Goodbye. Me am Bizarro Superman and me hired by Orange Face Man to make nonsense plan of Republicans not sound like nonsense…so me make it non-nonsense.
To end, deficit am most dangerous thing in universe. That why we not want to raise taxes to pay it down. We am against wealthy paying more taxes, so we say stop deductions to make wealthy pay more taxes.
We not give details of cuts and loopholes because it hurt us with public so we yell at Democrats for not giving details.
Bush tax cuts all go away at end of year no matter what so we say, we not allow Bush tax cuts to go away.
Orange Face Man hold many press conferences instead of negotiating to tell public that Obama wasting time talking to public instead of negotiating.
Republicans lose election for President, Senate and get less votes for House so we say country prove they want us to keep being in charge and acting crazy.
Our good plan to help 98% of Americans have more money is to give more money to wealthy 2%.
We not agree with Obama on Fiscal Cliff because we want good economy and that proved by last two years of us stopping him from helping economy.
Only way to make deal happen is compromise which is why we say Obama need to do what we want.
Firstly, on Obamacare, we fight Obama cause he not listen to what majority of Americans want. On more taxes for wealthy, we fight Obama cause he listen to what majority of Americans want.
Me hope you now know why Republicans make non-nonsense. Now me am going to rest tired brain and not think…me watch Fox News.
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