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Posted by AdLib On Sep - 21 - 2017 ADD COMMENTS
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“By just taking healthcare away from 35 million people, we could lower premiums and provide less coverage for 750,000 people! It’s a win-win!” Satan smirked, doing his Martin Shkreli impersonation.

Posted by AdLib On Sep - 15 - 2017 5 COMMENTS
Emperor Trump

Trump stated, “Not only am I twice as committed to getting the billions from American taxpayers needed to build a massive border wall that Mexico will pay for, thanks to new building materials by this company, Emperor Technology, this Emperor’s New Wall will be the most magnificent, powerful wall ever built in the history of civilization, you won’t believe your eyes when you see it, believe me!

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 11 - 2017 ADD COMMENTS
Trump Death Star

Skeptics in the press corps questioned Trump on both the fictional basis of the weapon and the decades that building such a massive ship would take to which Trump replied, “That’s just more fake news. The Death Star is real, we have it, it’s up there, and Mexico paid for it.”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 4 - 2017 5 COMMENTS
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According to sources close to Trump, he will spend the rest of his time in office, immersed in a virtual reality where all Americans look at him with love and trust and his hands appear much bigger.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 26 - 2017 2 COMMENTS
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McConnell provided an estimate from The Heritage Foundation that his amendment to a repeal of Obamacare would reduce the deficit by $4 trillion over ten years, thanks to huge savings in social programs as 50% of America’s population dies prematurely.

Posted by AuntieChrist On Jul - 20 - 2017 4 COMMENTS
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In the nation’s capitol, one thing is guaranteed while Donald Trump is Resident of the United States: whatever can go wrong, will.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 13 - 2017 3 COMMENTS
two trumps

“Look, I don’t know this ‘Donald Trump Jr.’, I’ve never heard the name before and I’ve never met with him. This is Fake Son, a total fraud, just propaganda probably being made up by Obama and the left wing media,” Trump ranted.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 4 - 2017 8 COMMENTS
trump eagle.Still

Some may see it as fitting that on July 4th, a day of patriotism, Donald Trump was attacked by Bob The Bald Eagle.

Posted by AdLib On Jun - 16 - 2017 ADD COMMENTS
Trump witch

“I’m not a witch! There are reasons why I can’t float or be seen in a mirror, believe me! I just don’t want to, If I wanted to, I could. But I want to tell all those witch hunters at the FBI something, you like not being a toad? Ask yourselves that, that’s all I’m gonna say,” Trump smirked before transforming into a weasel then becoming irritated because no one noticed.

Posted by AdLib On Jun - 9 - 2017 7 COMMENTS
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TRUMP: “I know that and I know all about vows, I’ve made three of the most magnificent wedding vows and each was more absolute than the last.”

Posted by AdLib On May - 24 - 2017 2 COMMENTS

TRUMP: “Dear wall, I’m praying that you turn all the media into something…I don’t know, salt, lepers, hey what about, snakes! With tattoos that say, ‘I love Fake News!’ but with the heart sign for ‘love’, you know?”

Posted by AdLib On May - 5 - 2017 2 COMMENTS
Trump AHCA Death

The Spectre of Death proclaimed, “The AFCA will give Americans killer health care! What your president and his fellow Republicans are doing by moving the AFCA forward is dead right! This is health care to die for! In record numbers, Americans will be passing away…their Obamacare cards for Trumpcare cards!”

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 10 - 2017 7 COMMENTS
Trump and Judy

Trump declared that it is important for the world to see the US perform its responsibility to appear as a moral leader and that he hopes they appreciated this performance…also mentioning that it’s available same day on Blue Ray, DVD and pay per view.

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 30 - 2017 14 COMMENTS
Nunes Cockapoo

Trump declared that he had complete confidence in Nunes’ integrity and that the they were about to go for a walkie so Nunes could “take care of his business”.

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 22 - 2017 ADD COMMENTS
Trump Propaganda Poster2

“Trump was watching the news on RT while eating a salad with Russian dressing when it came to him out of the blue,” said Conway while casually patting out a small fire that kept breaking out on her pants.

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 6 - 2017 1 COMMENT

Without providing any evidence other than a cartoon from KlanWeek, Donald Trump released a series of stunning tweets today claiming that President Obama has been using a Trump voodoo doll to hurt him and damage his presidency.

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