Displaying 2,581 To 2,610 Of 3,538 Comments Bin Laden is dead. How am I suppose to feel about this? » Posted By ADONAI On May 1, 2011 @ 7:50 pm Since we’re coming off the WH Correspondent’s Dinner, here’s my favorite roast/dinner ever. Norm MacDonald busting balls on Clinton in 1997. Great stuff. It says part 1/1 but there is a link to a part 2. Guy must be an idiot.
» Posted By ADONAI On May 1, 2011 @ 7:42 pm Yeah I really gotta get a grip on my misanthropy. I’m not gonna argue that. » Posted By ADONAI On May 1, 2011 @ 7:38 pm Please be WW3, please be WW3! » Posted By ADONAI On May 1, 2011 @ 7:29 pm funk, I wouldn’t worry. GOD said he would never flood the world again. I doubt, if He changed his mind, this guy would be his Noah. » Posted By ADONAI On May 1, 2011 @ 7:16 pm The Trump reaction shots were hilarious. Seeing him just being hammered with absolutely nothing he could do about it was priceless. » Posted By ADONAI On May 1, 2011 @ 5:38 pm Seth Myers was a great choice for the dinner. Weekend Update is still quite funny even when the rest of SNL isn’t. **EDIT** And Obama is just naturally funny with good writers. He always kills at these events. » Posted By ADONAI On May 1, 2011 @ 5:16 pm I am really having trouble with my interwebs. Can’t keep a steady connection. » Posted By ADONAI On April 30, 2011 @ 6:47 pm Kalima, don’t worry, My grandma tells me the same thing 🙂 » Posted By ADONAI On April 30, 2011 @ 6:47 pm Thank you Kalima! And I too am surprised sometimes at who I share a sign with. » Posted By ADONAI On April 30, 2011 @ 6:15 pm Today am my birthday. Happy Birthday being me. » Posted By ADONAI On April 30, 2011 @ 6:04 pm KT, The “victimless crime” issue is a real sticking point for me too. But there is just so much money to be made in the prison system. It’s recession proof. Recession’s actually favor them! Like kes, I don’t think our justice system has reached a point of corruption where it is beyond hope, but parts of it are still pretty shitty. And it’s entirely on purpose which is the infuriating part. » Posted By ADONAI On April 28, 2011 @ 6:41 pm Kes, Indeed. It’s not something I recommend but sadness and anger can very easily turn us into something we don’t want to be. But you better be ready to accept the consequences. » Posted By ADONAI On April 28, 2011 @ 6:39 pm Kes, I applaud our legal system. Best in the world. Again, I too am against vigilantism, but I understand. I am thinking of the cases where everyone knows the guy is guilty but the state’s burden of proof is not met for some reason or another. I would never suggest to someone that they should take the law into their own hands. But I get it. » Posted By ADONAI On April 28, 2011 @ 6:26 pm I believe vigilantism has it’s place in a nation of laws, even though I’m not fully sold on it. Sometimes the system fails and very bad people walk away. I’m of the belief that one death does not justify another, but I understand. Equivalence and all that. » Posted By ADONAI On April 28, 2011 @ 6:11 pm bito, Indeed. They very much were active in it’s dissemination among the various media outlets. To quote the title of Al Franken’s book here: “Lies And The Lying Liars Who Tell Them.” » Posted By ADONAI On April 28, 2011 @ 6:05 pm Well, I’m sold. » Posted By ADONAI On April 28, 2011 @ 4:39 pm KT, Absolutely. They created what we saw in the media. The reports leading up to the war in Iraq were all produced somewhere in the White House and made to seem like actual intelligence recovered by various agencies. So of course the media will pick this up, report it, and then the Bush administration will go on TV and say, “hey, did you see what was in the New York Times? We better bomb the shit out of Iraq and fast!” Thank GOD it didn’t work with Social Security. But, bombing brown people is a far easier sell than taking away people’s retirement money. » Posted By ADONAI On April 28, 2011 @ 4:37 pm chase – Indeed. I never got that. From all accounts Clinton was still very popular, not only with Democrats but, with a large chunk of “undecided voters”. The Clinton PR machine is pretty powerful. He just fell flat right out of the gate. I mean, I hate to keep saying it but, he lost Tennessee! » Posted By ADONAI On April 28, 2011 @ 4:31 pm Can the pie be a la mode? » Posted By ADONAI On April 28, 2011 @ 4:24 pm That was pretty funny. I liked the Bush White House method though. Step 1:Create a pack of lies Step 2:Wait for pack of lies to appear in the media Step 3:Conduct media blitz commenting on “complete revelation” regarding pack of lies Victory. » Posted By ADONAI On April 28, 2011 @ 4:00 pm bito, Indeed. But I think Gore’s failure wasn’t an orphan. It was one of those cases, like success, that had many mothers and fathers. Too many cooks spoiled his soup in my opinion. Gore by himself is awesome. Gore with handlers is a frickin’ disaster. » Posted By ADONAI On April 28, 2011 @ 2:20 pm Indeed Pocket. It’s almost like the “political strategists” don’t have faith in the American people to respond like adults. I’ve always been under the impression that people rise to whatever level you allow them. Give them a chance and they may surprise you. » Posted By ADONAI On April 28, 2011 @ 2:04 pm So I’m watching interviews and pieces about Al Gore before and after the 2000 election Then I watch Al Gore during the 2000 election and I wonder: Did he immediately part ways with everyone on his election team and never speak to them again? What happened? Al Gore was funny, thoughtful, able to explain the most complex things like you were 2 buddies talking sports in a bar. Cut to fall of 2000 and he’s a robot. Really, the only thing that kept people from completely talking about how coached Bush seemed during the debates, was how coached Gore seemed a swell. In stead of just taking over those debates, trouncing Bush, and endearing himself to millions of Americans, he left them talking about a goddamn lock box! And that just completely cemented people’s opinion of him. He’s not a robot. He’s not stogy or boring. But they made him THE suit in those debates. So of course people gravitated to Bush. He was “one of them”. An idiot. But a fun idiot. » Posted By ADONAI On April 28, 2011 @ 1:54 pm If you want a good way to give your kids a chance to learn the values of discipline, teamwork, comradery, hard work, and common purpose, in a structured environment, sign them up for a team sport. Sports can instill values that could be applied to all walks of life. » Posted By ADONAI On April 27, 2011 @ 11:15 am The bear casually mentions, “You know I can eat you in one bite, right?” Cat’s like, “I’m honey badger. I don’t give a shit!” Bear says, “What does that even mean?” » Posted By ADONAI On April 26, 2011 @ 11:27 pm “Using her incredible power to summon the beasts of the wild, Ms. Boots prepares for the conquering and enslavement of the human race.” or Cat: Hey is that honey on the window? Bear: Did someone say honey? Cat: No! You asshole! You’re always doing this! » Posted By ADONAI On April 26, 2011 @ 11:16 pm 11.)”Well, He Told Me He’d Shoot” 12.)”Sponsored By Jack Daniels” » Posted By ADONAI On April 26, 2011 @ 10:41 pm Possible epitaphs for my tombstone: 1.)”See You Real Soon!” 2.)”Help! They Buried Me Alive!” 3.)”Tell Denny I Never Really Liked Him.” 4.)Some sort of treasure map 5.)”Insert One Dollar” (with some sort of slot on the side.) 6.)”If You Lived Here You Would Be Home By Now.” 7.)”Please Don’t Let Teenagers Have Sex On My Grave” 8.)”Friend, Confidant, Frisbee Golf Champion” 9.)”Dreamed Of A World United By Fear. Of Him.” 10.)Last Words: “It’s Just A Bunny.”(just to confuse the hell out of people. did the bunny kill him? What happened?) » Posted By ADONAI On April 26, 2011 @ 9:02 pm That Glenn Beck. He so crazy. Which is kinda why he lost his TV show. » Posted By ADONAI On April 26, 2011 @ 8:42 pmComments Posted By ADONAI
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