say this about the game but congrats on the win.

    I know what it meant for Canada but it meant allot for US hockey fans as well and meant a hell of allot more for the US players on the ice. Because if it didn’t the US would not have won the first game and took the second game to overtime since Canada had so much more talent.

  5. missfrenchyUSA says:

    As a Canuck from Montreal (if you know your hockey history, you know that Montreal is the epicenter of hockey, even after Bettman aka the ratface fucker tries hard to get rid of all Canadian teams in the NHL), I have to say, this was the ultimate sport for me in the Olympics. And I was a ball of nerves throughout the days leading up to this game. After seeing Luongo play erratically during the Canada-Slovak game, I was, to say the least, scared shitless that we would lose against the US. Sorry my American friends, but there is no fucking way I was going to let that happened. Throughout the game, I was screaming and swearing up and down. I was mostly screaming at Sidney Crosby that if there was a game that he needed to contribute and score (after being scoreless for two consecutive games) this was it. Well, hold and behold, who fucking scores the winning goal?! Yes, Crosby!!! Whoooohoooooo. I have to admit, the US team was magnificient. They reminded me of the New Jersey Devils during their Stanley Cup win. Seriously, this game was beyond epic. I will remember it for a long time.

    • PepeLepew says:

      Hee, hee. My favourite player as a kid was Guy Lafleur.

      I hate Bettman. Total putaining idiot. Refuses to admit the expansion into Phoenix and the Deep South is an abject failure.

      Luongo did make that one superhuman save against Slovakia…

      I was mostly screaming at Luongo that whole game.

      • KQuark says:

        Huh, Tampa, Dallas and Carolina won a cup a piece since a Canadian team won the cup. Professional hockey in Canada has been an abject failure going on two decades now when it comes to winning Lord Stanley’s Cup. It was the Canadians fault for not financing their teams that made more expansion in the US necessary. There might be a team or two that could find better home cities but without US fans paying the tab there simply would be no NHL. I wouldn’t bite that hand that feeds you so much.

        I guess all employees hate their bosses.

        Keep in mind I have a PhD in trash talking when it comes to sports. πŸ˜‰

        • PepeLepew says:

          Yeah, but those NHL teams in the South all lose money hand over fist, even in the years they won the Stanley Cup. Phoenix is in receivership and Nashville ain’t far behind.

          The Maple Leafs make money every year, even though they finish last almost every year.

          • KQuark says:

            Leafs fans would rather have the team be broke and win the Stanley Cup than suck.

            Many teams are strapped financially now but it’s not like Canada could support more than a team or two more than they have now. The only way for the NHL to survive is to become an even more international sport and add some European teams some how.

            The biggest problem for you Canucks is that the game is not catching on in America so I would not push American fans further away if I were in your shoes. Anyway it’s really Canada’s problem because they need the American NHL teams way more than Americans need the NHL.

            I’m mean look at it realistically without the eight or so NHL teams in the South and the West what would dozens of your syrup sucking mother fucking Canuck hockey players ever do for a living? πŸ˜‰

            Remember this comes from a hockey fan who use to taunt referees watching college hockey drinking a Labatt’s Blue chanting “the ref beats his wife”.

            • PepeLepew says:

              Actually, you’re right about Leafs fans.

              “Nineteen…

              …. sixty-seven”

              Nineteen….

              …. sixty-seven.”

            • PepeLepew says:

              PS — I wasn’t saying get rid of the American teams, but get some more teams in the north. Teams in Cleveland or Kansas City or Indanapolis or Seattle or Portland. Let Phoenix move to Hamilton. Let Winnipeg and/or Quebec City have a team. I’m telling you the six Southern teams are all bleeding money hand over fist, and having 20 percent of the teams in the league losing money is not good for the league.

      • missfrenchyUSA says:

        Yes, the expansion to the South has been an abject failure. Incidentally, it was during my move to the South that I actually stopped watching the NHL, because it was nearly impossible to watch hockey on TV there(Atlanta, btw). I am a fan of the Colorado Avalanche and I have no idea what happened to my team, so I basically stopped watching. Now that I live in Capitals land, I hope to get caught up, especially since Washington is leading their conference. I throughly miss hockey, so that game was my reconnecting link. And yes, I was screaming at both Luongo and Crosby throughout the game. As a fan of Martin Brodeur, I have to admit that I was peeved to see Luongo in the net for the ultimate game instead of mah husband. But yeah, perhaps Brodeur is past his prime(I am sooo sad to say this)

        • KQuark says:

          I’ve had the NHL ticket on satellite since moving to Atlanta so I never had that problem. When I wasn’t ill I even caught a few Thrashers games a year.

        • PepeLepew says:

          Hey, the Avs got good! Craig Anderson is a great goalie. They’re very young but fun to watch.

          Kiddo’s favourite player is Alex Ovechkin.

          I have no idea why!

          But I do know I am having grandchildren.

          • missfrenchyUSA says:

            Good to know about the Avs. I will definitely follow the games as soon as I move to my apartment. Where I stay right now is not hockey friendly.

            • AdLib says:

              Just wanted to say it’s great to see you, missfrenchy!

            • AdLib says:

              MissFrenchy, there are a wide range of opinions on many issues here, that’s what this site is about. I always enjoyed your posts elsewhere. Please, don’t hesitate to dive right in!

            • missfrenchyUSA says:

              Yeah, I am beyond busy with school and looking for an apartment, I haven’t had the time. Also, I don’t know if you guys would like my libertarian views too much, so I don’t contribute as much

  6. Mightywoof says:

    It sounds like you and kiddo had a great time Pepe!! A friend of mine (a reporter in BC) told me ‘when you beat an opponent like that, you know you were in a battle and you have complete and utter respect for him…’ and I’m pretty sure most Canadians felt like that about the US team.

    When I watched the closing ceremonies I had a sinking feeling that only Canadians would get the joke! It was a satire (????) on what we think the rest of the world thinks about when they think ‘Canada’ -- canoe-paddling, red-uniformed, beaver-tailed, snow-frozen yokels.

    A great article Pepe -- I felt like I was there with you (but I’m glad I wasn’t -- I have an almost pathological dislike of noise and crowds).

  7. escribacat says:

    I confess I don’t go in for team sports but this is fine writing Pepe, and you gotta love those mounties!

  8. Khirad says:

    For fun, after the first game, I read the comments in the Globe and Mail. My lord! Mostly respectful and, that the US played a good game -- but there was some seriously anti-American “yank” comments, only eclipsed by Brodeur hate.

    This one, and you’re making me feel even worse, I missed due to scheduling. I shoulda just called in sick, I never wanted to watch a hockey game so much in my life! *sigh*

    My favourite [!] part about the Canadian girls was trying to drive and tip over the Zamboni after drinking (no “voluntary” pour-outs here). Apart from them being able to kick my ass, they sounded like so much fun!!!

    Also, thanks for being specific about Richmond, Vancouver, etc. This native Vancouverite who has been to Vancouver a few times [I’m getting too cute and deliberately confusing so many people right now 😈 πŸ˜† ] knew what you were talking about.

    British Columbia was always my favorite neighbour … well, no, sorry. Tied with Oregon. Needless to say, I was so not surprised by the weather troubles, which probably worked out well for hockey fans.

    By the way, mounties are intimidating in real life. They’re not like the cute souvenirs you buy in downtown Victoria or Gastown. This I know.

    • PepeLepew says:

      We went to Gastown one day!

      Mounties are interesting.

      Very, very, very intimidating. And yet very polite. I can’t explain it. The crowd literally split like the Red Sea (and I do mean red) with this phalanx of mounties in front of us.

      Oh, boy, Brodeur is a real goat in Canada and will be for some time.

      Nothing but respect for Team USA through the whole country.
      It was a bit like that scene from Rocky where Apollo Creed says, “Ain’t gonna be no rematch.”

      Do you believe 500 million people really watched that game?

  9. Hopeington says:

    Well I was definitely thinking of you when I watched a game Pepe.
    It was nice because one of my sons have a mini movie screen as his tv and I could actually see where the puck was. It made all the difference in the world.
    Glad you had such a nice time.

  10. bitohistory says:

    Really good article, Pepe, You had me at the game and carting the “kiddo.” Great game, great reporting. Thanks, guy! (I missed the goal also. I thought the puck was frozen on the boards. :-) )

    • PepeLepew says:

      Pooooor Kiddo.

      “I’m not tired.”
      “I’m not tired.”
      “I’m not tired.”
      “I’m not tired.”
      30 seconds after we get back to our room … ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ………….

  11. dgraz says:

    It was a great game thanks for the article. I can’t say I have seen any better in a long time. I think it could have gone either way.

    You know javaz is a closet Canadian.

  12. javaz says:

    Excellent, Pepe, just excellent and thank you so much for writing about your experience.

    It was definitely a very exciting and well played game, and yes, the cheers for Miller were audible on the TV.

    This might seem weird to say, but hockey almost seems like a gentleman’s game -- except for all the fights on the ice that normally happen during games -- because the players line up afterward and acknowledge each other for a game well played.

    Have you ever seen the movie Mystery, Alaska with Russell Crowe?
    That’s one of our favorite movies and we watch it frequently and will probably watch it again this week.

    What a beautiful memory for you and your little girl.

    • PepeLepew says:

      Mystery, Alaska was *almost* a GREAT movie. But, in my mind, they ruined it with the whole exhibition game against the New York Rangers. It was just a plot device, and not necessary, IMO. The idea of the culture of pond hockey in a remote Alaska town was compelling enough.


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