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Time Out for O/T – Vol. 15

Indeed. I hope the NBA and NCAA do get together and make at least a 2 year rule. Preferably a 3 year rule.

I don’t think you can claim labor law violations since the NBA is a privately owned and operated business. They can hire whomever they want, whenever they want.

A lot of people argue that the kids will just go overseas for 2 or 3 years but I doubt it. I think they’ll be surprised at how many kids go to school and actually try. A lot of these kids are nervous about moving an entire state away from their families to go to college, I can’t think they’d all the sudden be up for leaving the country.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 11, 2011 @ 4:58 pm

Cleveland does need to get over it. But if LBJ really did “quit” in that Boston series, he deserves all the ripping he gets.

“When things aren’t going my way, I quit” isn’t a great message.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 11, 2011 @ 4:49 pm

Thanks everybody. And I think I will do a little more with this. Turning it into a series of posts will allow me to write longer journal entries. I love the concept of Bin Laden having his own journal. It’s funny. And I have 10 years worth of dates to work with and a lot of crazy shit happening.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 11, 2011 @ 4:45 pm

Cher, that was frickin’ hilarious! And so true. It would have just taken one phone call and 25 mill was theirs.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 11, 2011 @ 4:43 pm

Apparently Seal Team 6 found and confiscated Bin Laden’s personal journal. A fantastic find.

My sources have gotten a hold of a few passages you might not see on TV:

March 12, 2002

Dear Journal,

Apparently the Great Satan is combing the Arma mountains to find me. Won’t they be surprised to find out where I’ve been this whole time.

Death to America!
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October 7, 2004

Dear Journal,

Husam hid my hair dye again today. I had a very important video to film. Sometimes I feel like he is just doing it to be mean. If he were not my cousin’s friend’s uncle’s half brother’s stepson, I think I would kill him.

Death to America!
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November 3, 2004

Dear Journal,

Can you believe the weak, lazy Americans elected that guy President again?! Ridiculous. Maybe this time his Republicans will have the stones to bomb Iran. When are they going to get this war started proper?

Death to America!
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July 12, 2005

Dear Journal,

Moved into my new house/compound today. So much nicer than that shack in Peshawar. All the wives have their own rooms now. Though the constant nagging shows no sign of ceasing. Am I right fellas?

Death to America!
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December 30, 2006

Dear Journal,

Poor Saddam. I don’t even know how he got pulled into all of this. You are attacked by Saudis, Yemeni, and Egyptians operating out of bases in Pakistan and Germany, financed by Yemen and Pakistan, while being hidden by border groups in Afghanistan, and you invade Iraq? Never got that one. Why haven’t they gone to Iran yet?

Death to America!
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March 23, 2007

Dear Journal,

I don’t know who this Barack Obama character is, but I don’t like him. Luckily the Americans would never elect a man of color President.

Death to America!
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September 15, 2008

Dear Journal,

I LOVE John McCain! ♪♪Bomb, Bomb, Bomb! Bomb, Bomb Iran♪♪ Finally, someone stupid enough to bring ruin on their whole country! But this Obama person is gaining on him. Last I heard he may have overtaken him! Of all the times for Americans to put their petty hates and prejudices aside to ensure the security of their own country! Come on McCain! Daddy needs a new war!

Death to America!
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November 12, 2008

Dear Journal,

Sorry I haven’t written in awhile. The U.S. election really has me bummed out. Sure Obama is going to escalate in Afghanistan but WHO CARES?! There’s nothign important there! And soon enough they’ll realize that. I don’t think they’re going to bomb Iran. Stupid Obama wants to have “talks”. Who does that? Reason with people? Treat them like human beings? What a pussy.

Death to America!
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April 30, 2011

Dear Journal,

This has been the worst two years of my life. It is SOOOOO boring! Not only has Obama avoided sending America into an economic nosedive, he absolutely refuses to engage in new conflicts. he’s letting France handle Libya! FRANCE!!!! Al Qaeda is falling apart. My best men are dead or in prison. We use to be the most feared people on the planet! Now we’re just an afterthought. FUCK YOU OBAMA! I swear, some days I just wanna put a bullet in my head.

Death to America!
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May 1, 2011

Dear Journal,

Another miserable day. Can’t even get Simpson’s DVDs anymore. I’m planning one final attack though. Something to go out big on. Hold on a second. Is that a helicopter?……

» Posted By ADONAI On May 11, 2011 @ 4:08 pm

Whoever it is can’t be as bad as Wal-Mart’s last HR guy:

[img]http://lucianogalasso.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/mola-ram.jpg[/img]

Kali Maa! KALI MAA!

» Posted By ADONAI On May 10, 2011 @ 4:35 pm

If The ‘Atlas Shrugged’ Trailer Was Honest

http://www.cracked.com/video_18272_if-atlas-shrugged-trailer-was-honest.html

» Posted By ADONAI On May 10, 2011 @ 4:10 pm

I wanna meet the nihilist political candidate and tell him he’s doing it wrong.

Seriously though, I think Republicans winning recent elections is the best thing we could have hoped for. They were always going to unleash their “master plan” on America at some point. So why not now?

And the public HATES THEM for it. They’re going back to their own red as red can be districts and getting yelled at. Apparently, districts that were once Republican strongholds in every sense of the word are suddenly up for grabs.

You can’t hide people from the evil forever. At some point they have to see it. Then you trust them to make the right decision.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 10, 2011 @ 2:28 pm

Most Definitely.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 10, 2011 @ 2:23 pm

This is my favorite uniform:

[img]http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/116797/116797,1250764606,4/stock-photo-two-sexy-women-in-military-uniform-posing-against-dark-background-35575930.jpg[/img]

» Posted By ADONAI On May 10, 2011 @ 2:12 pm

bito, Your comment is what inspired mine. 🙂 I’ve never liked Chuck Todd. He’s ALWAYS the first person to take it straight to political points.

I understand the need to sometimes “frame” news, but he frames it then beats you over the head with it. Relentlessly.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 10, 2011 @ 2:09 pm

HA!

The French surrender a lot.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 10, 2011 @ 1:59 pm

Oh well. Gotta get that money where you can get it I guess.

It’s not like the government emphasizes education funding.

Though I’m surprised it’s Florida State, what with the football money and everything.

But I guess they have been floundering for the last decade or so. Just not raking it in like they use to. Back in the “Free Shoes University” days.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 10, 2011 @ 1:58 pm

So maybe Chuck Todd is reporting about serious forest fires in Northern California. Suddenly a bear comes out of nowhere and grabs Chuck from behind. Maybe everything would have been cool but Chuck forgot about that beef jerky he left in his pocket.

The bear drags him back to the treeline and starts tearing him apart limb from limb. The cameraman wants to help but he also doesn’t wanna stop filming what will be THE story of the week. Chuck screams, “How will this play in the Obama White House?!” right before the bear rips his head off. A single minded pundit till the very end.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 10, 2011 @ 1:33 pm

Congress has failed us again:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/budget-mixup-provides-nations-schools-with-enough,20350/

» Posted By ADONAI On May 9, 2011 @ 10:45 pm

Don’t worry Buddy. I say “fuck” A LOT, and as long as it is never followed by a “you”, people seem to be cool.

It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 9, 2011 @ 5:15 pm

KT, I’m with you. I tip everyone. Waitresses, cabbies, barbers, bartenders, caddies, delivery guys. Like you I think it’s just the classy thing to do if you can spare it.

And I was at a restaurant with some friends once, wish I could remember the name, maybe Cracker Barrel(?), but the waitress told us that we were the first table she was going solo on. She did a fantastic job so we left her a very gracious tip. Her first real tip and probably the biggest one she ever got. I know I left a five.

And yeah, I don’t expect them to be robots but keep it professional.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 9, 2011 @ 5:10 pm

But do they have to out our spies? Is there nothing else they can do? It takes a lot of effort to get those guys in place. Especially competent, consistently effective ones. Dick move, Pakistan. Dick move.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 9, 2011 @ 5:03 pm

Politics. It’s always politics. It may be petty things like racism and greed on an individual level but, in the broader sense, it’s always politics.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 9, 2011 @ 4:15 pm

A good idea is always a good idea. You can execute it poorly though. Then it’s not the idea’s fault, it’s yours.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 9, 2011 @ 3:25 pm

Good stuff pocket.

Now I got the urge to get my gear together and go stand knee deep in a river for hours on end. Quiet. Peaceful.

God I love fishing.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 9, 2011 @ 3:24 pm

Buddy, I love that scene. and Mr. Pink was a prick. Even common thugs know you always tip your waitress!

Unless she called you a name or shit on your table while you were eating, she deserves it.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 9, 2011 @ 12:21 pm

Elitist!

» Posted By ADONAI On May 9, 2011 @ 12:18 pm

ALWAYS TIP YOUR WAITRESS!

Who cares if they get paid well where you’re at? They wait on you hand and feet. You too cheap to tip?

» Posted By ADONAI On May 9, 2011 @ 12:08 pm

Alabama to Undocumented Kids: No Prom For You!

http://motherjones.com/mojo/2011/05/alabama-anti-immigration-bill-beason

I don’t get the whole “going after children” thing the GOP has got going right now. Call me a softy but I don’t think kids should have their lives ruined by random adults they’ll never meet. That’s what parents are for.

I guess they realized the whole “anchor baby” debate was gonna go nowhere since you can’t use the Constitution to strip Constitutional rights away from people, no matter how young they are.

Now it’s kids who weren’t born here. Good job Alabama. I bet you feel like big men now. Putting those stupid kids in their place. My bet though is that no one really enforces this until after the proud parents of these children have rebuilt most of Alabama.

“Thanks for repairing our home and giving us a reason to hope again! Now get the fuck out!”

» Posted By ADONAI On May 9, 2011 @ 12:07 pm

It would be so awesome if Khirad ruled his own country. I could show up and crash on the couch for a few months, get some good munchies, severely damage foreign relations with Switzerland. You know what you did Switzerland!

» Posted By ADONAI On May 8, 2011 @ 8:04 pm

wts, There is the universe and there is the observable universe.

All that we see, all that is, is contained in this observable universe. We’ve charted it, mapped it, stared back almost as deep as we possibly can.

But what is beyond it? What if what is on the other side is another universe? Can’t really say it’s part of our universe. Just as easily say we are part of theirs. Then we can start talking about infinity again.

‘Cause that universe is in another universe, and that universe is in another universe, and that universe is in another universe, and that universe is in another universe, and that universe is in another universe, and that universe is in another universe, and that universe is in another universe……….

What existed before the Big Bang? is the space the Big Bang launched into infinite? Matter may be finite but what about the are it is floating around in? Perhaps space is a 3 dimensional membrane that does have very definable borders. We just can’t ever hope to reach or perceive them.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 6, 2011 @ 6:26 pm

KT, Indeed. It’s crazy. How do you infinitely move toward something and never reach it?

**EDIT**

Also, I’ve started reading Democracy in America by Tocqueville. Good stuff so far. I’ll get back to you on it when I have a few more chapters under my belt.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 6, 2011 @ 5:20 pm

Cosmic Journeys, Episode 12: Is the Universe Infinite?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG1JpC5jels&feature=BFa&list=SL&index=12

If the universe is infinite, what does that even mean? Is it possible to even grasp the concept of infinity?

If the universe is finite, what happens when you come to the end? What is on the other side? If you go to the edge of the universe and throw a rock, what happens?

» Posted By ADONAI On May 6, 2011 @ 2:50 pm

Welcome back to Kentucky Mr. President.

Hope you stop by more often.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 6, 2011 @ 1:36 pm

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