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Pepe Lepew
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I weep for the teachers!

LiseLives
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LiseLives

I agree – talk about a frustrating endeavor – teaching the kids of some of these people ….

Pepe Lepew
Member

My sister actually does!

These people are obsessed with evolution.

LiseLives
Guest
LiseLives

Oy – I feel for her Pepe, really I do –

escribacat
Member

Aren’t these the folks who want to require you to take an English test before you can vote?

boomer1949
Member

e’cat,

Sure, but not only do they blame the student/voter, they blame the teacher. Thus relieving themselves of any responsibility of the base being unable to spell. 🙄

SueInCa
Member

One and the same, apparently Tancredo cannot read or see properly or he never would have said that. Stupid Stupid Man

Khirad
Member

Every time I see that ‘English’ sign, it’s not the homonym confusion, but the placement of the hyphen, that truly puzzles me.

LiseLives
Guest
LiseLives

OMG, hadn’t noticed that – that’s just plain weird ….

escribacat
Member

😆 That’s the kind of thing that drives me CRAZY!!

kesmarn
Admin

Due to their usual lack of foresight, they smashed too many letters into one line. So to avoid head-scratching at the word “ARECOUNTRY,” they stuck a (-) in there. That’s my best guess, Khirad!

choicelady
Member

It’s the quick fix for someone who got distracted (someone probably brought out the long necks)but could not quite get back to the point of the sign. Or someone fixed it for someone else.

Probably best not to ponder it all too long. You’ll get a headache.

Questinia
Member

Unfortunately, you don’t have to spell right to vote rong.

LiseLives
Guest
LiseLives

Ummm, you rang ? 🙂

Hiya, Q !!

Questinia
Member

I SO rang you. Big, big cyber-hug, sweetie.

LiseLives
Guest
LiseLives

Right back at you – great to see you !

Kalima
Admin

😆 K, you found a treasure trove of ignorance on a single page.

Apart from the more than 80% of pure racism there, my personal favourites were.

“This is America and our only lanoguage is English.” Does this rhyme with tango?

“Thank you Fox- news for keeping us infromed.” Great job there Murdoch!

“Obama commaner in Theif.” This person must have been short tongued.

“English is our language. No excetion. Learn it.” 😯

And for all of us married folks, are we missing something, I can’t remember hearing it in my vows, can you?

“Preserve the sactity of marriage.”

I feel much better about myself now and my English bloopers. 🙂

LiseLives
Guest
LiseLives

LOL !! Maybe the last one was referring to the sac.titty of marriage, but trying to do it a bit more politely ?
:mrgreen:

Kalima
Admin

😆 Which reminds me. One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:

‘If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts..’

LiseLives
Guest
LiseLives

:rofl: – thank god we can be a bit trashy here, yes ?
I like laughing & that stuff makes me laugh 😀

Kalima
Admin

Me too Lise, I’m hopeless. 🙂

LiseLives
Guest
LiseLives

BTW – Hi, Kalima !!

Good, so I have Carte Blanche to talk naughty once in a while (without being nasty, of course) :mrgreen:

Kalima
Admin

Hello again Lise, great to see you back here.

As long as we don’t wander into the nearby fields, we’re good here. Laughing is much better than medication sometimes. I strive to do it many times a day. 🙂

LiseLives
Guest
LiseLives

Total, emphatic ditto on your comment (below) Kalima.
Laughter is impt. therapy & I too, make sure I find (genuine) ways to do it daily –

Kalima
Admin

Laughmates then, as opposed to soulmates. 🙂

boomer1949
Member

Lise,

The great leader guy is quite flexible and the rules of the road are pretty succinct. As long as you make a valid argument or point and don’t throw poop at someone, you’re good.

We attempt to be mature, but sometimes lose it (hilariously of course). What is most inspiring however, is the respect and acceptance; uplifting and far from crass or derogatory. Actually Lise, we all seem to like each other — go figure. Hang around – you’ll like it here. It’s like being in the mountains and breathing fresh air!

LiseLives
Guest
LiseLives

Thanks Boomer, I appreciate it. Some people I already know from Huff & I’m sure I’ll like the people I don’t know yet 😉

javaz
Member

😆 Good one, Kalima! 😆

Kalima
Admin

Evening javaz, are you ok, sorry I missed about your today. Nasty time zones!

javaz
Member

Yes, Kalima, is everything is fine, thank you for asking!

Am heading off to bed though as I’m starting to fade and looking forward to an uninterrupted good night’s sleep!

Hope to see you tomorrow and hope you have a wonderful day.

Kalima
Admin

Sleep well then and take care.

See you later.

whatsthatsound
Member

They are right! Socilism is one of the greatest evils to ever plague mankind. Every war in history began with a bunch of socilists getting together and socilating! They, and their partners in atrocity, the oculists, are dead set on destroying this country, and the Teabaggers are the only ones with the guts to put it out there, on signs. Will we listen?
Soculists and oculists are bringing on the Apoculipse!

Blues Tiger
Member
Blues Tiger

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whatsthatsound
Member

You think I’m kidding? They’ve been planning this ever since our founding as a nation! Think, who was the most French loving of the revolutionary figures? Ben Franklin, right? He invented bifocals. He was…. an oculist! Who designed our flag? Betsy Ross, a seamstress. Seamstresses sew…..Hello! Socks!

Wake up, Sheeple!

Chernynkaya
Member

Uh, Mr. Beck? It’s time for your nap. 😉

whatsthatsound
Member

I resemble that remark!

Blues Tiger
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Blues Tiger

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LiseLives
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LiseLives

With tail between legs, (((((heads back to the dickshonary)))))
I’zz gonna lern it !

Questinia
Member

LISE LIVES>>>>>LIVE AT POV!!! YAY!

LiseLives
Guest
LiseLives

LOL – see my Hello, doll, at the top !

Chernynkaya
Member

😆 ❗

Since they are illiterate—


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whatsthatsound
Member

Thanks for the visuals, Cher!
We all must do our part to fight this!

Chernynkaya
Member

It’s a scourge! and a scour!

LiseLives
Guest
LiseLives

Sockulists are mostly harmless – they merely keep their socks neatly bunched up in their drawers – 😀

whatsthatsound
Member

Sure, drink the Kool Aid!

LiseLives
Guest
LiseLives

O/T apologies –
From a poster at Huff re : Catholic Church outrages :

As the old saying goes, “Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers”.

Chernynkaya
Member

That’s really clever! :mrgreen:

Chernynkaya
Member

Know what a Teabagger says when he meets another one?

Nice tooth.

LiseLives
Guest
LiseLives

LOL – except, nuh uhn, it’s : naisse tuth 😀

Chernynkaya
Member

Had to read that twice, Lise– NICE! 😆

LiseLives
Guest
LiseLives

…..(what worries me is how easily that came to me) 😆

LiseLives
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LiseLives

LOL – Ohhhhh, those photos are hilarious !!
Do they, I mean really now, do they do it on PURPOSE ??

How can anyone ….100% without fail, keep spelling their (dumbdumb) message wrong ? 😮
I mean, you’re trying to make a statement about ‘speaking English’ & ya can’t even spell your idiot message correctly ??? LOL !

boomer1949
Member

LiseL,

The children? They’re the innocents. And no, they don’t do it on purpose.

As a parent of a veteran Kindergarten educator, it’s not the children, it’s the parental units (aka SNL without the pointy heads). The kids in the classroom function only as well as the teachers and parents communicate with one another. The educators can send home so many notes, leave so many voice messages, and send so many emails. If the parents don’t reply or show up for conferences, what’s a teacher to do? What’s an educator to do? Wait for the other shoe to drop, or until the government or organization accuses them of not doing their jobs?

I’ve been with my kid, who loves her kids, during a breakdown, when a parent was too drugged up or video-gamed out to be responsible enough to send 5,6,7 kids to school; none of whom had had breakfast, much less dinner the night before. The oldest, age 11 at the time, was in charge (solely in charge) while Mom & Dad slept it off from the night before.

Why should my kid have to go to therapy because she cares more than the parents of her students? Yet, when the student fails it’s the fault of the educator. Where does parental responsibility come into play?

Yet Lise…if my kid failed to report this shit, she could lose her teaching license (it’s the law), but Children Services returned 7 neglected/abused kids to their druggie parents — nothing has changed.

My daughter had to go to therapy because she cared more than the parents of her students. What’s wrong with this picture?

As AdLib so eloquently pointed out earlier

LiseLives
Guest
LiseLives

Oh now that’s a whole other topic & I agree –
I’m just referring to the grown adults in the pictures above – & yes, the more serious question is : what if they’re parents & they pass their lax educational standards onto their kids ?
That’s a sad thing indeed, for the kids & very frustrating for hard-working teachers –

boomer1949
Member

But see? This is the case. What’s even more infuriating is the GOP, the Tea Party People, and vise-a-vi the parents, exploiting little kids…5 and 6 year olds! Makes me want to puke — sorry throw-up didn’t seem quite as effective. What parent, in his/her right mind, would want to screw their own kid for God’s sake?

Lise, nada personal, just been to therapy with the teacher kid who cares more than the parents, but gets blamed for parental failure to engage.

LiseLives
Guest
LiseLives

I completely understand –
The parents are so ignorant that they just don’t realize how they’re spelling the fate of their own kids –

& the onus (wrongly) often lands on the teachers ….

choicelady
Member

OK – now I know for sure (fer shur) that these are the SAME people who picket women’s clinics. One had a hand-lettered sign that read:

“SAVE Babys Life’s !!!”

Another had one that said:

“Stop Fonication! Death! AIDS! Sex! Your choice!”

(We voted for Sex…)

One rocket scientist carried a pre-printed sign for about 30 minutes, holding it upside down. When I took pity and told him, he did not believe me because, looking down, it looked fine to him.

Can’t fix stupid.

boomer1949
Member

Ms. Choice,

It’s because? All together now…Stupid is a preexisting and exploitable condition. Duh!

choicelady
Member

boomer, I admit I had not thought of willful stupidity as a disability. I bow my head in shame. Even as I continue to laugh.

LiseLives
Guest
LiseLives

😆 cont’d …..

LiseLives
Guest
LiseLives

LOL !!!! – & ……”we voted for sex” – 😆

msbadger
Member
msbadger

It are gittin harder! Ovah on tat ohter site we has to mispel everthing to kepe the modratars form skurbing us!

Seriously, this is really scary…. the lowest common denominator is getting pretty damned low! Thanks for the laughs, and I will propagate “Teabonics” every chance I get! LOLs!

boomer1949
Member

MsB,

God Bless ya’ teacher person!

Firstly (yes, I know it’s not a word), I mentioned to KQ earlier that these are the parents of the No Child Left Behind kiddos.

If it means an ounce of anything, my daughter’s Kindergarten class can spell better, articulate better, and can write complete sentences better. Actually their signs would make much more sense. And the parents are the GOP base.

That said, btw, her Master’s is Early Childhood Education LITERACY-Based. Unfortunately, and without parental involvement, these dear sweet kids are doomed.

It’s no wonder the educators feel like they are fighting a losing battle.

LiseLives
Guest
LiseLives

LOL – Hey, you !!! Here you are 🙂

nottoolate
Member

Aaaargh. The pain! The pain! I was an English literature major, then an English teacher, then an editor and a proofreader. This shit with the misspelled words on Teaboner signs was amusing the first few times, then not so much, and now it is like molten shards of glass in my eyes. Yesterday I made the mistake of reading one of those horrid personal diaries on Kos that made me suspect the writer’s bona fides, so I checked her previous posts and found reference to Shakespeare’s “racist novel the merchant of venice.” Jesus wept.

Chernynkaya
Member

I know 🙁

And we are not saved…

Blues Tiger
Member
Blues Tiger

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nottoolate
Member

Oh Lard, hep me.

boomer1949
Member

ntl,

God Bless ya

SueInCa
Member

Well, I guess Tancredo was right then, he just got the wrong voters:

“People who could not even spell the word ‘vote’ or say it in English put a committed socialist ideologue in the White House,” Tancredo said during a speech, according to the Cleveland Leader.

Tancredo also said Obama won because “we do not have a civics, literacy test before people can vote.”

Chernynkaya
Member

Geez, that’s a great point! That is just too perfect.

So the other night, Mr Cher and I were eating at out favorite BBQ place– Dr. Hogley Wogley’s Tyler Texas BBQ. He said,
“Wow, these ribs are really good.”

And I replied, “Yeah, aren’t it?” It just came out like that!

He put down his rib and started laughing, “Gee, one bite of Texas ribs and already she’s talking like an illiterate!”

From now on, when I say something stupid like that, we will call it Teabonics.

AdLib
Admin

Hey! I like Dr. Hogley Wogley’s too! BBQ and TexMex are the only two contributions to American society Texas has made, as far as I can “reckon”.

Chernynkaya
Member

I knew you had great taste, AdLIb! And as to Texas, don’t forget Freddie Fender. So that’s 3 things.

AdLib
Admin

Whoops! Can’t forget Stevie Ray Vaughan!

Chernynkaya
Member

OK 4 things. Hey, I’ll give ’em a break–let’s say a dozen things. Still not worth it. Secede!

choicelady
Member

Molly Ivins and Jim Hightower! Ann Richards!

AdLib
Admin

Did you coin the phrase “Teabonics”? It’s hilarious!

Or should I say in Teabonics, “Ittz heal-larry-us!