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whatsthatsound On April - 23 - 2010

(apologies to Milt Gabler and John Tenniel)

B is for the things he wants to Ban;

L is for the Libs who love this man;

A, well that’s for ACORN; neeeeed I even say more, n’

C‘s for the Constitution, we have got to save it soon, n’

K is for the Koran he’s reading;

B-L-A-C-K is really not my thing!

B is for the Birth Certificate he can’t produce, can he?

L is for the Law to whack my Granny;

A‘s for ACORN again, so you don’t forget, friend, and

C‘s for Communism, NOT the Founding Fathers’ vision!

K is for the way he thinks he’s King;

B-L-A-C-K is really not my thing!

(one more time!)

B’s for Borders that he won’t patrol;

L ‘s for Lenders he put on the dole;

A, shout out to ACORN, dabbling in kiddie porn, and

C’s for Competition,THAT’S the thing his program’s missin’

K is for this Kool Aid I’m drinking,


B-L-A-C-K
is really not my thing!

It’s not my thing!

It just ain’t my thing!

Shoo be do wah!

 

Written by whatsthatsound

Writer, Illustrator, Curmudgeon. Ferret Owner. Tokyoite, formerly Ohioan. Much nicer in person.

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  1. whatsthatsound says:

    Just one more and then I’ll call it a song:

    B’s for Borders that he won’t patrol;
    L’s for Lenders he put on the dole;
    A, shout out to ACORN, dabbling in kiddie porn, and
    C’s for Competition,THAT’S the thing his program’s missin’
    K is for this Kool Aid I’m drinking,
    B-L-A-C-K is really not my thing!

  2. javaz says:

    My gosh, WTS, you always amaze with your art and your prose.

    I do so hope that you will work with AdLib- another talented genius -- on something for GROW.

    Your works are incredible and may I ask if you are actually an artist by trade that sells?

  3. escribacat says:

    B is for brilliant!!

  4. dildenusa says:

    How do I take my tea? With honey and brown sugar of course.

  5. Chernynkaya says:

    My sentiments to Y-O-U, What’s!!!


    • whatsthatsound says:

      Thanks, Cher! It’s morning here in Tokyo and you just made mine.
      I think that song was the first one to bump the Beatles out of their #1 roost after their Ed Sullivan appearance.
      Maybe that’s what persuaded them to incorporate the word “Love” in so many of their songs afterward…?

  6. Questinia says:

    A Kool-Aid pitcher teapot!

  7. Questinia says:

    Daumier could get a few pointers from the whatsmeister. Splendid!

  8. AdLib says:

    😆

    W is for the Wit WTS has.

    T is for the Tea Partiers he’s skewered.

    S is for the Satire he uses.

    WTS!!!

  9. Kalima says:

    Hey, the nicest teapot I’ve see for ages! But hey, I love black, I’m so darned white, it suits me very well.

  10. KQ says:

    😆 Another classic WTS. Love the symmetry of your little ditty too. It’s appealing musically and visually.


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