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Time Out for O/T – Vol. 15

Crying here.

I’m glad to know they are both getting help. If anyone else wants to help the displaced pets in Tokyo, there is information at this address:
http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/2011/03/world-vets-prepares-first-responder-team-for-deployment-to-japan/

Be patient, the traffic from Yahoo seems to have overloaded their servers.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 8:46 pm

Oh, geez. Like I told Kalima, tell us what you need!

We’ll figure out some way to help as much as we can!

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 8:37 pm

Eggs, hash browns, and corned beef hash.

I loves me my comfort food.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 8:35 pm

Buck up, Artist. Glennnnn’s show has been canceled in new York, Philly, and other major markets, and the number of advertisers dropping him is over 200 now.

I bet he wishes we could go back to when radio shows were sponsored directly by a single company, like the “Ten Commandments Masculinity Enhancement Company”.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 8:34 pm

No, no, no… that would be *wrong*.

(shifty eyes watching the shadows in the corner of the room)

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 8:32 pm

What the Lady Choice said, with all my heart.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 8:30 pm

Thank Yahweh that the commandment about bearing false witness got repealed before Glennnnn learned to spew.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 7:27 pm

Well, basically, you have to dilute the water with Drano or lye, about 60 parts to 1 pat water, and then heat it up to just under boiling point …

Was that out loud?

Oops.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 7:26 pm

That hasn’t been working very well lately, with other candidates at least. The Christian right has been getting peeved at candidates that they endorse, who don’t identify with them strongly enough or endorse enough of their agenda (usually, a minimum of 175% of their agenda) to suit them.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 6:07 pm

Well, I suppose you could try for a refund, since he washed off the $70 bath…

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 5:10 pm

Okay.

You’re unreasonable, and it’s all your fault.

Glad to brighten up your day.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 5:08 pm

@Mightywoof:

I prefer to put the blame on the origination of that misperception.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 5:04 pm

Isn’t that one of the signs of the Apocalypse?

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 5:02 pm

Okay, now you are just being unreasonable.

One of the perks of being better than everyone else is being able to call those other people names with impunity.

Expecting Kasich, who is clearly better than everyone else, not to take punitive actions against the police for challenging his divine right to be superior, is quite short-sighted.

If everyone would just shut up and genuflect, he wouldn’t have to take these actions, so it’s all everybody else’s fault anyway.

I suggest you file a lawsuit to that effect immediately.

And this comment is only about 51% snark.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 4:58 pm

Well, on that one, I kind of picture the peasants raiding the ivory tower where the monster lives, armed with torches and pitchforks.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 4:49 pm

Sounds like a recipe for disaster to me.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 4:40 pm

The Tea Party isn’t the Tea Party.

They are all corporate shills, whether they realize it or not.

What’s that old quote about evil and “good men doing nothing”?

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 4:20 pm

I didn’t say anything. My sound detector device’s needle didn’t even twitch.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 4:15 pm

@jkkFL
Most straight guys have depth perception issues. For proof, just ask them the size of their, er, “plumbing”.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 4:08 pm

Darn it. Hit the vote button instead of the reply. argh.

I am reminded a few years back when some rap “stars” and sports “celebrities” were spouting off on political and legal issues that they had no clue about. One of them, citing racial bias on the part of police, said the only solution was to forbid the police from going into minority neighborhoods.

I lost a lot of respect for Toby Keith when he proposed (if Toby were to be President) that Ted Nugent be made Secretary of Defense. (Nugent was a vocal admirer of the militia in Michigan that Timothy McVeigh was linked to)

I do not “get” sports celebrities. They get a ton of money a year, despite receiving a lot of free travel, free meals, free entertainment, etc., and when their contracts are up they have to scramble to find a new job. However, I have known a lot of adolescents to whom the concept of spending within one’s means or saving for the future was not just a foreign concept, but also an immoral one.

Having had to, at one point, work with the Detroit Lions, Detroit Pistons, and Detroit Tigers as part of a charity, I can tell you most of those men are indeed adolescents. That’s why the mature ones get so much press: it’s tantamount to spotting a do-do bird reading the Wall Street Journal on a street corner in Islamabad.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 3:58 pm

Ah. Sounds like a depth perception issue.

😉

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 2:58 pm

sigh. Could be worse. We could have basketball players trying to balance the budget.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 2:54 pm

The bath rugs in the condo I was staying at were missing for two days, and I finally asked my buddy where they were.

Him: In the dryer.

I went to the dryer. The rugs were still wet. O.o ?

Me: Um. You put the rugs in the dryer. What is the next logical step?

Him: (blank look) Beer?

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 2:52 pm

The suction cup side of the bath mat goes *downward*, so that the, ah, current doesn’t move it around.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 2:49 pm

I can not make any comment that would not offend at least 97% of the global population in some way or another.

But I’m *thinking* it.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 2:48 pm

I would also like tho point out that this does not apply to gay men. I am happy to say that my partner’s and my sensory receptors are in fine working order, unimpeded by testosterone.

If necessary, I will glad to post video proof.

I have no idea how it works for lesbians. If some of my friends are any indication, loud vocalizations seem to be a reasonable substitute for sensory stimulus.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 2:46 pm

Mom, all dogs are automatically and inherently neglected and abused beyond their ability to cope with it.

I used to live with a cocker spaniel that would sit on the couch next to me, lean as hard as she could against me, and cry. For hours. Because her life was soooo hard!

Once, while my then-roommate (her property) was out of town, I was gone for the house for three hours, and when I got back I was treated to the most pathetic, melodramatic portrayal of imminent-death-by-broken-heart I have ever seen.

And people laugh at the idea of medicating dogs for “separation anxiety” (puppy Prozac).

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 2:39 pm

Awww. He looks so neglected.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 1:50 pm

It is more difficult to determine the difference between men and boys and women and girls.

And has very little to do with age.

One of the guys on another website I frequent was told by a co-worker that he is not a man because he hasn’t fathered a child.

Considering that boys have the ability to impregnate a female as young as ten or eleven, I find that line of – darn, it isn’t thinking, and it isn’t reasoning… anyway, I find it hilarious.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 1:48 pm

Dianne Fienstein is calling for help in repealing D [sic] OMA
http://www.couragecampaign.org/page/s/Join_Sen_Feinstein_and_Courage_Campaign_to_Repeal_DOMA

Personally, I can not stand Feinstein and her political double-dealings, since she was on the San Francisco Board of Supervisors with Harvey. She has never apologized for the way she treated Anne Kronenberg immediately after Harvey’s death. She also did not testify as to Dan White’s behavior during the murder trial.

If D [sic] OMA is repealed, so be it. But I think this is just another attempt by the Dems to suck up to the gay community prior to campaign fundraisers.

» Posted By 2ndClassCitizenPundit On March 16, 2011 @ 1:25 pm

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