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Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 25 - 2014 23 COMMENTS
Boehner Obama

The automatic impeachment declaration uses blank lines in the areas where charges against a future Democratic President should appear, and terms like “Enter Scandal Here”, “List Connections to Terrorists” and “Fill In Traitorous Act” are placed beneath the blanks, in parentheses.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 23 - 2014 23 COMMENTS
softball coaches

In the cases where “Tea Party Republican” softball parents get what they want but their daughter’s lack of skills lead to losses, they console their daughters that they did everything right and someone else is to blame (Obama?).

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 14 - 2014 37 COMMENTS
Bad Grandpa O'Reilly

In a remarkable turn of non-events, the major cable news stations all declared that there really isn’t any news today so they have nothing meaningful to offer to the public until tomorrow.

Posted by phoenixdoglover On Jun - 28 - 2014 13 COMMENTS
Support Your Party

TABLE OF CONTENTS Welcome from the Speaker Dress Code Lodging and Meals Committee Assignments Franking Fact-Finding Missions Personal Appearances Legislation Welcome from the Speaker As Speaker of the 2018 House and Grill, I would like to extend a warm welcome to our new members. We look forward to meeting with […]

Categories: Humor, News & Politics
Posted by AdLib On Jun - 10 - 2014 43 COMMENTS
Reagan Taliban

Throughout American history, Republicans have always stood for supporting the goals they speak up for…then attacking any Democrats who accomplish them!

Posted by AdLib On May - 12 - 2014 55 COMMENTS
Albert Einstein

ADLIB: If I said 2 plus 2 equals 4, isn’t that the only correct answer?

CRUZ: I can list the names of a number of Republican economists who would disagree with you.

Posted by AdLib On May - 7 - 2014 39 COMMENTS
priebus thumbs up

Priebus ecplained, “We enlisted the best Republican minds to create a new language that would better respect and represent those in our party. When that failed, we asked the Koch Brothers to pay $10 million to Frank Luntz who quickly turned out the framework for this new language we’ve come to call, ‘Benghazian’. “

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 28 - 2014 58 COMMENTS
Sterling-Bundy

Some possible team names that have been floated by Donald Sterling and Cliven Bundy for their new racist basketball league include, “The Charleston Chattel”, “The Houston Butlers” and “The Tennessee Involuntaries”.

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 25 - 2014 16 COMMENTS
Hannity - The Jerk

Cliven Bundy: “My favorite comedy? Don’t know if this counts but I went to a movie last years thinkin’ it was a comedy but I was the only one laughin’. Think it was called ‘Twelve Years a Slave’.”

Categories: Featured, Film, GOP, Humor
Posted by AdLib On Apr - 21 - 2014 20 COMMENTS
Putin crosseyed

“Reality poses a threat to Russia and its future so purely as a matter of self-defense, I have ordered Russian troops to move to the border of Reality and stand ready to use force to defend our country,” Putin declared.

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 9 - 2014 21 COMMENTS
Bizarro Superman GOP

“Me know women get less pay for same job but speaking for all women as man, what feel worse to women is everyone knowing it. So me decree, on behalf of women, no one talk about it anymore.” Problem solved!

Posted by KillgoreTrout On Apr - 5 - 2014 49 COMMENTS
images

With the GOPers and the baggers still using the time worn tactic of divide and conquer, decent, caring, spiritually minded people must strive to unite against those that seek money and power, those that want to keep minorities and the working poor under their jack boots.

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 3 - 2014 49 COMMENTS
cable stations

When I walked into the examination room Fox News was waiting in, it was facing the smallest corner of the room with a distant, angry look in its eyes while chanting “Benghazi!”.

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 1 - 2014 30 COMMENTS
pregnant_woman TX

TX State Rep. Dixon explained, “When liberals pass laws to inspect factories to protect people, no one says they’re oppressing factories so it’s hypocritical of liberals to complain when we have government inspect the lives of women to protect the unborn.”

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