Displaying 1,711 To 1,740 Of 2,240 Comments Hiya K-man! I actually went to De Arcos liquor near Zafrano and Cerillos -WAAYYYY off the tourist track. I stay at the El Rey (a really cool place) on Cerillos. Walked in, Tom Jones’s “It’s Not Unusual” was on the sound system, so my BGF and I looked at each other, shouted “Dance Party!” and proceeded to do some Tom Jones moves. We were joined by the proprietor and a borracho. Had oodles of fun. Off to Counter Culture for brekkie. Tia Sofia’s tomorrow. Will send you an email re: Syria when I get back. Hear small snippets – but we don’t “discuss” outright. What a mess….. » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 29, 2011 @ 8:10 am Hey ho everyone! Still in Santa Fe, waiting for the final “party” – friends coming from Seattle. Saw the ever delightful Ms. Kalima’s comment on “The Do’s” puckered mouth. Every time I see him, i think of a parrot fish. Perhaps someone should photoshop his hair onto a parrot fish’s mouth for a bumper sticker??? Can he BE any more ridiculous? Seriously, watching his first presser – at which he was patting himself so hard on his own back that I was worried he’d mess up that faboo combover -I thought: “Take a picture of him, AB, and just send it to him with the caption – Really???” The hair is just too much. What I wouldn’t give for a photo of him straight outta a shower (above neck only, please!) With great love to you all. Glad Rosie is on the mend, and you can skype your dad, Kalima. Miss you all – have caught a few peeks now and then, but not spending much time on the ‘puter these days. Home (weather permitting of course) in about 10 days. The Blov and Alpha Pup are still alive, although food supplies are diminishing….. » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 28, 2011 @ 8:41 am CL: In my part of the world, Jesus is often seen on tortillas – flour ones, only of course, giving rise to the speculation he is (as I remember from my youth) “Lutheran Jesus” aka red haired and blue eyed. I mean, why isn’t he ever seen on a corn (or as my people call it – maize) tortilla? I always make sure I’m not eating the image of Christ (except in communion, where they tell me I eat his body – should this be in “Eat the Poor” section? But once I think I saw Mary on the flour tortilla. OF course, I could not be sure. She had her back turned to me. -AB PS The grilled cheese image of JC is known here as “Cheesus”. » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 20, 2011 @ 6:37 am Ecat! I’m in Pagosa. Where are you?????????? -AB » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 19, 2011 @ 8:33 am Bless her heart. Obviously, God didn’t believe so much in her either, nor did love. To say she was struck by an ugly stick is a gross understatement (OK, that was a Huffy type snark, but well deserved, and I will now punish myself by going to soak in the pools at Pagosa). Seriously. She was ugly through and through as my dear mom would have said. » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 19, 2011 @ 8:32 am @Bito: So that would be :”Combover/Snatch 2012″ I’m not sure I can put that on my car. What would the pudnuts say????????? » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 14, 2011 @ 9:38 pm One more before I log off and pass out. We were talking about :”?Fear Factor 2012″, aka a Trump/Palin ticket. I decided I’ll make a bumper sticker that says “Combover/Bumpit 2012” with horrid photos of them both. EZ. » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 14, 2011 @ 9:11 pm Way to go, Cher! We’ve had to-kill-ya, champagne, beer. Yay vacations…… » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 14, 2011 @ 8:41 pm kes – you should see some of the doozy words I can make up trying to type on this damn netbook. Love the convenience; hate the keyboard… Pudnuts. Bito’s best. Twas Bito, right????? » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 14, 2011 @ 8:01 pm Will do, Bito! And I’ll send photos when through. Keep up the good work, and take care -AB » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 14, 2011 @ 7:57 pm HH – when do you come to San Antonio?? I;ll be home after the 10th of May. Now I have time – I’ll do that list for you. Give my regards to the little stinker….. » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 14, 2011 @ 7:55 pm Hi Bito, Cher, kes et al! Am here in Ojo Caliente but following the Planet. Going to see my Baby Girl on Saturday, Bito – will give her your regards. Thanks for keeping me up to date on the latest – it’s too easy to lose focus when you are having this much fun. We’ve watched so many planet videos but the fave among the gal pals is the Honey Badger. Thanks to everyone for making it easy AND fun to keep up w/ the news! » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 14, 2011 @ 7:32 pm Good one, AC. Now if we just move the word “young” to the end of your description, we could call them POCARDY. I like it, and claim copyright privis. – AB ***EDIT: HELL FIRE AND DAMNATION**** I opened the link, and saw it’s Matty T’s description. Don’t think I’ll get those copyright privis after all…….. That will teach me to be too busy to read much. » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 8, 2011 @ 7:17 pm Reading an old (I’m 7 months behind in my reading!) Vanity Fair article about the Greek Monks at Vatopaidi (October 2010), I came across this jaw dropping sentence: “….a quote from the ancient orator Isocrates: ‘Democracy destroys itself because it abuses its right to freedom and equality. Because it teaches its citizens to consider audacity as a right, lawlessness as a freedom, abrasive speech as equality and anarchy as progress’.” Wow. » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 8, 2011 @ 6:44 am Two of mine: “Sometimes the magic works, sometimes it doesn’t.” (Little Big Man) “You guys all crazy?” (One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest) » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 8, 2011 @ 6:14 am True story: George Clooney tried his best to do the actual singing, but his voice (unlike his auntie Rosemary) was not fit for the task. So…….one of the guys in a featured band did the singing for him. I’m an acquaintance of this guy, and a friend to others in his band. I was told that when the singer told his wife of this event, she remarked: “Wait, wait! YOUR voice, coming out of George Clooney’s FACE????? Hmmmmmmmmmmm…..” » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 8, 2011 @ 6:13 am @ Chase: Yes ma’am. From one Texas gal to another. – AB » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 6, 2011 @ 3:16 pm @ Bito: Nope. We have “Heavenly casual” attire at the Planet! » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 6, 2011 @ 2:51 pm Would that be as in: “Hail! Planet! full of grace. Holy Planet! home of KQuark and Bito! (My abject apologies if I offended anyone, please.) » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 6, 2011 @ 2:06 pm @kes: Paper maiche. We’ll need some sorry ass looking straw for his handlebar ‘stache. HA! God, I’m having some of Denver’s guilt over kitty treats…….I hit the B&J ice cream tonight. Figure flaws. AS IF the burqa could hide THIS! Night sweet kes, our very own healer. (of so many things) » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 3, 2011 @ 8:05 pm ‘Twould be nice to have “Christians” protesting his actions. Not just the Muslims he continues to harass. On second thought, Kes – maybe you SHOULD go. We can come up with a slogan for your sign. There’s quite a bit of lip talent here on the Planet. I’ll start: “I’m JONESing for you to get called home by Jesus. Too bad you won’t be welcome.” OK, it’s late. I’ll try more clever ones tomorrow. Have at it, lovely ones! » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 3, 2011 @ 7:59 pm Bito: Miss Ann was long off the bottle when I met her, Molly followed suit some time later. People would go to La Zona Rosa to eat truckstop enchiladas, drink some coke-cola, and listen to music in the daytime. I remember having Miss Ann sit in front of me once, turn around and flash that big old grin and ask “Can you see OK? Is my hair too big? Do you need me to pat my hair down?” Precious memory. Yes, I listened to them about Shrub. But no one EVER warned me about Cheney. That was the real thrill now, huh? » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 3, 2011 @ 7:52 pm Kes! Dearborn is the home of a very, very large Muslim community. Not all of them are friendly. Perhaps we should just let nature take its course. Those are just my thoughts, FWIW. Maybe we could give notice to the community in Dearborn? Jones is planning on putting Prophet Mohammad on trial. Good luck with that. South Park had trouble even making a cartoon. Kes, I love you for even thinking of making this trip. What a woman! Maybe it’d be better if we all showed up in FL – there are more than 50 members of the Planet, which means there are more than his entire congregation. I have a burqa which I can wear and scare him to death. It scares me! Besides which: we could go to Sanibel after for a little R&R. Have to do it in June; I’m booked until then. » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 3, 2011 @ 7:42 pm So I had a long talk w/ the Pup. I hate/despise/abhor what Jones did, I think he should be put in prison or executed by the State. Our laws need to change. “Speech” that provokes violence, that has no good aim in the end, needs to be put to pasture, in my mind, and those haters who spew it need to be held accountable. That being said, I asked my children: What if the situation were reversed? What would happen if a mullah in Kandahar burned the Bible, a holy book held in high regard by many Americans? Would those same now-offended Americans be justified in driving over to my refugee family’s house and killing them in retaliation for what a mullah in Kandahar did? Why must the innocent die? The UN workers did not burn the Qu’ran. Why should they have been killed? Protest with signs, with words, with righteous indignation. But leave the innocent alone. To quote dear kes, Feh. A pox on them all. Where the fuck is my voodoo doll????????????????? » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 3, 2011 @ 3:27 pm Bits! thanks for the heads up. Maybe I will go. I miss Molly, too. And I miss Miss Ann the most. I actually had met both of them in Austin several times at a joint called La Zona Rosa. Used to hang there a lot, as an escape from Colleyville/Dallas area. It was owned by Marcia Ball’s hub, Gordon Fowler, back then, and they were thick as thieves with those two. I was a lucky girl. » Posted By AlphaBitch On April 3, 2011 @ 2:11 pm It is from deep East Texas. Apparently it took a few weeks to assemble; once SQUIRREL!! managed one part, they added another. I especially like the jet plane/scooter at the end…. » Posted By AlphaBitch On March 28, 2011 @ 8:03 pm Are pudnuts only found on Fox?? » Posted By AlphaBitch On March 28, 2011 @ 6:36 pm SQUIRREL!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE7OEd6K-bw&feature=fvst Now it’s off to bed for this tired one. » Posted By AlphaBitch On March 28, 2011 @ 6:29 pm Per Chers post above: hide the opener, CL. No one is safe. » Posted By AlphaBitch On March 27, 2011 @ 12:26 pm It’s all in the whiskers, CL. They are VERY clever, those sniper kitties! Kit-tahns for peace, I think they are called. Be careful about supporting them; they may be on the terrorkits list…… » Posted By AlphaBitch On March 27, 2011 @ 10:33 amComments Posted By AlphaBitch
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and at the hour of O’Reilly.”
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