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Posted by AdLib On Nov - 28 - 2016 13 COMMENTS
trump-neanderthal

“We am here to stay just like first Neanderthals,” grunted Trump supporter and Newanderthal, Clyde Ham, previously explaining that part of the lifestyle includes not “con-jew-gating” verbs properly because they own the banks.

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 7 - 2016 ADD COMMENTS
trump-vr

It is difficult to speak with Mr. Trump, with him ensconced in his VR world of adoration, and he frequently believes he is on a stage giving a speech so is prone to calling for his virtual supporters to beat up anyone trying to interview him.

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 31 - 2016 23 COMMENTS
comey

“We have not as yet ascertained if the ham sandwich in Mr. Weiner’s refrigerator is significant in any of our investigations but following our protocol, we have opened a secret investigation of it that we won’t tell anyone about to protect its integrity.”

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 25 - 2016 2 COMMENTS
trump-cancelled

Burnett explained, “There was no way to have a final episode of Trump’s campaign once it caught fire! We just looked at each other and said, ‘What the hell?! We’ve even called The Pope a jerk and they won’t turn against him, this is ridiculous!”

Posted by Misterbadexample On Oct - 17 - 2016 ADD COMMENTS
Planet Hospice at the United Solo Festival. Picture courtesy Lander Camarero

Let me explain. The rhetoric from mainstream climate groups (and many scientists) over the past few years has sounded something like this: ‘if we don’t seriously reduce our carbon dioxide levels, our grandchildren will be in big trouble by 2100’. With that deadline 84 years away, the tendency is to become complacent. But nearly all such assertions about a 2100 deadline are based on carbon dioxide concentrations alone.

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 10 - 2016 6 COMMENTS
ryan-satan

“Loyalty is important to me but so is flexibility. I’ve always tried to combine the two so that my loyalty is as strong as steel but as flexible as a rubber chicken. In this way, I think I can best serve the most vulnerable and needy…meaning myself and Republicans in Congress.”

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 3 - 2016 9 COMMENTS
titanic

Captain Trump explained, “Yes, we hit an iceberg that had illegally immigrated into this part of the ocean to endanger our lives but because a ship captained by Trump is so powerful, it’s the iceberg that’s now sinking, not us.”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 26 - 2016 8 COMMENTS
Trump Hair Leave

Trump’s hair explained, “Could I just sit around and pretend that what was going on right under my nose wasn’t happening? I’d rather dye. I’ve lived believing that you don’t judge based on one’s color and I’m not going to flip on that so I just had to give Donald a permanent wave goodbye.”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 23 - 2016 14 COMMENTS
Zombies for Hillary

“I’m telling you, Hillary’s a full blown zombie, she eats brains! If she becomes president, look out! Do you really want a zombie for your President, I mean, come on,” Trump exhorted his white male, pale and jagged toothed audience who responded in unison chanting, “Brains!!!”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 15 - 2016 6 COMMENTS
Trump Hat Cake

“Look, we all know that Barack Hussein Obama and Hillary Clinton are guilty for all the evil in the world today…after all, she is The Devil. Thanks to them we have ISIS, an unfair economy, irritable bowel syndrome and me as the Republican nominee, pretty terrible stuff, right?”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 9 - 2016 8 COMMENTS
trump sleep

“I think he did himself a lot of good last night when he was sleeping, no gaffes, projecting an image of being relaxed and peaceful, we’ll see a turn around in the polls if he keeps sleeping like this,” boasted New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie.

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 2 - 2016 14 COMMENTS

Before we can Make America Great Again, we need to Make Americans Great Again and the first step in doing that is for Republicans to openly recognize and end their abusive relationship with Donald Trump.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 18 - 2016 12 COMMENTS
Melania SCOTUS

“When Donald first told me that he wanted me to be on his SCOTUS, I have to admit that I misunderstood and told him that I had a headache,” Melania explained. “But once he explained to me that SCOTUS stands for ‘Supreme Court Of Trump’s Ultrahot Spouse’, I was very flattened. Or is it ‘flattered’?”

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 12 - 2016 22 COMMENTS
image

To soothe his fragile nerves, Donald Trump listens to his special, “The Best, Most, Magnificent Playlist, Ever in the History of Man, Believe Me!”. Fortunately, we’ve got a copy right here!

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 6 - 2016 25 COMMENTS
Congress Redundant

“I find it redundant and repetitive that Republicans will once again have to do what they’ve done before, again and again, over and over, in investigating investigations of investigations,” repeated Ryan.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 1 - 2016 5 COMMENTS
Brexit Run Away

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