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BlueStateMan On January - 15 - 2010

Here’s to YOU, Mr. Robertson,
Jesus turns his righteous back on you,
Whoo, whoo, whoo.

God hates you TOO, Mr. Robertson
Heaven holds NO place for you this day
(Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey)

We’d like to know a little bit about you for our files
We’d like to help you learn to fuck yourself
Look around you, all you are are just repugnant LIES
Stroll around the grounds until you hit a hole

And here’s to you, Mr. Robertson
Jesus loeathes you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God damn you too, Mr. Robertson
Heaven holds NO place for you to stay
(Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey)

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Stick it up your ass with your sick comments
It’s a little secret, just the Robertsons’ affair
Most of all, you’ve got to stick it to the kids

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mr. Robertson
Jesus hates you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God loeathes you too, Mr. Robertson
Hell will hold a place for you to stay
(Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey)

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  1. AlphaBitch says:

    Good one, BSM. I will try and piss old Pat off by praying for him. Preying on him has proven a little too easy, although you have certainly mastered this parody. I’ve launched a link to it for many friend who can appreciate this type of humor…….

  2. choicelady says:

    Brilliant understanding of the fool who calls himself Pat Robertson! You know -- we have no need of supernatural evil. Human beings just generate it all on their own. The devil does not existbecause human beings don’t need any help, and Pat Baby shows the way.

    GREAT parody but with a solid message indeed.

  3. Khirad says:

    This could explain soooo much. 😆


  4. Hopeington says:

    Bravo Bravo Yeah!!! more more Bravo
    Send it to him!!!

  5. PatsyT says:

    Brilliant ! more more Bravo!

  6. Kalima says:

    Just loved it BSM, absolutely wonderful. I wish that he could see it, almighty blasphemer, hypocrite and faux Christian that he is.

  7. KQuark says:

    😛 Hilarious BSM. I hope all is going well with you.


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