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Time Out for O/T – Vol. 15

OMG
SUPER CUTE
awwwwwwwww

» Posted By LisaDi9 On March 3, 2011 @ 4:08 pm

ummm
Gransview…they are to me.
I love those plants
Can’t wait for spring

» Posted By LisaDi9 On March 3, 2011 @ 3:01 pm

Hey Dood
Peace and Blessing to you too

» Posted By LisaDi9 On February 20, 2011 @ 12:51 pm

I’ve done that to one of my kids
works beautifully

» Posted By LisaDi9 On February 20, 2011 @ 12:49 pm

do you sleep with multiple pillows
if so…stop.
make sure your neck and shoulders are properly aligned when you go to bed.
This occurs to me very often, so know I sleep with one pillow.
As for the pain, keep taking Tylenol
Have a warm bath or shower on the sore muscles
Make sure you are able to type without over stressing your sore muscles.
That’s all I have right now

» Posted By LisaDi9 On February 20, 2011 @ 12:43 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’m going to be 47……but the maturity of 23……., well maybe not….but I can dream

» Posted By LisaDi9 On February 19, 2011 @ 6:33 pm

however who’s younger?

» Posted By LisaDi9 On February 19, 2011 @ 6:20 pm

“. Here at The Planet, blogging is about connecting, exploring and community. It’s about ideas and humanity and most of all, respecting the freedom of people to express themselves without concern of being attacked for it.”

As you stated:
This was the first impression I had about the Planet”
My warm reception upon arriving at PPOV was beyond gratifying…People were so gentle,friendly and WARM.
your thoughts without any fear of ridicule
What I find telling on PPOV, all the people that I followed and read on HP, are all here, contributing to my education and growth.
Thank you guys.

“Now get to work on that article Khirad, I also dislike waiting!”
My answer to your statement
‘BBBBBWWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
Boy do I know how YOU FEEL.

» Posted By LisaDi9 On February 19, 2011 @ 8:09 am

WE DRINK FROM BOTTLE
that was the last part…..sorry

» Posted By LisaDi9 On February 16, 2011 @ 7:31 pm

I have one more…..
So ….
there is this guy, walking in Moscow, in the middle of winter
While shuffling in the snow, he kick’s a lamp…picks it up, and brushes it to see what it is
and out comes a genie
Genie says….YOU HAVE ONE WISH
the man says, No…I have three
Genie…”NO ONE WISH”
the man thinks and says…I want to piss vodka.
Genie…POOF YOU PISS VODKA

The man runs home and tell the tale to his wife…..
they figure to prove it right, she brings out two glasses…
husband pees in glasses and tastes it
VODKA!!!!!
YEAHHHHHHHHH
Throws glasses into the fire place
Husband says to wife…get two more glasses….
drink and throw glasses into the fireplace
and so this goes on until they run out of glasses
Wife asks, we are out of glasses
what do we do…

» Posted By LisaDi9 On February 16, 2011 @ 7:19 pm

JOKE JOKE JOKE

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me

that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take

care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer… Always something more

important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily

snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for

a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and

when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, “When you finish

cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.”

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

» Posted By LisaDi9 On February 16, 2011 @ 5:38 pm

{GIGGLES}
I have more stories…but I’ll pace myself…..

» Posted By LisaDi9 On February 16, 2011 @ 1:57 pm

So here is my Wedgie Story:

I was going to be introduced to my husbands best friends “James and Bob”
We show up to their place, walk upstairs to greet them.

There we were, all in the hallway, doing the introduction dance….nice to meet, nice to meet you too….

Then out of the blue, James bends over and what do I see…nice “clean” white UNDIES!

OMG, WHO CAN RESIST…RIGHT?!?!!!

I YELL OUT…WEDGIE TIMES and …….YANK….HARD

James yelps…eeekkkkkkkkiiiiiiiii
and almost falls down the stairs due to the unexpected …..um…”Surprise”

Needless to say, I realized that not only I almost killed my husband’s best friend, but my reputation as a proper GOOD Italian girl was shattered blown to smithereens.

He told me that he was picking lint out of his butt for a week.
Of course I didn’t believe him, cause who would of known I had such strength.

Anyways
I just wanted to make you guys laugh
Lisa

» Posted By LisaDi9 On February 16, 2011 @ 1:45 pm

Hi guys
can I post a wedgie story

» Posted By LisaDi9 On February 16, 2011 @ 1:13 pm

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