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Time Out for O/T – Vol. 15

The 3 Best Compliments I Have Ever Received:

1.)Well, I wouldn’t go as far as FUGLY.

2.)Was that a 3 syllable word? Good for you.

3.)It’s less stupid than the last thing you said.

» Posted By ADONAI On June 7, 2011 @ 1:30 pm

1.)What was the worst thing to ever happen to America?

A.Internet porn

B.The First Amendment

C.Women getting the right to vote

2.)If you could play Scrabble with one of these people, who would it be?

A.Officer T.J. Hooker

B.The giant from Iron Giant

C.The dog from Frasier

3.)Who let the dogs out?

A.An inept housekeeper

B.Mr. Burns

C.No one. That’s the neighbor’s dogs.

4.)Do they speak English in What?

A.What?

B.”ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!”

C.What?

» Posted By ADONAI On June 6, 2011 @ 11:33 pm

Daily Show should be interesting tonight. And very, very funny.

» Posted By ADONAI On June 6, 2011 @ 2:34 pm

But did Weiner have an affair? Or was he just going way to far with online flirting?

» Posted By ADONAI On June 6, 2011 @ 2:07 pm

Well, Congressman Weiner basically got harassed into even mentioning that little shit’s name.

I know private failings by public figures will always be “Big News” but I just don’t get it. I don’t care.

Clinton’s foibles in no way hindered his abilities as President. Larry Craig was a shitty politician but not because he liked airport bathrooms. I can’t really feel bad for Anthony, it’s his fuck up, I just wish it didn’t have to be so public. Seems almost unfair. They owe apologies to their families, not the country.

Who apologizes to us?! We’re 100 times worse than Anthony.

» Posted By ADONAI On June 6, 2011 @ 1:48 pm

I still don’t understand what the big deal is. Same thing with the Chris Lee photos.

Why are we acting like they betrayed the country? And WHO CARES if he lied to the press? Fuck those people.

But I agree, it’s a good apology. Though I feel it’s unnecessary. Apologize to his wife? Yes. To America? No thank you. You haven’t offended me or wronged me.

» Posted By ADONAI On June 6, 2011 @ 1:32 pm

He’s controversial. Controversy = ratings.

» Posted By ADONAI On June 6, 2011 @ 1:28 pm

And if you’ve ever wondered how a company like Enron handled communication of it’s shady deals, a professor at MIT has a revealing study:

http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/330731/description/Information_flow_can_reveal_dirty_deeds

Apparently large shadow networks are just in the movies and the rise of social networking could make it easier to uncover corporate meddling.

» Posted By ADONAI On June 6, 2011 @ 12:38 pm

I’m gonna miss Canada. Beautiful country. Too bad about that giant antimatter explosion.

» Posted By ADONAI On June 6, 2011 @ 12:25 pm

What a great basketball game. Who would have guessed that a mistake by Dirk Nowitzki would have decided it? Sure, Dallas got a chance to win it at the end, but that turnover before hand really tied Dallas’ hands.

Miami just seems like the better team. They effortlessly build these leads and I don’t know how Dallas chips them away. I guess it’s just Miami’s inexperience.

Dallas HAS to win the next two games at home.

» Posted By ADONAI On June 5, 2011 @ 7:47 pm

That’s one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever read in my life.

So much generalizing and constantly referencing pure opinion as though it were fact. Sounds like something I would write actually. Only way more heavy handed.

“Even our most liberal president ever, Obama, dissed heartland Americans for bitterly clinging to their god and guns. Would a true Christian berate folks for finding security in trusting God?”

No, but they berate people for EVERYTHING else(and what is a “true Christian”? I’d go after him on that too). I don’t even know where to begin with this article. He’s so incredibly wrong so often that it just makes my brain wanna shut down. It’s like he read a book on philosophy, edited by Jerry Falwell and just never went any further.

» Posted By ADONAI On June 5, 2011 @ 6:56 pm

HERETIC!!!! BURN HIM!!!!

» Posted By ADONAI On June 5, 2011 @ 5:46 pm

Well, teenagers are watching Secret Life of blah,blah, blah

So who cares? But I do love Pawn Stars. Amazing the things people have just laying around their house.

» Posted By ADONAI On June 5, 2011 @ 5:45 pm

A programming reminder to anyone with the Science Channel

A new season of Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman is premiering this Wednesday at 10 p.m.

A great series. I highly recommend it.

» Posted By ADONAI On June 5, 2011 @ 5:43 pm

Don’t worry, I read it in my head with different voices.

But then the voices don’t go away…..

» Posted By ADONAI On June 3, 2011 @ 4:31 pm

I dunno if you’ve seen this Domino’s Pizza commercial yet but I think it’s pretty hilarious and a lesson on why you never anger children.

» Posted By ADONAI On June 3, 2011 @ 4:27 pm

Squirrel meets Chipmunk. Noted. I will search for it.

» Posted By ADONAI On June 3, 2011 @ 4:25 pm

Very funny, but also very true:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-life-put-in-hands-of-2000-complete-stranger,20640/

» Posted By ADONAI On June 2, 2011 @ 5:03 pm

I still think Romney will win the nomination. There’s no McCain to stop him this time. He’ll be the focus of most of the attacks. The Republicans have no one else running right now who could win a national election.

But, if the Tea Party gets Palin or Bachmann nominated then great! They say governors have trouble winning Presidential races anyways. Unless they had a stop in the Senate in between. But they can win. Clinton and Bush got in back to back.

» Posted By ADONAI On June 2, 2011 @ 4:56 pm

I dunno what made him do it, but Reagan needed to raise taxes and he got it done. Plus, he helped a lot of people get an education and a job.

A shame he gave so much power to Wall Street. That has really come back to bite us hard.

» Posted By ADONAI On June 2, 2011 @ 4:34 pm

HA! Sorry tex. I’m sure it was delicious casserole.

The Anthony Wiener story is just grating on me. Question 3 is one of many reasons I added question 4.

» Posted By ADONAI On June 1, 2011 @ 4:39 pm

You’ve never had a crush?

He’s obviously smitten with her.

» Posted By ADONAI On June 1, 2011 @ 4:21 pm

Some more yes or no questions. Again,feel free to elaborate on your answer.

1.)Do you believe Democrats are really trying as hard as they could to move America forward?

2.)Do you believe America is entering it’s twilight years as a superpower?

3.)Did you know Wiener is a euphemism for penis? If not, MSNBC has you covered.

4.)Is the American media more harmful than helpful?

» Posted By ADONAI On June 1, 2011 @ 4:20 pm

I take heart in the fact that, if we could bring Jefferson here today, he’d be arrested for “demonstrating” in front of his own memorial.

Fuck the police.

» Posted By ADONAI On June 1, 2011 @ 2:42 pm

Didn’t there use to be regulations against advertising hard liquor on television?

Now it’s everywhere. What happened there?

» Posted By ADONAI On June 1, 2011 @ 2:15 pm

Cat’s like, “Who you talkin’ at?”

Funny, funny stuff. The cat is a good producer. He needed to start that argument again anyways.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 29, 2011 @ 6:54 pm

Cosmic Journeys, Episode 13: Alien Planets & Eyeball Earths: The Search for Habitable Planets

» Posted By ADONAI On May 29, 2011 @ 6:45 pm

HA! Hadn’t seen that one, Khirad. Hilarious. Satire at it’s best.

» Posted By ADONAI On May 27, 2011 @ 7:10 pm

Economists Gently Suggest American Manufacturing Maybe Start Again With Something Simple Like A Ball

http://www.theonion.com/articles/economists-gently-suggest-american-manufacturing-m,20529/?utm_source=recentnews

» Posted By ADONAI On May 27, 2011 @ 1:17 pm

Just a few questions I wanted to get a yes or no answer to but, by all means, expound your answer if you so choose.

1.)Do you believe the average American student is getting the whole truth about American history from their textbooks?

2.)Did Wilbur ever make any money off of Mr. Ed? The horse could talk!

3.)Does any group really “speak for America”? Can any person or organization really say they know “what the American people want”?

4.)Is this entertaining?:

» Posted By ADONAI On May 26, 2011 @ 7:53 pm

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