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Posted by AdLib On Mar - 22 - 2017 ADD COMMENTS
Trump Propaganda Poster2

“Trump was watching the news on RT while eating a salad with Russian dressing when it came to him out of the blue,” said Conway while casually patting out a small fire that kept breaking out on her pants.

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 6 - 2017 1 COMMENT

Without providing any evidence other than a cartoon from KlanWeek, Donald Trump released a series of stunning tweets today claiming that President Obama has been using a Trump voodoo doll to hurt him and damage his presidency.

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 21 - 2017 15 COMMENTS
milo1

“Thank you Donald Trump, as we discussed, you and I both like to be able to feel whatever we want,” Yiannopoulos stated. “And I just love the idea of being in such a satisfying position with kids.”

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 7 - 2017 11 COMMENTS
MeaningofLife - crop

God explained that he doesn’t have a Twitter account but wouldn’t have replied to Trump anyway, saying he just found it amusing to see someone who thought he was the center of the universe.

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 12 - 2017 11 COMMENTS
trump-pennywise

Since it’s a bit hard to relate to, for those possessing a full set of teeth and a conscience, we’ve paired images of Trump and those around him with matching horror film characters that people know to help with this transition from absurdity to reality.

Posted by funksands On Jan - 9 - 2017 54 COMMENTS
mcconnell-and-schumer

Anonymous staffers have leaked the blueprints of this plan, called “The Extremely Repealed Amazing Replacement for the Freedom-Crushing Obamacare that Everyone Hates”.

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 27 - 2016 3 COMMENTS
Trump Jesus

If 2016 was personified as a human being, it would be more often referred to as an unbelievable asshole who would not be welcome back even if it came to our door with a giant box of chocolates in one hand and an eternal youth potion in the other.

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 20 - 2016 17 COMMENTS
101-dalmatians-trump

Instead of retaining their original “happy endings” where the poor but honest or morally principled hero or heroine wins out, the new endings to Disney films will portray the villain, as the hero.

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 28 - 2016 13 COMMENTS
trump-neanderthal

“We am here to stay just like first Neanderthals,” grunted Trump supporter and Newanderthal, Clyde Ham, previously explaining that part of the lifestyle includes not “con-jew-gating” verbs properly because they own the banks.

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 7 - 2016 ADD COMMENTS
trump-vr

It is difficult to speak with Mr. Trump, with him ensconced in his VR world of adoration, and he frequently believes he is on a stage giving a speech so is prone to calling for his virtual supporters to beat up anyone trying to interview him.

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 31 - 2016 23 COMMENTS
comey

“We have not as yet ascertained if the ham sandwich in Mr. Weiner’s refrigerator is significant in any of our investigations but following our protocol, we have opened a secret investigation of it that we won’t tell anyone about to protect its integrity.”

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 25 - 2016 2 COMMENTS
trump-cancelled

Burnett explained, “There was no way to have a final episode of Trump’s campaign once it caught fire! We just looked at each other and said, ‘What the hell?! We’ve even called The Pope a jerk and they won’t turn against him, this is ridiculous!”

Posted by Misterbadexample On Oct - 17 - 2016 ADD COMMENTS
Planet Hospice at the United Solo Festival. Picture courtesy Lander Camarero

Let me explain. The rhetoric from mainstream climate groups (and many scientists) over the past few years has sounded something like this: ‘if we don’t seriously reduce our carbon dioxide levels, our grandchildren will be in big trouble by 2100’. With that deadline 84 years away, the tendency is to become complacent. But nearly all such assertions about a 2100 deadline are based on carbon dioxide concentrations alone.

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 10 - 2016 6 COMMENTS
ryan-satan

“Loyalty is important to me but so is flexibility. I’ve always tried to combine the two so that my loyalty is as strong as steel but as flexible as a rubber chicken. In this way, I think I can best serve the most vulnerable and needy…meaning myself and Republicans in Congress.”

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 3 - 2016 9 COMMENTS
titanic

Captain Trump explained, “Yes, we hit an iceberg that had illegally immigrated into this part of the ocean to endanger our lives but because a ship captained by Trump is so powerful, it’s the iceberg that’s now sinking, not us.”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 26 - 2016 8 COMMENTS
Trump Hair Leave

Trump’s hair explained, “Could I just sit around and pretend that what was going on right under my nose wasn’t happening? I’d rather dye. I’ve lived believing that you don’t judge based on one’s color and I’m not going to flip on that so I just had to give Donald a permanent wave goodbye.”

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