• RSS
  • Facebook
  • Twitter

Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 27 - 2014 19 COMMENTS
rockwell_thanksgiving - wide

It is a tradition in my family to go around the Thanksgiving dinner table and ask who covered the dog in hair gel and sculpted her fur into a swear word. After that, we go around the table and share with each other those things in life that each of us are grateful for.

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 24 - 2014 25 COMMENTS
gop press

Sen. Ted Cruz and the majority of Republican men in Congress explained that it was their sole responsibility to take the trash out in their house and that their wives’ unilateral action in taking it out makes it impossible for the trash to be taken out in the future.

Posted by pinkpantheroz On Nov - 16 - 2014 42 COMMENTS
Noel Purcell2

My father was Noel Purcell, Actor, Comedian and Freeman of the City of Dublin. I do want to share the real man behind the Stage and Screen star, his pride in his work, his incredible humility for all his success but most of all, I want to show him as MY DAD!

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 31 - 2014 13 COMMENTS
Cowardly Boehner - PPOV

As part of their attempt to soften their image with voters just ahead of of next week’s election, top names from the GOP have donned their Halloween costumes and are offering a trick…or treat…for America.

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 20 - 2014 30 COMMENTS
ebola suits

“We and the other networks are suing because of the incredible losses we’ve suffered due to Americans not suffering incredible losses.”

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 3 - 2014 12 COMMENTS
zombie news channels

Visit the “Brides of Foxenstein!” room where women are made up to look like the Bride of Frankenstein, chasing after and terrorizing older white men by demanding control over their own bodies and equal pay! Sca-a-ry!

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 1 - 2014 24 COMMENTS
secret service

If only on that dark day in Dallas, Secret Service Agent Steven Wilder, who was said to be easily distracted, hadn’t misunderstood and thought he had been ordered to secure a book suppository.

Posted by Misterbadexample On Sep - 12 - 2014 5 COMMENTS
image

The stakes with stopping carbon dioxide buildup are huge. The value of the un-drilled oil and methane and coal is in the trillions and if you think the oil and gas companies are going to write off those investments without a huge fight, I have a bridge to sell you.

Posted by AdLib On Sep - 11 - 2014 39 COMMENTS

Goodell stated, “These women are trying to corner me in a tight space, deliver a knockout blow to my head then drag me out of the NFL. It’s an outrage! I’m not resigning because their claims aren’t true, I don’t tolerate violence against women…really wish I could pound that into their heads.”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 22 - 2014 28 COMMENTS
Police Shooting Missouri

“These ISIS guys, they won’t be armed, right? I mean, we’re seasoned Ferguson cops, we’re used to dealing harshly with groups of unarmed enemies, we’re great at that.”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 15 - 2014 33 COMMENTS
satan vacation

When asked if it would strange to him, to be on vacation, Satan explained, “I am accustomed to being in horrific surroundings…so I booked a Carnival Cruise.”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 4 - 2014 47 COMMENTS
image

The real issue here is that when you criticize white people in power for using their power to further oppress black people, you’re being racist. After all, aren’t you attacking only white people when you do so?

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 25 - 2014 24 COMMENTS
Boehner Obama

The automatic impeachment declaration uses blank lines in the areas where charges against a future Democratic President should appear, and terms like “Enter Scandal Here”, “List Connections to Terrorists” and “Fill In Traitorous Act” are placed beneath the blanks, in parentheses.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 23 - 2014 23 COMMENTS
softball coaches

In the cases where “Tea Party Republican” softball parents get what they want but their daughter’s lack of skills lead to losses, they console their daughters that they did everything right and someone else is to blame (Obama?).

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 14 - 2014 37 COMMENTS
Bad Grandpa O'Reilly

In a remarkable turn of non-events, the major cable news stations all declared that there really isn’t any news today so they have nothing meaningful to offer to the public until tomorrow.

Posted by phoenixdoglover On Jun - 28 - 2014 13 COMMENTS
Support Your Party

TABLE OF CONTENTS Welcome from the Speaker Dress Code Lodging and Meals Committee Assignments Franking Fact-Finding Missions Personal Appearances Legislation Welcome from the Speaker As Speaker of the 2018 House and Grill, I would like to extend a warm welcome to our new members. We look forward to meeting with […]

Categories: Humor, News & Politics
PlanetPOV Tweets
Sponsors
Features
  • Speakers Corner

    • Military Training is Good Training for Businesses Too businessman soldier

      When the veterans who served their country are retired after 3 or more years of service, they are excellent possible employees for some business.

    • The Man Me Mother Married Noel Purcell2

      My father was Noel Purcell, Actor, Comedian and Freeman of the City of Dublin. I do want to share the real man behind the Stage and Screen star, his pride in his work, his incredible humility for all his success but most of all, I want to show him as MY DAD!