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AdLib On February - 7 - 2017

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Breaking millennia of silence, God made a sudden, unexpected appearance on The View today and spoke out to condemn Donald Trump’s executive order that declared a ban on immigrants from Muslim majority countries.

Replying to a nearly speechless Whoopi Goldberg, God stated:

“Okay look, all human beings are created in my image…though where your president’s hair comes from is a mystery even to me. So people are people, no one is evil because of the religion they believe in, their nationality or skin color. Evil comes from corruption within a human being’s soul…and surprisingly often from The Wharton School. Evil is not visible, you can’t look at a person and say just by his appearance, ‘Hey, now that guy is definitely evil!’. However, if his mouth looks like it belongs on a puffer fish, you may not want to stand too close to him when he inhales.

As for treating immigrants as if they’re all potentially dangerous terrorists…come on! Your president wants to ban them? Really?! My son was planning a long-delayed visit and now he’s had to cancel after learning that he’s not welcome because he was born in the Middle East. It was a real slap in the face for him but he just turned the other cheek, he does that.”

God wrapped up his visit by urging the people of the world to look at each other as they would want to be looked at, with love, respect, equality and worth. And he added that they should really avoid high fructose corn syrup as much as possible.

Upon hearing of God’s comments, Trump sent out a flurry of angry tweets:

Trump Tweet 1a

Trump Tweet 2

Trump Tweet 3bGod explained that he doesn’t have a Twitter account but wouldn’t have replied to Trump anyway, saying he just found it amusing to be in a one-sided Twitter war with someone who thought he was the center of the universe.

Written by AdLib

My motto is, "It is better to have blogged and lost hours of your day, than never to have blogged at all."

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  1. Nirek says:

    I still believe trump is “sun downing” which is a form of dementia.

    I like your article and the tweets are too funny. He does seem to think the world is his to do whatever he wants.

    Peace.

    • AdLib says:

      Nirek, let’s see if he starts forgetting what he’s just said, then he’ll be fitting the full description of dementia.

      The sad thing is, the Repubs would still dutifully follow and support him even if he was fully demented…because they are.

  2. Kalima says:

    About those tweets from the “so-called president” and his “rediculous” claim that the press don’t cover terrorist attacks, The Guardian took up the challenge and won. 😯

    Dear God, and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from trump and bannon’s evil.

    —-

    Shoker! Rediculous chocker Trump attaks and dishoners English with ever-dummer spellings

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/shoker-rediculous-chocker-trump-attaks-and-dishoners-english-with-ever-dummer-spellings/2017/02/07/9556faf4-ed58-11e6-9662-6eedf1627882_story.html

    —-

    What does the White House’s choice of ‘cases the very, very dishonest press doesn’t want to report’ tell us?

    Full story: ‘under-reported’ list includes Paris, Berlin and Nice attacks

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/07/full-list-of-trump-under-reported-terror-attacks-and-how-they-were-reported

    • AdLib says:

      Kalima, my spell checker is giggling. This is unpresidented in the history of the Untied Stayeds!

      Trump’s next complaint may be that the press is under-reporting their under-reporting.

      • Kalima says:

        😆

        My spell checker is as nutty as trump and changes my words to words that I didn’t type, but at least they are spelled correctly even if my sentences make no sence.

        I read that he’s taking medication for partial balding and one of the side effects is impotency. The others range from depression, confusion and mood swings. None of these symptom are responsible for atrocious spelling.

        Sorry trump, your/you’re just dumm and like a lose cannon attaking Denmakr, proving your insticts are lousy.

        You never know what his next lie is going to be so it could be under anything. Even monsters under his bed with press passes.

        I forgot to mention that your trump tweets were incredible.

        • AdLib says:

          Thanks Kalima!

          I read that too, that he kept it secret he’s taking hair growth medication that could be making him impotent and confused. Then again, isn’t most of the GOP?

          I think it affects spelling and self-restraint, he’s going after Nordstroms now? And not Putin?

          It’s only a matter of time, probably the first sudden crisis will panic and unhinge him. He will commit impeachable offenses or prove to be unfit (in a way that even Repubs can’t ignore).

          It’s scary to have someone so mentally unstable in the WH…and equally scary that other Repubs and his voters prefer that to Dems. Insanity is better than social equality.

          Sick people.

          • Kalima says:

            Trump will go down in history as the so-called president with the most f’ups in his first 3 weeks or even more in the first 100 days. One thing he won’t be able to do is trash tweet or sue the historians. His bed is made, and there is nothing else to do but to lie in it. He is already a laughingstock the world over. I can’t tell you just how satisfying that is.

            • pinkpantheroz says:

              Guys, I’ve just worked this out. POTUS is an animatron with an 8-year old inside, tweeting like mad. Cant spell, can barely read, from the sounds of it, goes into tantrums at the drop of a hard truth. Am I missing anything? His missus is a Russian Robot, transmitting back to the Kremlin. His children are……just plain creepy.

  3. gyp46 says:

    You are working really, really hard to get on Thumpers enemies list, better cool it or you’ll get tweeted!


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