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Time Out for O/T – Vol. 15

Bito – All that I have is yours. I don’t recall having seen it or stolen it from anyone else – I’m pretty good at ‘fessin’ up. So go for it.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 26, 2011 @ 5:34 pm

And that just leads to saying they are the worst kind of Koch head!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 26, 2011 @ 5:17 pm

Just trying to get Kalima’s attention. I’m such a ho.

Yep, XXS for those two PINHEADS.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 26, 2011 @ 5:16 pm

Just making sure you are watching……….Look at ME, look at ME!!!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 26, 2011 @ 5:00 pm

Nurse Ratchet! “Medication time” Hmmmmm – might be enough to “catch” a Rush.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 26, 2011 @ 4:48 pm

Hey Kes! I once saw a guy stretch a condom over his whole head (to counter some teenager saying – but they don’t fit me). I laughed so hard coke of cola (not Koch-ah Cola) came out of my nose…..

Think a TrojanXXL could fit over BOTH their heads? (I’m talking the anterior ones only)

Hey Kalima – see what happens when you leave us unattended????

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 26, 2011 @ 4:46 pm

@ Bito: “And if you see me tonight….”

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 26, 2011 @ 4:42 pm

Here ya go. Let him know how you feel. and note: he is an INSURANCE AGENT. What would Johnny Prine say about that, Bito??? (“and all my friends turned out to be……insurance….salesmen”)

Capitol Office
Room: 561-W
Seat: 110
Phone: 785-296-7641
Email:virgil.peck@house.ks.gov

**EDIT – Kansas State Representative – so it’s Topeka KS 666 (not making that up) 12.

Home Information
P.O. Box 277
Tyro, Kansas 67364
Phone: 620-879-2334
Email:virgil@virgilpeck.com

Business Information
Occupation: Insurance Agent
Phone: 620-879-2334

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 26, 2011 @ 12:51 pm

Chase: Walter was a friend and only a friend, but I feel so lucky to be able to say that. Were you in Austin during that time? Did you ever see them?

Now Champ Hood is gone as well.

When I first saw them, I was told to go see the “three cutest guys in Austin with the best hair” by my friend Cindy Weed. She did not lie.

Enjoy that precious girl.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 25, 2011 @ 8:14 am

Chase- you live in Austin. Don’t know how long you have been there, but in the 70s and 80s there was a very beloved band in Austin, Uncle Walt’s Band. Walter Hyatt’s favorite song in the world was “Ruby”. I was lucky enough to be friends with Walter; we would go to the OLD Waterloo Records on S. Congress, and try to stump each other with music. If he won, we would dance to “Ruby” while he sang it in my ear.

**EDIT: Valuejet crash, not Jet Blue****

Walter Hyatt died in the JetBlue crash in the Everglades. I have mourned him terribly. Truly one of the nicest people you could meet.

In honor of your new granddaughter, I give you Uncle Walt’s Band version of Ruby.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 25, 2011 @ 6:09 am

Patsy: I declare you the court jester. When everyone is down or fried, you always find some way to bring out the laughter. Tashakor, Queen of Mirth! – AB PS I promise you I needed this today!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 23, 2011 @ 5:17 pm

Was it just me, or was there laughter of a female persuasion once he was pantsed?

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 22, 2011 @ 5:03 pm

Seriously? A cereal called “Fingos?” That doesn’t even sound appealing.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 21, 2011 @ 7:33 pm

That made me cry. And it made me want to be a teacher.

Have to mail the note to Kasinich today. And call my friends who teach to say thanks.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 19, 2011 @ 9:59 am

For Japan: I’ve Endured. Shigata ga nai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms8gc1StR_g

I learned this song through my friend, Tim O’Brien (who does a great version – just not on video). The name of the songwriter, Ola Belle Reed, just made me think it was an older person. My bad. But the song is beautiful.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 18, 2011 @ 6:48 am

Hi HH: Still owe you that list; will do it today (today is MY day to do things for ME)

The photo is especially beautiful because of the tender look and touch of that EMT (I’m guessing). Tenderness is always beautiful.

I think a society is judged by how it treats the vulnerable in its society, including animals. Just sayin…..

Drive safe.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 18, 2011 @ 6:12 am

We always tend to believe what we want to believe, right? Bless your heart……….(kidding!)

Off to sleep. this was a long detour, but a much needed one. Laughter is my sleeping pill….a valium for the soul.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 17, 2011 @ 8:10 pm

Why no, PW. Just giving him a blessing, that’s all……

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 17, 2011 @ 8:04 pm

[img]https://planetpov.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/IMG_2403.jpg[/img]

My favorite coaster…..hope you can read the caption! Just waiting for the MB mug…

It reads: That’s the look she gets before going into full on bitch mode

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 17, 2011 @ 7:59 pm

Bless his heart……if he had any sense at all, he’d pull his head out of his arse and take a look around. Right?

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 17, 2011 @ 7:40 pm

Adonai – I love Kentucky. My family came from VA/KY before they came to Texas. One even served in the KY legislature, and as a newspaper editor.

Been to Louisville (had friends there), Bowling Green, Owensboro and of course, Henderon (John James Audobon Park). The Blov is from Evansville, across the river.

Kentucky is lovely and green. Plus the music is good.

And who can I be, when I live where Rick (the dick) Perry is governor? And John Cornyn (aka Joke Corndog) is my Senator? Seriously.

“Wakes up, pipple” as my little friend Chloe would say.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 17, 2011 @ 7:39 pm

Ah, but A – where is the “fixin’ to” that we use in Texas? Like in “I’m fixin’ to go to the store – need sumpin?”

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 17, 2011 @ 7:34 pm

Hey PW! Just stopped by and got caught up in the mirth. Nice break from a tough week, and such clever folks to share it with.

But what I said is true. If I scream and yell, I’m pissed. If I get quiet and fix you with “the gaze”, well – I’m really angry and there will be hell to pay. And God forbid I drop my voice to a whisper. There may be no survivors.

Just sayin’…..

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 17, 2011 @ 7:13 pm

Yep, kes. Same with men. Methinks the one who protests too loudly is guilty as well. Bes’ stay quiet and maintain some sense of dignity. I’ll stare you down, if need be. I live by the Alamo, and trained under ole Davy himself. I can win a stare contest with anyone but that maki/lemur thingy. That was just a little creepy. I try and narrow my gaze. Maybe I should go the other way???

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 17, 2011 @ 7:05 pm

Ha!

Maybe Vaseline could sponsor his next erection?

**EDIT – SORT OF** eLection

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 17, 2011 @ 6:57 pm

I bid $1.50. proceeds to go to AdLib’s quest for $315 million. Any LeMenu plates to go with that???

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 17, 2011 @ 6:55 pm

Too saucy for a Texas gal.

Wow, so there IS something good about KY!

Wha hoppen w/ Rand Paul?????

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 17, 2011 @ 6:49 pm

We once had two shelties. Kate could have given a crap less if anyone liked her or not. She was adorable and head strong. Sean, on the other hand, lived only to make you happy and do the right thing.

Kate had separation anxiety and would chew through walls if I did not bring her into the room with us. We would walk into the laundry room (stepping over the baby gate), see a giant gouge in the drywall, and do the “Who did that?” in our most disappointed tone.

Kate would sit down immediately, inch up a bit, wag her tail incessantly, and keep looking over at Sean each time we asked the fatal question. Sean would hang his head and look guilty.

The dust on Kate’s ruff was always a give away, but we never told her that we KNEW who did it.

Sean always got a snausage. Kate just got the laugh.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 17, 2011 @ 6:42 pm

Johnny Depp is from Owensboro. Been there, done the Moonlight BBQ.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 17, 2011 @ 6:32 pm

Boomer: for you, hon, it will be done. I’ll try to do it without cursing, but that’s hard for a proud Bitch. Maybe I can start with “Bless your heart……” The southerners know that is used whenever you are about to rip a new A-hole into someone.

PS I will address it to the DIShonorable John KaSICK, if it makes you feel better……

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 17, 2011 @ 6:30 pm