“I’m pretty sure that I said, “Love thy neighbor as thyself”, not “Love only those with a median household income range between $35,000 and $75,000″.

Bernie.Madoff speaks out against the travesty of attacking Romney and Free Enterprise in the following piece…originally written on several rolls of toilet paper in prison.

There were so many worthy nominees deserving this PlanetPOV award for The Biggest Political F#%! Up of 2011, let’s just say that there are no winners, only losers and bigger losers.

Wonder what many of the political figures out there have on their wish list for Santa? Wonder no more!

The Right Wing were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of Orwell plots danced in their heads. And Romney in his flip-flops, and Newt in his spite, had just settled in for a long winter’s fight.

With all of the madness and hatred out there in the world, we can become inundated with so much that’s negative and lose sight of the things that we’re so fortunate to have. Unless you’re a Republican, then it’s a two-for-one deal.

In a show of holiday spirit, PlanetPOV reached out to prominent Republicans to ask them what they’re thankful for. Once explaining the concept of being “thankful” through the use of instructional videos, diagrams and action figures, they shared the following responses with us.

A parody of The Edgar Allen Poe’s, The Raven…a terrifying Halloween horror for the top 1%!!!

The Republican Presidential Candidates’ occupation of the GOP, or as they refer to it, Occupy Wack Street, doesn’t seem to have a leader and it’s not clear exactly what they want. Can this movement last?

Prose is an art form, movies and acting in general are art forms, so is music, painting, graphics, sculpture, and so on. Some might even consider classic games like chess to be an art form. Video games use elements of all of these to create something new. Why wouldn’t video [...]

In this revealing video, the Mainstream Media Police continue to assure the wealthy and corporations that they have nothing to fear from the Occupy Wall Street protests: CAUGHT ON TAPE: MSM Police Meet Occupy Wall Street by AdlibPOV  

Just like our political parties, each of the GOP candidates should have their own animal mascots to provide a simple and expressive symbol of their character and candidacy. Here are some suggestions…

As this video shows, there is only one magical cure for all that ails America and Americans…tax cuts!

In the modern era of punditry and media, we have now become accustomed to news being a never ending chain predictions. As the crude saying goes, predictions are like assholes, every news show has them.

I have it upon reliable authority that the East Coast earthquake was deliberately caused via collusion between Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanuel, Ben Bernanke, Dave Axelrod and the owners of the Carnegie Deli to increase the relative real estate value of Miami Beach shore property (otherwise known as the “Jewish Riviera” [...]

The truth is that I am not political, at least in the sense that I don’t support any parties or candidates (though I did fight a zoning law once to be able to create the Earth in a non-residential area).

If I was President and Congress was like, “No way we’re taxing rich people and stuff!” I would be so like, “Uh-uh, you’re gonna tax rich people, bitch!” and they would be so like, “Damn! Okay! We’ll tax rich people, just get out of my face!”

Coincidence? I think NOT! YOU DECIDE!!! Enjoy!                    

AdLib should remember this background graphic.

Remember that Monty Python skit where the Texas movie producer gets a bunch of screenwriters in a room and badgers them all until they are reduced to hiding under the table? The Texas producer actually reminds me a lot of the Tea Baggers. But I digress. Terry Jones is so [...]

Obama haters of all stripes and alleged political positions are joined in a chorus of furious, self-righteous bleating, like a flock of sheep with gas pains.

Help end the debt ceiling crisis by suggesting to John Boehner, a more effective and appropriate movie clip to play in his next meetings with Republicans to bring them on board.

Many of the cartoonish GOP figures running for President and in Congress actually appeared in cartoons before heading into the wacky world of Washington DC, you’re invited to peruse their former appearances.

Once again I bring you the highlights of the latest meeting of the “minds” propping up the Tea Party movement. As always, my research is double checked by “Tex” the fact check kitty.           Rep. Bachmann:  Hello ladies and gentlemen.  So good to have you all [...]

  While scientists remain puzzled as to the cause of  the dramatic decline in honeybee populations in North America and elsewhere, some are speculating the cause may very much be human related; however, not technological, but  philosophical. It appears that “Randism”, a trend that has recently exploded on the American [...]