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Posted by AdLib On Oct - 11 - 2017 ADD COMMENTS
nuke trump

In a way, much of America seems to be just stunned, standing in the middle of a house where an orange-faced arsonist is pouring gasoline everywhere and threatening to drop the (Nazi) torch he’s carrying if he gets mad enough.

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 11 - 2017 ADD COMMENTS
Trump Death Star

Skeptics in the press corps questioned Trump on both the fictional basis of the weapon and the decades that building such a massive ship would take to which Trump replied, “That’s just more fake news. The Death Star is real, we have it, it’s up there, and Mexico paid for it.”

Posted by AuntieChrist On Jul - 20 - 2017 4 COMMENTS
jefferson beauregard sessions keebler

In the nation’s capitol, one thing is guaranteed while Donald Trump is Resident of the United States: whatever can go wrong, will.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 13 - 2017 3 COMMENTS
two trumps

“Look, I don’t know this ‘Donald Trump Jr.’, I’ve never heard the name before and I’ve never met with him. This is Fake Son, a total fraud, just propaganda probably being made up by Obama and the left wing media,” Trump ranted.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 10 - 2017 5 COMMENTS
donald trump jr

An attempted crime is still an effort to commit a crime…which is a crime. If bank robbers failed in a heist, if terrorists failed in an attack, if a rapist failed in a rape attempt…are they all innocent because they didn’t succeed at the intended crime?

Posted by AdLib On Jun - 16 - 2017 ADD COMMENTS
Trump witch

“I’m not a witch! There are reasons why I can’t float or be seen in a mirror, believe me! I just don’t want to, If I wanted to, I could. But I want to tell all those witch hunters at the FBI something, you like not being a toad? Ask yourselves that, that’s all I’m gonna say,” Trump smirked before transforming into a weasel then becoming irritated because no one noticed.

Posted by AdLib On Jun - 1 - 2017 6 COMMENTS
Trump High Castle

What if Trump was able to reshape America without Congress or the courts being able to check his power, what would this country look like? Let’s call it Trumptopia, a regime resembling Russia but with a Trumpian twist.

Posted by AdLib On May - 24 - 2017 2 COMMENTS

TRUMP: “Dear wall, I’m praying that you turn all the media into something…I don’t know, salt, lepers, hey what about, snakes! With tattoos that say, ‘I love Fake News!’ but with the heart sign for ‘love’, you know?”

Posted by AdLib On May - 17 - 2017 15 COMMENTS
Trump Impeach

All of the clumsy machinations Trump has brought with him as his only skills have already, in less than four months, led to his committing acts that are leading even Republicans to accept the possibility of his eventual impeachment.

Posted by AdLib On May - 10 - 2017 14 COMMENTS

Democrats should commit themselves to blocking any and all business in either house until or unless an independent prosecutor is appointed to investigate the possible collusion of Trump’s campaign and administration with Russia.

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 18 - 2017 5 COMMENTS
Trump terrorist

Donald Trump is a terrorist in the literal sense. When Trump tries to negotiate, he doesn’t do so like a sharp businessman, he just uses extortion like any thug or terrorist might. There is no art to the dealing Trump does, just the threat of brute force.

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 10 - 2017 7 COMMENTS
Trump and Judy

Trump declared that it is important for the world to see the US perform its responsibility to appear as a moral leader and that he hopes they appreciated this performance…also mentioning that it’s available same day on Blue Ray, DVD and pay per view.

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 30 - 2017 14 COMMENTS
Nunes Cockapoo

Trump declared that he had complete confidence in Nunes’ integrity and that the they were about to go for a walkie so Nunes could “take care of his business”.

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 14 - 2017 17 COMMENTS
flynn trump1

Would Flynn have contacted the Russian ambassador without Trump or anyone on his team knowing about it? And after making those calls, would Flynn have just gone to sleep in his Stalin print pajamas? Or might he have instead contacted Trump to say, “Mission accomplished!”

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 7 - 2017 11 COMMENTS
MeaningofLife - crop

God explained that he doesn’t have a Twitter account but wouldn’t have replied to Trump anyway, saying he just found it amusing to see someone who thought he was the center of the universe.

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 31 - 2017 13 COMMENTS
trump bannon

With such an unpopular and xenophobic agenda so desperately desired, might not Trump and Bannon see it to their advantage if a terrorist attack did take place and a frightened public fell in line behind whatever they wanted to do?

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