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Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Posted by Misterbadexample On Sep - 12 - 2014 5 COMMENTS
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The stakes with stopping carbon dioxide buildup are huge. The value of the un-drilled oil and methane and coal is in the trillions and if you think the oil and gas companies are going to write off those investments without a huge fight, I have a bridge to sell you.

Posted by AdLib On Sep - 11 - 2014 39 COMMENTS

Goodell stated, “These women are trying to corner me in a tight space, deliver a knockout blow to my head then drag me out of the NFL. It’s an outrage! I’m not resigning because their claims aren’t true, I don’t tolerate violence against women…really wish I could pound that into their heads.”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 22 - 2014 28 COMMENTS
Police Shooting Missouri

“These ISIS guys, they won’t be armed, right? I mean, we’re seasoned Ferguson cops, we’re used to dealing harshly with groups of unarmed enemies, we’re great at that.”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 15 - 2014 33 COMMENTS
satan vacation

When asked if it would strange to him, to be on vacation, Satan explained, “I am accustomed to being in horrific surroundings…so I booked a Carnival Cruise.”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 4 - 2014 47 COMMENTS
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The real issue here is that when you criticize white people in power for using their power to further oppress black people, you’re being racist. After all, aren’t you attacking only white people when you do so?

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 25 - 2014 24 COMMENTS
Boehner Obama

The automatic impeachment declaration uses blank lines in the areas where charges against a future Democratic President should appear, and terms like “Enter Scandal Here”, “List Connections to Terrorists” and “Fill In Traitorous Act” are placed beneath the blanks, in parentheses.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 23 - 2014 23 COMMENTS
softball coaches

In the cases where “Tea Party Republican” softball parents get what they want but their daughter’s lack of skills lead to losses, they console their daughters that they did everything right and someone else is to blame (Obama?).

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 14 - 2014 37 COMMENTS
Bad Grandpa O'Reilly

In a remarkable turn of non-events, the major cable news stations all declared that there really isn’t any news today so they have nothing meaningful to offer to the public until tomorrow.

Posted by phoenixdoglover On Jun - 28 - 2014 13 COMMENTS
Support Your Party

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Categories: Humor, News & Politics
Posted by AdLib On Jun - 10 - 2014 43 COMMENTS
Reagan Taliban

Throughout American history, Republicans have always stood for supporting the goals they speak up for…then attacking any Democrats who accomplish them!

Posted by AdLib On May - 12 - 2014 55 COMMENTS
Albert Einstein

ADLIB: If I said 2 plus 2 equals 4, isn’t that the only correct answer?

CRUZ: I can list the names of a number of Republican economists who would disagree with you.

Posted by AdLib On May - 7 - 2014 39 COMMENTS
priebus thumbs up

Priebus ecplained, “We enlisted the best Republican minds to create a new language that would better respect and represent those in our party. When that failed, we asked the Koch Brothers to pay $10 million to Frank Luntz who quickly turned out the framework for this new language we’ve come to call, ‘Benghazian’. “

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 28 - 2014 58 COMMENTS
Sterling-Bundy

Some possible team names that have been floated by Donald Sterling and Cliven Bundy for their new racist basketball league include, “The Charleston Chattel”, “The Houston Butlers” and “The Tennessee Involuntaries”.

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 25 - 2014 16 COMMENTS
Hannity - The Jerk

Cliven Bundy: “My favorite comedy? Don’t know if this counts but I went to a movie last years thinkin’ it was a comedy but I was the only one laughin’. Think it was called ‘Twelve Years a Slave’.”

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