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Posted by AdLib On May - 12 - 2014 55 COMMENTS
Albert Einstein

ADLIB: If I said 2 plus 2 equals 4, isn’t that the only correct answer?

CRUZ: I can list the names of a number of Republican economists who would disagree with you.

Posted by AdLib On May - 7 - 2014 39 COMMENTS
priebus thumbs up

Priebus ecplained, “We enlisted the best Republican minds to create a new language that would better respect and represent those in our party. When that failed, we asked the Koch Brothers to pay $10 million to Frank Luntz who quickly turned out the framework for this new language we’ve come to call, ‘Benghazian’. “

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 28 - 2014 58 COMMENTS
Sterling-Bundy

Some possible team names that have been floated by Donald Sterling and Cliven Bundy for their new racist basketball league include, “The Charleston Chattel”, “The Houston Butlers” and “The Tennessee Involuntaries”.

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 25 - 2014 16 COMMENTS
Hannity - The Jerk

Cliven Bundy: “My favorite comedy? Don’t know if this counts but I went to a movie last years thinkin’ it was a comedy but I was the only one laughin’. Think it was called ‘Twelve Years a Slave’.”

Categories: Featured, Film, GOP, Humor
Posted by AdLib On Apr - 23 - 2014 24 COMMENTS
supreme-court

Thought “The Death Panel” was a right wing hoax? Nope. The SCOTUS became a real death panel, allowing states to refuse expanding Medicaid to let the uninsured working poor die from medical neglect. The ongoing deaths of thousands of Americans will now be a dark legacy of The Roberts Court.

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 21 - 2014 20 COMMENTS
Putin crosseyed

“Reality poses a threat to Russia and its future so purely as a matter of self-defense, I have ordered Russian troops to move to the border of Reality and stand ready to use force to defend our country,” Putin declared.

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 17 - 2014 36 COMMENTS
Parker from central Idaho aims his weapon from a bridge as protesters gather by the Bureau of Land Management's base camp near Bunkerville

It is hard to decide what is more horrible, that a major news network would rally for a mass shooting of law enforcement officers and citizens or that Right Wingers were literally giddy at the opportunity to “begin the revolution” by wanting to kill police in order to steal land and violate laws.

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 14 - 2014 21 COMMENTS
voting line

Just last November, pundits were saying that Obamacare’s troubled rollout doomed it to failure and Chris Christie was so nationally popular, he was the odds on favorite to win the GOP Presidential primary and perhaps the White House.

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 9 - 2014 21 COMMENTS
Bizarro Superman GOP

“Me know women get less pay for same job but speaking for all women as man, what feel worse to women is everyone knowing it. So me decree, on behalf of women, no one talk about it anymore.” Problem solved!

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 3 - 2014 49 COMMENTS
cable stations

When I walked into the examination room Fox News was waiting in, it was facing the smallest corner of the room with a distant, angry look in its eyes while chanting “Benghazi!”.

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 1 - 2014 30 COMMENTS
pregnant_woman TX

TX State Rep. Dixon explained, “When liberals pass laws to inspect factories to protect people, no one says they’re oppressing factories so it’s hypocritical of liberals to complain when we have government inspect the lives of women to protect the unborn.”

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 27 - 2014 59 COMMENTS
fox henhouse

Christie hired his own attorney, Randy Mastro, to manage an independent investigation which surprisingly has cleared him of any wrongdoing and finds him to be the slimmest and most sexually attractive Governor in the U.S.

Posted by James Michael Brodie On Mar - 24 - 2014 44 COMMENTS
Paul Ryan

  Have you ever asked yourself why someone would decide that it was somehow important to conduct comparatives studies on the intellectual outcomes of human beings based solely on skin color? What’s the end goal of these types of studies? What is it they wish to accomplish? And what do […]

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 17 - 2014 42 COMMENTS
the-saint-patrick39s-day-parade3

On a day when some of these same homophobes who are marching in their “No Gays Need Apply” parades will be dressed in brightly colored clothes, descend on bars in droves getting drunk and hanging all over other men then possibly end up on their knees in a toilet stall, they are hardly in a position to judge others on their behavior as being socially undesirable.

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 11 - 2014 29 COMMENTS
cosmos1

Perhaps the only science Murdoch truly believes in is the calculation of tv ratings and advertising rates.

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 6 - 2014 24 COMMENTS
FDR - McCain

The bodies of these Republicans were able to return to the present but their minds remain trapped in the past. Remarkably, no difference in them was noted.

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