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Cheney Says Torture Investigation “Offends The Hell Out Of Me”

Of course, my bad!

*WHISPERS* Hey, I think she’s buying it!

» Posted By AdLib On September 2, 2009 @ 1:41 pm

Ssh! You’re ruining everything!

» Posted By AdLib On September 2, 2009 @ 1:39 pm

Hey VegasBabe! You made my day by joining up!

Actually, I confess to setting up The Planet…with the invaluable support of my friends Kalima, KevenSeven and KQuark.

I got tired of being censored all the time on HuffPo and wanted to start up a site where bloggers like ourselves could write articles…and have true Freedom of Expression.

As you see, the site supports Gravatar so you have an Avatar.

We’ve been up at full speed for about a month and so far so good, the site is growing each day.

Explore around and check out the FAQ on how to do just about everything, any questions, please feel free to email me at admin@planetpov.com.

Welcome to the Planet!

» Posted By AdLib On September 2, 2009 @ 9:12 am

Uh-uh!

He was looking at you but he was talking to me.

Sha!

» Posted By AdLib On September 2, 2009 @ 8:44 am

Nothing escapes the clever Q!

“Brazil

Brazil, where hearts were entertaining June

We stood beneath an amber moon

And softly murmured “someday soon”

We kissed and clung together

Then, tomorrow was another day

The morning found me miles away

With still a million things to say

Now, when twilight dims the sky above

Recalling thrills of our love

There

» Posted By AdLib On September 2, 2009 @ 8:41 am

Thanks my friend! Posts like yours make it all worthwhile!

» Posted By AdLib On September 2, 2009 @ 4:06 am

Say Hello Hello for me.

Bye!

» Posted By AdLib On September 2, 2009 @ 12:28 am

Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be, whisper words of “it happens to all men sometimes,” let it be.

» Posted By AdLib On September 2, 2009 @ 12:26 am

And of course that classic, You say you want to Rub-a-Lotion, we-ll you know, we all want to change your head.

» Posted By AdLib On September 2, 2009 @ 12:22 am

A Day in the Wife?

» Posted By AdLib On September 2, 2009 @ 12:20 am

You say goodnight and I say elbow.

Elbow, elbow.

I don’t know why you say goodnight I say elbow.

Actually…I don’t know why I say elbow…

NIGHT!!!

» Posted By AdLib On September 2, 2009 @ 12:17 am

She’s got a *ick it to ride?

(not addressed to Q or K, just our imaginary Beatles lady).

» Posted By AdLib On September 2, 2009 @ 12:14 am

Sounds like you’ve been up 8 days a week.

» Posted By AdLib On September 2, 2009 @ 12:11 am

With sexual innuendo puns made out of Beatle song titles, everyone wins!

Get some sleep dear Q!

We may tire but our puns will live at least a week or so!

Night!

» Posted By AdLib On September 2, 2009 @ 12:09 am

Heh! Sea below… (Yell-OH! Some-Marine).

» Posted By AdLib On September 2, 2009 @ 12:02 am

I actually tried to have it Fed-Exed to where it belongs but his head was already inserted there.

» Posted By AdLib On September 1, 2009 @ 11:59 pm

Q: She also mentioned her pleasure from that Yell-OH! Some-Marine.

» Posted By AdLib On September 1, 2009 @ 11:57 pm

Here ya go, just cut it out of your post, what do you want me to do with

“this”

» Posted By AdLib On September 1, 2009 @ 11:55 pm

I did change it right after I posted it, before I saw your reply, was inspired. Sorry! Did you leave your sunglasses in the original post?

Now, back to business:

Mean Mr. Must-Arse
Octopussies Garden
NoHair Man
Loosie in This Guy With Sigh Moans

» Posted By AdLib On September 1, 2009 @ 11:52 pm

Q: Long Tall Sally, eh?

Guess she appreciated Maxwell’s silver hammer.

» Posted By AdLib On September 1, 2009 @ 11:47 pm

Kalima – The bun da mental things apply as time goes bi.

» Posted By AdLib On September 1, 2009 @ 11:46 pm

Actually, she came in through the bathroom window.

And considering we were doing it in the road, that was some feat.

» Posted By AdLib On September 1, 2009 @ 11:32 pm

a. Happiness is a warm bun.

b. You say Goodbye and I say Sit Down

c. Stool on the Hill

» Posted By AdLib On September 1, 2009 @ 11:25 pm

Are you sure he wasn’t (isn’t) actually the stool?

He needs to get over himself, there are likely REAL celebrities in the vicinity who are less concerned about being recognized than him.

Then again, maybe he’s afraid if people know who he is they’ll expect him to kneel behind them and hum, “Dear Prudence”.

» Posted By AdLib On September 1, 2009 @ 10:58 pm

Now he’s really offended.

» Posted By AdLib On September 1, 2009 @ 9:01 pm

Has your neighbor had his home obscured from being seen on Google Earth too?

“Teensy” is likely an adjective that could be used frequently on this Cheney Pod.

Why would anyone use a fake name to represent themselves?

Sincerely,

Adlib J. Wagstaff

» Posted By AdLib On September 1, 2009 @ 9:00 pm

I have a theory that if you cut Dick Cheney open there would be an evil bug-like creature inside, pulling levers and pressing buttons.

» Posted By AdLib On August 30, 2009 @ 4:43 pm

Famous quotes from history:

a. When Torquemada was investigated for abuse, “What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?”

b. When Nazi Concentration Camp guards were being tried at Nuremberg, “This is a clear case of prejudice.”

c. When Dick Cheney was being investigated for his participation in illegal abuse of prisoners, “I am offended of such accusations and have a good mind to strip you naked in a freezing cell and attach electrodes to your testicles.”

» Posted By AdLib On August 30, 2009 @ 4:40 pm

CHENEY: “This offends the hell out of me! I feel like someone is assuming I’m guilty and tying me down, putting a towel over my face and pouring gallons of water down so I’ll feel like I’m drowning and will be willing to confess to things that aren’t true just to stop them from continuing. It is an abuse of power and inhumane! QUACK!”

» Posted By AdLib On August 30, 2009 @ 4:28 pm

Money Driven Medicine

Not if we invited your Dick Cheney clone and he dropped acid in the hot tub.

And a violent, sexy clown or two.

» Posted By AdLib On September 1, 2009 @ 11:21 pm