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Posted by AdLib On Apr - 20 - 2018 2 COMMENTS
Trump - Lawyers1

Relying on tv for his decision-making on personnel has gone so well, Trump will now use it to select military leaders. Trump stated, “I need a new general and I’ve watched this Gomer Pyle guy all of my life, I like the cut of his jib!”

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 1 - 2018 ADD COMMENTS
Jesus ICE Arrest1

Customs officials have discounted witness claims that he was walking on the surface of the river as he crossed it. “The Rio is very low at the point this person crossed, it may have appeared he was walking on water but it was just an optical illusion,” explained ICE spokesperson, Leticia Zamarripa.

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 15 - 2018 1 COMMENT
trump jr - Vanessa

Getting divorced from a Trump is becoming a frequent enough international event to soon qualify as an Olympic sport. In the meantime, it remains a popular pastime in the Czech Republic, Slovenia and “Starbutts” gentlemen’s clubs.

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 9 - 2018 1 COMMENT
trump kim kiss1

Trump presented a longer list of “bad guys” which oddly included “Jesus”. When asked about this, Trump noted, “All these people think Jesus is a good guy, well he’s not, trust me. He creates zombies by bringing dead guys back to life, how evil is that?”

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 26 - 2018 1 COMMENT
nra-trump

“The best way to fight fire is with fire,” NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre explained. “So we are also advocating that fire departments around the country replace the water hoses on their firetrucks with flamethrowers.”

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 12 - 2018 9 COMMENTS
Donald Trump Media

The message here to the media is, quit playing dumb. Accept what is obviously true about Trump and stop asking “neutral” or fair” questions about what he says and does in the pursuit of appearing impartial.

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 9 - 2018 5 COMMENTS
trump bat

Trump stated, “Tomorrow I will sign an Executive Order that will put an end to crimes against women. My Executive Order will officially and legally, re-classify women as recreational equipment.”

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 26 - 2018 ADD COMMENTS
Trump Grimace

When asked if he truly intends to use this “weak bladder” strategy to avoid answering questions in his interview with Mueller, even to the degree of wetting his own pants, Trump just responded, “Depends.”

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 10 - 2018 3 COMMENTS
Trump bra

Wearing Ivanka’s bra, Trump frantically ran through the White House screaming “Traitor!” at a painting of Abraham Lincoln and yelled “You stole my fries!” at a painting of William Howard Taft.

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 31 - 2017 4 COMMENTS
O Brother - Trump Style

2017 was like being stuck on a cruise ship piloted by a coke-addicted baboon but we made it to 2018! As is our annual tradition, we’ve assembled our original, satirical graphics from throughout the year. Enjoy!

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 11 - 2017 2 COMMENTS
roymoore1

This time zone change will mean that when it is 8:00 pm CST in the rest of the state, it will be 1817 in the most conservative parts of the state.

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 4 - 2017 5 COMMENTS
tax bill handwritten

“Of course this isn’t approving of slavery! It simply allows those who have to pay the expenses of slavery to deduct those costs, it doesn’t mean we’re giving them a gold star to encourage them to continue, we’re just giving them a great deal of money,” Graham explained as he looked at his shoes.

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 23 - 2017 3 COMMENTS
rockwell_thanksgiving - wide

There were many things to feel thankful for this year in spite or even because of the presidential turkey that should not be pardoned.

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 14 - 2017 8 COMMENTS
trump-boeing-air-force-one

Trump reacted to being barred from re-entering the U.S. under his extreme vetting plan, “That Executive Order is only supposed to keep hateful extremists out of America! Okay, but I’m white so why is it being used against me?!”

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 31 - 2017 10 COMMENTS
Sanders Medusa

We share with you now the Halloween costumes of the Trump team, as they enjoy one last treat before their tricks send them all into the same orange jumpsuit costumes next Halloween.

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 19 - 2017 6 COMMENTS
trump robocall

TRUMP: “All I can say is that families should count their lucky stars that their loved ones died in the military while I was president.”

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