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Posted by AdLib On Oct - 31 - 2015 31 COMMENTS
trump-mask

Don’t be afraid, these sounds of music and terror can’t hurt you…unless they’re coming from upstairs in your house!!! Quick, get out, it may be the ghost of Ben Carson…who sounds exactly like Ben Carson not being a ghost, “I’m going to scare you. Honestly. Boo. There you go. Now you’ve been scared.”

Categories: Humor, Music Thread
Posted by AdLib On Oct - 16 - 2015 11 COMMENTS
Proud_to_be_a_Democrat

“I’m proud to be a Democrat where at least I can fistbump.
And I won’t forget the Repubs who’ve tried, to elect a douche named Trump.”

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 5 - 2015 3 COMMENTS
Flood3

Responding to the record flooding that has gripped South Carolina through torrential rains, the NRA’s new think tank proposed that the only way to stop flooding from a bad storm, is with flooding from a good storm.

Posted by AdLib On Sep - 24 - 2015 17 COMMENTS
Satan on Fox

“The folks at Fox News have been fantastic, it’s really a great fit for me,” Satan stated. “I think we’re on the same page which makes working with them seamless.”

Posted by AdLib On Sep - 7 - 2015 25 COMMENTS
labor1

Trump explained, “See, this way you get rid of the stress employees have to deal with, getting up the courage to ask for raises and companies don’t have to deal with rising costs of labor. It’s a win-win!”

Posted by KillgoreTrout On Sep - 4 - 2015 22 COMMENTS
misery

It was a dark and stormy night as two gay novelists were driving through Kentucky on their way to New York, to get married…

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 31 - 2015 20 COMMENTS
get a brain

For many people whose childhood hobbies didn’t include playing the drums with their head, it’s been hard to understand why so many people in the GOP are supporting such candidates as Donald Trump and Ben Carson.

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 27 - 2015 14 COMMENTS
trump2

“David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear, wish I could do that! ‘Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free?’ That giant metal immigrant, you know she’s from France, needs to be deported along with 11 million Mexicans!”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 21 - 2015 5 COMMENTS
jeb1

Bush defended his use of the n-word by saying, “Here’s the deal, what I said was, they’re commonly referred to that, that’s what I said, I didn’t use it as my own language.”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 17 - 2015 24 COMMENTS
under dome

When asked about any regrets on exterminating the entire population of the U.S. in the name of protecting the country, President Trump became upset. “Why would you ask me something so stupid? I don’t have any regrets! I promised to stop illegal immigration at any cost and I did!”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 13 - 2015 19 COMMENTS
Trump Tribble

One might suggest that this crop of Republican candidates for President are boldly going where no candidates have gone before. They believe that the wealthy should live long and prosper and when it comes to emulating the offensive and hateful rhetoric of Donald Trump, they seem to have accepted that […]

Posted by pinkpantheroz On Aug - 12 - 2015 16 COMMENTS
AAMI5

I was to be a Dad at a circus food stall with hyper kids wanting everything in sight. Behind me is my parked car and on taking a quick glance around, see to my unbelieving eyes, an Elephant smashing the back of it.

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 10 - 2015 20 COMMENTS
Classic Rubio Ad1

“I believe in the sanctity of life and in order to protect it, I think we need to be willing to require the deaths of anyone, especially women, who threaten it,” Rubio stated.

Posted by KillgoreTrout On Aug - 1 - 2015 79 COMMENTS
jungle1

Welcome to the jungle, folks! Another weekend music thread has come our way. With all the events of the past few years, and the GOP still promoting social Darwinism, I can only conclude, that it’s a jungle out there, and by “there,” I mean right here in the good ole, bad ole U S of A!

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 27 - 2015 56 COMMENTS
Trump as Huckabee

Taking on a Trump persona, Huckabee has been observed trying to fire all of the medical staff attending to him, filing for bankruptcy four times and calling for Latino orderlies by saying, “Tell the rapists I need a new bedpan.”

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 9 - 2015 24 COMMENTS
Trump1

MSTRUMP will begin their programming by repeating their interview with Trump every other hour. In between, hosts will show clips of the interview and along with guest pundits, will make funny faces, shake their heads and look right into the camera to ask viewers, “Can you believe this?”

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