I wasn't always Smedley Butler and frankly quiet surprised to discover my true identify after reading an interview with JZ Knight (Who "channels" Ramatha the spirit warrior.) and getting in touch with the "inner" Smedley.
I haven't changed much over the years since the great depression and still believe it's my calling to support the causes of truth and justice by informing the public.
I'm well qualified to write on almost any subject and provide documentation to this effect via virtually any Photoshop-able Diploma.
Please feel to contact me with any story you have to tell, axe to grind or offer of employment in return for cash or trade*.
*Discount meal coupons may be acceptable as trade depending on how hungry I am.