Congress Redundant

In what has been called a disastrous disaster of disaster-sized proportions, House Republicans have become trapped in the Capitol by an infinite loop that appeared today in the Capitol out of thin air.

House Republicans had just scheduled an investigation of an investigation of an investigation of an investigation of Hillary Clinton and the FBI for not prosecuting her over her private email server, Benghazi and claims of hot sauce usage when a glowing infinite loop appeared in the chamber and trapped them inside of it.

Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan, immediately demanded that an investigation into the loop and a series of investigations into the investigation of the loop…be investigated.

“I find it redundant and repetitive that Republicans will once again have to do what they’ve done before, again and again, over and over, in investigating investigations of investigations,” repeated Ryan, coughing quietly to himself, “When the results don’t end up the way we wanted.”

Many House Republicans have seemed disinterested in even trying to escape the infinitive loop and those who have been trying, keep doing so in the exact same way that has failed while expecting a different result. “This is the definition of defining what something means that’s not only not working but isn’t succeeding…or accomplishing anything for that matter,” commented frustrated Rep. Jason Chaffetz as he kept unsuccessfully trying to fit a square peg into to loop’s oval hole to pry it off of them.

Surprisingly, many of the Republicans trapped in the infinite loop seemed very comfortable. “It actually feels comfortably comfortable in a comfortable way,” observed a comfortable-looking Rep. Kevin McCarthy.

Some Republicans have taken to pouring millions in taxpayer money into the loop, watching it disappear into nothingness but claiming it is a better investment than any alternative.

“It’s cheaper to lose millions of Americans’ money in an infinite loop than to allow our tax money to be thrown away pointlessly,” Rep. Steve Scalise echoed.

Democrats led by Rep. Nancy Pelosi, none of whom were trapped in the loop, regarded the Republicans with disgust and dismay.

“I don’t think it can be repeated enough,” Pelosi noted. “Republicans in Congress have made themselves redundant.”

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Beatlex
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Beatlex

All true Ad,but the Bastards can do what they want.They will overplay their hand as usual.That we can count on.Then there is Trump(say no more”

kesmarn
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Well done, AdLib!

Since we’re finding so many film references to endless loops, I just have to add one more:

Chaplin’s wonderful, inescapable, endless Hall of Mirrors.

(And who loves mirrors more than GOP Congress people?)

KillgoreTrout
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Ha! They like their mirrors with plenty of smoke.

That’s amazing Homie. It’s downright surreal.

jjgravitas
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jjgravitas

Congressional investigations: the ONE THING the GOP cannot outsource, because, then what would they do with all that resulting free time? Fix things? Phh!! Pshyahh!

KillgoreTrout
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Silly you! 😉

KillgoreTrout
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Now Darrel Issa wants to shut down the government over the FBI’s decision not to prosecute. And the wheel goes round and round…….!

pinkpantheroz
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… and it’s all Obama’s fault.

KillgoreTrout
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Isn’t everything “bad,” that happens? Never anything good. Like giving 12 million Americans access to proper healthcare.

Kalima
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Republand:

Watching the person in front of you smacking their head into a glass window, then doing exactly the same thing.

“The Unbearable Lightness of Being Stupid.”

Argument Clinic – Monty Python’s The Flying Circus

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y

Repub thought process.

The Blob

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TdUsyXQ8Wrs

KillgoreTrout
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Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department! This is a sub-department of the Department of Perpetual Angst……..Department, not to be confused with the Department of Eternal Futility Department/Agency/Service!

pinkpantheroz
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Overseen by the Department of Silly Talks.

KillgoreTrout
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Ha! Good one.

S-Man
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S-Man

Just imagine the sheer horror of being stuck in an infinite loop with Louie Gohmert.